onion gaming violence lolzhttp://www.theonion.com/content/video/hot_new_video_game_consists
― zappi, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
― lo (cozwn), Friday, 10 April 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15398003&postcount=422
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
!!! tht actually provoked quite a hearty laugh and a "holy shit" from me
― lo (cozwn), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I was pretty impressed.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 10 April 2009 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link
the giant-breasted warrior woman fetish just puts it over the top
― Nhex, Saturday, 11 April 2009 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link
― jamescobo, Saturday, 11 April 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Criterion covers for video games, pretty awesome:
http://www.palesky.com/misc/gaf_collection_collected/
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 11 April 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
"it worked great on platoon"
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, April 11, 2009 3:50 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
great idea, totally shitty execution IMO
― s1ocki, Saturday, 11 April 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
what is Criterion anyway?
also, the Links Awakening one, I think it's meant to be Yoshi Island ?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.criterion.com/library/dvd
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 11 April 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
As much as I like that idea, there are some flat-out awful designs in there. The Katamari Damacy cover is about the only one that's at all well done. And the game selection... Heavenly Sword? Mario Party? SingStar?
http://www.palesky.com/misc/gaf_collection_collected/2qv5sbc.pngSomething about Jim Kelly getting cut in half?
And that's another thing- I can't even tell what the hell some of these are meant to be. I know it's terribly old-fashioned, but a cover should really have the name of the game in question on it somewhere.
Check out Eric Skillman (the guy who does Criterion's covers)'s blog, it's total design porn: http://ericskillman.blogspot.com/
― Telephone thing, Saturday, 11 April 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I kind of dig the game selection, I mean, Criterion's done Chasing Amy and shit, so it'd stand to reason that a video game equivalent would have some similiar wild cards.
A lot of the designs are pretty shit yeah, but I liked enough of them to have a few game-related lolz of some fashion.
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey wow Skillman is in the new Popgun, sweet!
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, a big gamer with pretty strong but informed views on gaming, which often leads to me looking down on most gaming reviewers since they talk complete nonsense. I know what makes a good game, and what makes a bad game... I've been wasting my free time playing the bloody things long enough to tell the difference (unlike most gamers out there).
You'll not often find me lavishing unfounded praise upon the likes of Grand Theft Auto or Gears of War, but rather on actual high quality games such as Okami and Super Mario Galaxy, which really are examples of excellent and polished gaming design.
― the most naturally gifted poster of his generation (cozwn), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ds-scene.net/?s=viewtopic&nid=7496
― angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh dear lord they made of a game of that...
Man how did I miss this.
http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2009/04/01
― Nhex, Monday, 27 April 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.farbs.org/Message.html
― ambience chaser (S-), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link
WTF is THIS: http://www.ds-scene.net/?s=viewtopic&nid=7569Who IS this guy?
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://eddie314.googlepages.com/ferrets_horo.jpg
― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Russel Grant was a fat British astrologer. I dunno who that is in the pic, unless he's lost a lot of weight and has ended up looking even sicker. He used to remind me of Glenn Shadix.
― dowd, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/330e64w.jpg
― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Saturday, 2 May 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I would join his gang.
That's not Russell Grant, it's forum hijinx.
― dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Hi-Risk/pacquiaohattonquit.jpg
― zinguist (cozwn), Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.gallerynucleus.com/item/image0/7496/7irq9u/michaelAlvarez_chunLiVsEHonda_1.jpg
― zinguist (cozwn), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://uk.gs.konami-europe.com/media/uk/000282430.jpg
― zinguist (cozwn), Monday, 11 May 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
― abanana, Monday, 11 May 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3818/themoreyouplaywithitthe.jpg
― Mulvaney, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8920/mhpwr.gif
― zinguist (cozwn), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link
legit lol @ that Sega ad
― jamescobo, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
move over Cho Aniki, you've got some serious competition at last. NICE MUSCLE!
― zappi, Friday, 15 May 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
If that game has at least 4 other kinds of mini games (besides walking through walls) I will buy it
― Mulvaney, Saturday, 16 May 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link
...amazing
― Nhex, Saturday, 16 May 2009 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link
looks incredible!
― calstars, Saturday, 16 May 2009 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/210y6c6.jpg
― zinguist (cozwn), Sunday, 17 May 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
lolz and lolz
― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 May 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
― zinguist (cozwn), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/11rg74g.jpg
― cozwn, Friday, 5 June 2009 10:46 (fifteen years ago) link
plx explain to n00b
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Friday, 5 June 2009 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link
plx = plz, ilx
is kojima's nonchalant translator from the sony e3 conf
― cozwn, Friday, 5 June 2009 11:41 (fifteen years ago) link
not kojima, the other guy
http://xs940.xs.to/xs940/09235/i506.jpg
― cozwn, Friday, 5 June 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/BEUndertaker/E3/1244055695762.jpg
― cozwn, Friday, 5 June 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/DarthSirius/3.jpg
http://xs940.xs.to/xs940/09235/h717.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/4uz57p.jpg
― cozwn, Friday, 5 June 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i41.tinypic.com/f2uezn.jpg
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Friday, 5 June 2009 13:12 (fifteen years ago) link
i only have mspaint on this machine, ok
http://i42.tinypic.com/5206c3.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/sbsxg4.jpg
my work here is done
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Friday, 5 June 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link