just came across this review at work, not outright lol but somewhat amusing:
1 years before on 23rd of April, I got annoyed when I got owned by a strong monster on Titan Quest: Immortal Throne... Then, I decided to search the internet for Titan Quest's Cheats&Codes... The results I get were "Titan Quest: Immortal Throne Cheats, Codes and Trainers for PC Games<br/>Here you'll find Titan Quest: Immortal Throne cheats, wallpapers, cheat codes and more. We're adding new cheats and codes all the time, so check back often ...I found the CheatHappens game really impressive...Sooo, I clicked the link and made my first visit to Cheat Happens, I got really impressed so I joined... I started posting on the "Titan Quest: Immortal Throne" Message Boards...I thought Post Count is the MOST important thing on the site, on those old days...I used to be a noob which was using 10 smileys in EVERY post... Like 1 month later I discovered the AWESOME General Discussions Board... I met LOADZ of people which I wanted to be friends with, they denied me because I used to be a newbie...(now they r all my friends and I love them all)...
― salsa shark, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Christ, screen-sized titties:
http://www.evony.com/evonyyahoo2.html
― kingfish, Thursday, 16 July 2009 09:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Are those supposed to be fireflies or something?
"play unnoticeably" how the heck is that screen "unnoticeable"? A more accurate claim would be "play until the sysadmin blocks evony.com and/or you get fired when your boss notice humongous ta-tas on your screen instead of that spreadsheet you were supposed to be working on."
Actually, someone's probably already done this, but wouldn't there be a market for a MMORPG that looked exactly like Excel?
― grocery groin (snoball), Thursday, 16 July 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Mage C on Ts.
― JimD, Thursday, 16 July 2009 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost with autogoonhttp://teamteamwork.bandcamp.com/album/the-ocarina-of-rhyme
― more ▌▌▌▌in more places (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit that is great
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Jay-Z - No Hook (Meeting the Owl)
― more ▌▌▌▌in more places (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
damn i forgot how hard the gerudo valley theme owned
― cankles, Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link
okay why didn't I just jump to the Busta one, wau
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:08 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/im_not_questing_with_you?utm_source=c-section
ha
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
But if grid-based dungeon-spelunking is the apex of the gaming experience on your homeworld, I suggest you invest your time in PhatLewt for the iPhone. I hear they've got a hobgoblin infestation you might be able to help with. Or, hey, Evony.com has a nice, leisurely pace that might suit you better. But if you want to strive for immortality, then pay me heed.
― cankles, Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Right now my IRL rage bar is about 98
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
that line is being quoted excessively by my coworkers, all of whom are current or former WoW addicts
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i didn't lol. it's too real!
― ledge, Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"I could, of course, go on for pages"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, that read like an actual letter... I don't even play the game but it seemed to plausible to be funny.
― more ▌▌▌▌in more places (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.google.com/patents?id=aAuzAAAAEBAJ&pg=PA3&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2
― thomp, Saturday, July 4, 2009 9:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
oh man i'm still reading this. it's like a whole other world.
― Kashyyyk Goood Frriieends (goole), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
[1029]The problem was actually much deeper, for as God and Romance is replaced by cynicism and theft, working with Napster wasn't going to fix it. It would have been like The Man with no Name working with the Baxters in the opening scene, instead of shooting them. Napster could have come up with a DRM system back then, but they chose not to, as DRM wasn't cool. MTV honored them, but then MTV killed music, replacing the Soul with degradation and debauchery, as is Viacom's specialty.
[1030]The glory of this present game is that it would allow the player to run through the halls of massive corporations, filled with double-speaking, uncreative lawyers and bureaucrats planning the next marketing campaign for the filth that will further the family's decline and chackle women to their bottom line. He game would allow the player to take them out. The actions would come to life as manufactured gangsta rap was replaced with melody and music, youngsters again looked into one-anothers' eyes with hope of eternal romance, and cynicism and irony were destroyed by player's the flamethrowing chainsaw.
