what would you even feed a steel horse? Flesh horses? Why bother!
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link
steel horses inside of flesh horses. the horses are fake liars in this game, and i refuse to be bothered with it.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link
A steel horse bothering itself alone? I'm game!
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:29 (four years ago) link
otm
― Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:56 (four years ago) link
Now, if you could play *as* a steel horse, that would be, as they say, a game changer.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link
it was raining when i got to the ancient lab so i ended up wandering off and beating 50 shrines and getting the master sword before i came back and realized i could upgrade my bombs
― crüt, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:33 (four years ago) link
can i make the steel horse jump up and down on my head, infinitely?
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
it was raining when i rode thissteel horse into some ass-face play
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
now, at last, i am alive
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link
just a matter of time before the phrase "steel anus" showed up on this thread
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
Peter Steele of Type O Negative is chuckling in the afterlife.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
the arc of the ilx thread is long but it bends towards the phrase ‘steel anus’
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link
i am genuinely surprised that it hasn't been used on ilx until now. good to finally get that one on the board
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link
ILX worst mentions
― rob, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
you've all disappointed me greatly
― Nhex, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link
i've a mind like a steel anus -- i never forget an opinion, which are themselves like anuses -- everybody's got one.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link
master cycle fuel can't melt steel anuses
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link
"I'm a cowboy, on a steel ... "
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
...horse i rideand the anus (ANEEUUUHUHUS)is also steel
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
by the steel anus on the horse of jovi
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link
a minimalist stainless steel anus designed by Jony Ive
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
a minimalist stainless steel anus designed by Jony Ive that shits jewels
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7P247rfrw
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link
howdy do. this is peter mccallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those jewel shitting stainless steel anuses designed by jony ive. credit card? You got it.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
i'm sorry i said anything about the ... thing
― lukas, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link
appreciate the apology, lukas. not sure if i can move on from it, but i'm willing the try. you'll understand that i fp'd you as a first step toward righting some of the wrongs unleashed here by you over the last 24 hours.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
"willing the try" is a phrase from rugby btw, in case you aren't smart
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
how do I know if I'm smart? no don't answer that anus man
― lukas, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
you are smart, lukas. I did a typo and made a lie to cover it up like the flesh on a steel horse. Now I am the one who is sorry.
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
One of only three known copies of the 78 of Rina Tadwaddle's hit song from the 1920's "No Don't Answer That Anus Man, Doo Doo Doo"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/g3xgep/i_was_looking_through_old_game_clips_when_i/
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:57 (four years ago) link
but also
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link
i'm on my second playthrough, using a horse and trying to stick mainly to the main roads this time. it's quite refreshing!
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 23 May 2020 05:45 (four years ago) link
also this game has spoiled every other video game for me. i tried playing dragon quest xi after playing this and i was like what the fuck
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 23 May 2020 06:02 (four years ago) link
i love how a lizalfos reacts when you wear the lizalfos mask
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 23 May 2020 07:03 (four years ago) link
I’m back doing the DLC. I love the map that shows you everywhere you’ve been - I’m trying to visit every spot i missed. Mostly they’re just hills and the occasional korok, but I’m really hungry for places to explore right now (for some reason). Wondering what it’ll feel like if I just start from scratch.
― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 23 May 2020 22:07 (four years ago) link
yeah that map is cool
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 May 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
i played master mode a bit and the monsters regenerating their health might be a dealbreaker, its one thing to have them be just more difficult idk
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 May 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link
the regeneration is really brutal, you have to avoid avoid avoid or peel out one at a time. I'm not sure master mode is fun, I started a master mode file ages ago but I haven't been back to it
― silby, Sunday, 24 May 2020 00:58 (four years ago) link
has anyone noticed that the glockenspiel / bell sound in the Kakariko Village music is quoting the Kakariko Village music from A Link To The Past?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oxz-LmklV4
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:12 (four years ago) link
Theres a few neat callbacks like that! The music referred to as "house" which plays when you visit Selmie the snowboarder in her little hut, is a very slow version of the inside-house music from Occarina/Windwaker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rxX17lcQdI
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:29 (four years ago) link
Yeah the fragmented elements on the main world theme have entranced me, the way that "riding a horse for an extended period of time" results in weird pointillistic versions of past themes appearing is extremely in my wheelgarage
And FUCK Trayce I never would've noticed that had you not pointed it out but very much so
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:34 (four years ago) link
I even hear subtle hints of Animal Crossing New Leaf in some of the more islandy songs (like Lurelin village) which makes sense because one of the composers is a woman who also did AC! I love this soundtrack so hard.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link
Like honestly, there are youtubes out there where you can listen to "waterside" or "sheikah tower" on a loop for 10 hours and I am constantly on that. Makes working very peaceful.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 01:21 (four years ago) link
lofi hyrule beats to study to
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 01:23 (four years ago) link
I love the attention to music across the franchise. Noticing Zelda's Lullaby in Sheik's Theme was one of the first times I understood music as a story telling device:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKAZrMXm4c
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 11:42 (four years ago) link
OKAY. This is a thread, but it’s worth it I promise.On Reddit today, user u/NoNoNo_OhOhOh posted a page from acclaimed Irish novelist John Boyne’s latest book, ‘The Traveller At the Gates of Wisdom.Note the ingredients. pic.twitter.com/4RTgZxtUT7— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 3, 2020
― devvvine, Monday, 3 August 2020 11:23 (three years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 August 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link
That might be the greatest thing ever. You know what's really nuts? He's not even 50 *and* he has written YA novels, he should have known better.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 August 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link
i like to think someone noticed in the editing process and just went 'ah fuck it, this is too good'
― devvvine, Monday, 3 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link