http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Brasil/foto/0,,18288745-FMM,00.jpghttp://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Brasil/0,,MUL1013075-5598,00-POLICIA+DIVULGA+IMAGENS+DE+RENDICAO+DE+SEQUESTRADOR+NO+DISTRITO+FEDERAL.html
― cozwn, Saturday, 28 February 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link
― Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
the guy in the opening... is that the boss from office space?
― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh god. That brought back a bunch of memories I thought I had successfully repressed. I used to work in a videogame store every other day someone would bring in a console that was as dirty as the one in the video. The video says something about "the nice one's" often being the most difficult people to take care of, but I would replace that with "middle aged mothers". Good lord, middle aged mothers, chill the fuck OUT!
― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 2 March 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.justin.tv/clip/a6437b7ec79
― University Challops (stevie), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link
― abanana, Sunday, 15 March 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
and that baseball game looks ace
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
It's getting slammed in the reviews.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 15 March 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link
shame. are there any baseball games for the ps3?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 15 March 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
mlb 09: the show is supposedly great.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 15 March 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
krauser84 wrote:
Wow guys, way to go in showing your support for the series and totally agreeing with some asshole you probably haven't even met before. For all of you who say, "Oh yeah I can totally see why they gave the game a 7/10 because of the demo," you faggots probably haven't played the real game yet so shut the fuck up. Maybe you ought to make your own decision and play the game before you believe some fucking douche bag who just gave it this score because it wasn't a "true" Resident Evil title. I'm sorry that I am being a fanboy here but that's the whole point. You're supposed to accept whatever direction the series is heading unless it is blatantly terrible. As far as I can see, nobody bitched about how Resident Evil 4 was so different from the series. In fact it was praised by critics everywhere and was getting game of the year so much that it's dick was sore from all of the game of the year awards it fucked. Now for some reason, people apparently hate this direction of the series four years after Resident Evil 4 came out. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I know damn well that after Resident Evil 4 came out and Capcom announced Resident Evil 5, all of the fanboys, including myself, creamed our pants. I mean what the hell? How the hell did this game get a 7/10? All I see is that this game is Resident Evil 4 but with co-op. As far as I am concerned, this game should have easily gotten at least an 8 and a 9 at max. No I am not conceited enough to say "Give the game a 10, it's Resident Evil 5!!!" because although I am a fan boy, I am not fucking stupid enough to know that the game deserves an absolute 10. And to stop any sort of come backs after what I just said, yes I am defending the game and saying it should get a higher score and I know it has it's flaws but I'll be damned if I let some douche baggy reviewer say that it is just a total repeat. Well no shit!? Like I said, everybody loved Resident Evil 4 and Capcom figured, well why not make the next game similar. I mean for fucks sake, all of the previous Resident Evil titles kept similar game play mechanics but still moved in a different direction. Look at Resident Evil 2 and 3. Those were so different from Resident Evil 1, those two games might as well have been called action games too. I'll also be damned if I let the general audience of the game series itself say, "this is an average game." I guess what I am trying to say is that I am pretty sure you assholes have no fucking respect for the producers/game designers and you should all just go fuck yourselves. If you all feel the game is so "mediocre" then maybe you should just fucking forget about Resident Evil 6 because I know damn well Capcom will change the direction of the series again and then people will say, "oh no, why isn't it like Resident Evil 4 or Resident Evil 5!? We like cock because we can't accept the fact that game designers try to change the way a series is made for the better." Well, I'd say that about sums up what I have to say. I pretty much wanted to out comment all of you other faggots who said this wasn't a great game. I don't care about what you have to say to me or if you comment me back. I know this rant has many flaws in the arguments, but like I said, you can all fuck yourselves for all I care. If you do message me due to this, I will just delete it. In fact, the only reason I created an account on this faggy website was because I was pissed off and wanted to write some sort of non ignorant comment. As far as this website goes, I have never seen this website as a credible source because all of you assholes in Europe get the censored version of video games anyways due to violence. You fucking pussies. Ironically though, you have no problem with shitting on one another. So congrats on that and I suppose that will be it for now. Remember, if you want to comment back to me, I'll be sure to read it and reply back because that's what I do. Fuck you guys and go play some other game that "isn't" a let down. Fucking douche bags. As a final final note though, I am also glad this website is great at knowing how video game companies are spelled. I must have used "Capcom" at least two times before this and apparently it doesn't exist. Awesome considering that they were the company that made the entire series in the first place. One other thing I have to say before ending this rant for good. All of you assholes who dissed Capcom and said, "Oh this game is terrible," why don't you try programming something even close to this you fucking assholes. I bet that 99 percent of you don't even have close to a fucking clue what it takes to program something this difficult. Why don't you try using C++, creating the game world, updating the game loop, creating classes for the enemies, weapons, etc, calculating the physics of what it takes to move the character, putting in collision detection, including AI behaviors such as cohesion, flocking, path finding, a finite state machine, and whole bunch of other shit that I can't even mention because I don't fucking know everything about what they put in there but I damn well know those are the basics. Then again, I probably just wasted some more energy in my fingers telling you guys that because once again, 99 percent of you probably went "what the hell does any of that mean?" Point being, I hate all of you. Especially the commentators on this page. All of you are the reason why the series has started to suck, if it even has started to do so in the first place.