― goole, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
c&p-able version here: http://appft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.html&r=1&p=1&f=G&l=50&d=PG01&S1=20090017886.PGNR.&OS=DN/20090017886&RS=DN/20090017886
so i suppose if i changed my display name to "WHAT DOES PLAYER DO? shoot woman. World is saved." some people might take offense huh
― and the oscar goes to "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!" (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
[1042]Instead of killing innocent drivers and prostitutes and jacking cars, the present invention allows the in-game player to kill the drug-prescribing psychiatrists, the taxing-and-spending government/corporate bureaucrats who cross from one realm to the other as easy as a lawyer crosses from corruption to perversion. Upon hearing doublespeakers say things such as "Freedom is slavery," "war is peace," "government is freedom," and "fiat currency is superior to the gold standard," the in-game player will be allowed to shoot them. And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization. Now many conservatives will criticize the over-sexulaization of society and the decline of morals, but when it comes right down to it, they will favor killing prostitutes and jacking cars over funding or creating games that actually allows one to fight for ideas. This is because they are fiat conservatives; and like the vampires and zombies in the present invention, they are content to say one thing while doing another; and to write lofty articles while never manning up and taking action to actually change anything. To them real-life abortion is far better than video games with ideals.
― goole, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly reading that thing reminds is like a "undesired conversations on late night public transit" simulator
― and the oscar goes to "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!" (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
imagine a bizarro world ilx run by geir and the posters at the Corner, then imagine that as a guy's brain
― goole, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link
btw how does this one work
― To me real-life abortion is far better than video games with ideals. (goole), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha i was just thinking of doing that!
― and the oscar goes to "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!" (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
so obv it shows great taste and sensibility
And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization.
wau
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://theirisnetwork.org/
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 July 2009 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link
So via Critical Distance I found this feminist critique of BioShock, written by Richard Terrell (who, you may have noticed, is a man).
Hahaha yeah because men can't be feminist. Gimme a break.
― My Cozwn Vinny (Will M.), Friday, 17 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
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omg no way!!
― goole, Friday, 17 July 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
That Google patent - Hee, I've just read the bit where he talks about how you'll never see things like bible quotes, Thomas Jefferson or the US constitution in these amoral modern video games, and then of all the games he could have picked to prove his point he goes with Fallout 3 for a couple of pages.
― 88, Saturday, 18 July 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Does the dude mention Civ 4 at all?
― kingfish, Saturday, 18 July 2009 09:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Naah, no prostitute killing in that.
― 88, Saturday, 18 July 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw those evony ads around a lot of late, thought them somewhat 0_o, read that link, it's just a web-based civ knockoff, and it's made by some wow gold farm operation? looool @ internet. Also lool @ this:
http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?s=0959f2cdad18661272de2a0e89183e28&t=11313&page=3
Which one is a ringer, do you think?
― f1f0 (Pashmina), Saturday, 18 July 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
web-based civ knockoff
It used to be called Civony - Colony and Civilisation. Guess they had to change it to something less derivative.
― grocery groin (snoball), Saturday, 18 July 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://wayoftherodent.com/wilbur/thddrthdrdh56.jpg
make your own: http://wayoftherodent.com/gd101/bs_paperarcade.htm
― koogs, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Why is this arcade populated by hippies and jocks?
Actually stripy guy is probably from Twin Galaxies.
― JimD, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Originally Posted by Fersis:I rejected a threesome to play KOF98.
― cozwn, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
The other two guys are likely very disappointed in him.
― WTFOICSBANSTFU (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
this chick (ws) does not care dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tA1rz7FxTg&feature=related
― cozwn, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
lol "where you do you learn this?"
― goole, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
the bigger dude is trying to act like he doesn't care, but really he's like "God I love SF"
― save your lover! (Z S), Thursday, 23 July 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
the self same bigger dude is the one who falls over herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siDQuyiMEW8
― m. white btw (cozwn), Thursday, 23 July 2009 09:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs147.snc1/5451_236682345028_554015028_7989781_3654814_n.jpg
― the shitbirdification of america's youth (cankles), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=930752&topic=50547047
― m. white btw (cozwn), Friday, 24 July 2009 07:59 (fourteen years ago) link
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttp://www.vggrader.com/
― zappi, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://tinyurl.com/mgqpn5
― bnw, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I do like those hitler subs. "This was a day one purchase for me" got me.
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WflNsuhuaMY
― Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link
yup ridiculous. nice testing
― lamb ankles (cozwn), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link