Arcade sticks are shit, a d-pad is much, much better.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
The Neo Geo was bollocks.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
n64 controller is better than the playstation controller
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Saturn NiGHTS controller is still the best game controller I've ever used.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone who liked any devil may cry wants to fuck his mom
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
somewhere along the way, we lost sight of the challops
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, but i'm still laughing
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Most PC game franchises are shitty. Civ is shitty, Myst was shitty, The Sims made a fun first impression but ultimately sucks, and World of Warcraft is for people who want to manage a bunch of panels but are too stupid for the Adobe CS suite.
The best Tony Hawk game is #4.
Super Puzzle Fighter is better than Tetris in every way.
Kid Icarus > Metroid
Carcassone > Catan > Puzzle Quest
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Final Fantasy IX is the best one.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
All the FF games are terrible.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Bump 'n Jump in its arcade version is the best racing game ever.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
pad is better than kb/m for fps
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Every FPS except "Goldeneye" sucks rancid balls.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
king boy/mato?
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
inverted controls are for nerds.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
u shut ur whore mouth
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
there has never been a RTS game worth playing
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Everyone talks about how good Bo Jackson or Barry Sanders or etc. were on Tecmo Bowls, but the only truly unstoppable player was John Taylor on the curl route.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
all hockey games suck and are put on this earth solely to give drug dealers a way to trap you in their creepy homes for much longer than you want to be there.
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you mean all baseball games (post-Baseball Stars, anyway).
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i agree with this 100%
― damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
alex kidd in miracle world >>> mario 1
― damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
n64 pad is the best pad in the history of pads
with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Super Metroid is really boring.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Bubble Bobble > Bomberman
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
YESSSSS
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten)
Play thee PES.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit
― damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
after the first ps1 game
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
parasol stars >>> rainbow islands
Metal Gear NES >>> Metal Gear Solid
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
what is PES? xpostss
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Jak and Daxter 1 >>>>>>>>>> any Ratchet and Clank game
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
There is no skill whatsoever in Golden Axe.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Actraiser > Golden Axe
PES = Pro Evo Soccer.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
secret of evermore >>> secret of mana
― damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't comprehend how one could play soccer with a wiimote, even.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Wind Waker was the best game of the last generation of consoles.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:00 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark
― b hoy hoy (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game played by americans has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:16 PM (5 minutes ago)
ok that should fix the problem then
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
There has not been a single satisfying airplane-flyin' game post-Starfocks.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
That thing with the big robots was the best American Football game ever.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Nethack is the best RPG ever.
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
No, Morrowind is. By miles.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
base wars >>> all other baseball games
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm an American.
xposts
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
FYI jjjusten:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOcMkGfNiE
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
we're all too fucking old to be playing gamesthey are not art, they are toysget a fucking second job if you need to spreadsheet that badly
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link