― cozwn, Monday, 16 March 2009 08:52 (fifteen years ago) link
+1
― Lamp, Monday, 16 March 2009 09:14 (fifteen years ago) link
for some strange reason mlb baseball games aren't available to uk people :(
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 16 March 2009 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
getting game of the year so much that it's dick was sore from all of the game of the year awards it fucked.
― a thread for clams that you are free to disregard (jjjusten), Monday, 16 March 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
too long for a username unfortunately
New ILG Board description?
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I guess what I am trying to say is that I am pretty sure you assholes have no fucking respect for the producers/game designers and you should all just go fuck yourselves.
As far as this website goes, I have never seen this website as a credible source because all of you assholes in Europe get the censored version of video games anyways due to violence. You fucking pussies. Ironically though, you have no problem with shitting on one another. So congrats on that and I suppose that will be it for now.
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link
If you do message me due to this, I will just delete it. (...) Remember, if you want to comment back to me, I'll be sure to read it and reply back because that's what I do.
Er...
― snoball, Monday, 16 March 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
In fact, the only reason I created an account on this faggy website was because I was pissed off and wanted to write some sort of non ignorant comment.
halfway convinced this was written by an ex-coworker
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
We like cock because we can't accept the fact that game designers try to change the way a series is made for the better.
this is also completely awesome
― a thread for clams that you are free to disregard (jjjusten), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
How the hell did this game get a 7/10? All I see is that this game is Resident Evil 4 but with co-op.
lololol
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Thank God that no matter how far we get as a civilization or how many years past, teenage guys will always grow their hair long for some sorta mid-70s Cassidy brother/keith relf look.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 06:35 (fifteen years ago) link
GZeus?
― hyggeligt, Thursday, 19 March 2009 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link
never ever consider buying Star Ocean 4
― zappi, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link
wow... risk factor major
― Nhex, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link
made this for all yall:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090325000842136
― I will "Build This City" on your GODDAMN GRAVE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
ILG's Waiting For Godot. A+++
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 05:08 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit lol
― bnw, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 05:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey, I'm in that one! (though I realize cardboard dude is really the ILG WTF-geist)
― Dan I., Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
looooooooooool
― the call of the taint (HI DERE), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL. That's amazing.
― CraigG, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
amazing
xp!
― laying | (goole), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
forgot that 'she was really palsied and horselike. still cool. not attractive' was part of this epic
― laying | (goole), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hUS2mngeuNs/Rwv2IPBOM0I/AAAAAAAAADA/hCZcsucpHNM/s320/rorschach.bmp
"Palsied and horselike. Still cool. Not attractive."
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
the eerie thing is that for those of us who live in MPLS/STPL, the possibility of having this conversation lingers around every random corner
― no one is ever ready for the STAKK ATTAKK (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link
"Originally Posted by Owwmykneecap View PostA guy on my friends list was banned from live for two weeks for making a twin towers car in forza 2."
― lo (cozwn), Thursday, 26 March 2009 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/1zq90go.jpg
― abanana, Thursday, 26 March 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
wow, that's outstanding.t-shirt available anywhere?
― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Proof that if you want the best game-related lolz of some fashion, you gotta do it yourself! Nice work jjjusten.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.threadless.com/product/751/The_Madness_of_Mission_6
― abanana, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
arg sold out
― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link
i. it should surprise no one that the RE5 dude up there is basically my new hero
ii. jjj that video owned
― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i. posted tht one for you cankles :D
― lo (cozwn), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link
HAHAHA that movie, funnny
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ds-scene.net/?s=viewtopic&nid=7346I downloaded this, it's... um.
― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
i haven't downloaded this, but you'll be glad to know that Very Amateurish Softcore Arkanoid has finally hit Xbox Community games. (probably NSFW)
― zappi, Thursday, 26 March 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
http://kotaku.com/5183238/the-cut-scene-inside-the-video-game-weapon-replica-business
― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 March 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
terrifying
― laying | (goole), Friday, 27 March 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link