I was going to say that Pac-Man for the Atari 2600 was a lot of fun but I can't even type that in good conscience.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
fighting games never really improved after yie-ar-kung-fu: they just got louder, that's all
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 28 August 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
turbografx-16 was the best console of the 16-bit era
― Miss Fitzhenry (s1ocki), Friday, 28 August 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Gumshoe was the best NES platformer.
― my dixie wrecked (Euler), Friday, 28 August 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
startropics, astyanax and ducktales are more fun than zelda, castlevania and TMNT
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 August 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ducktales was really good.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
^hardly "challops" whatever that is
― Nhex, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
haha have you been posting on some weird alternate ilx?
― thomp, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, who argues that TMNT was fun anyway?
― Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
No one who's played it!
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
i actually kinda like it, but i didn't want to go out of my way to say so on this thread
― thomp, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
TMNT GBA is rad u r all gay
― cozwn, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Are we talking about TMNT 1 or Turtles in Time, though?
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i played tmnt: the arcade game on nes about 1,005 times.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm talking about the original TMNT NES game, the arcade game obviously ruled.
― Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i only remember playing the NES game at one particular friend's house when in junior school to be fair. i dunno, though, i think the fact that it was punishingly hard kind of makes people forget that it was in fact not a bad or tossed-off design
― thomp, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
The disarming-bombs-in-the-lake level of tmnt really wasn't all that hard. It was the NEXT level with the party wagon and the meka turtle that really fucked my shit up.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, the one that scarred ppl is the NES game. That was just ludicrously difficult.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost yes, that damn level where you had to drive around the city, crawl in the sewers etc. was pure torture... still, it'll be remembered with some nostalgic fondness regardless
― Nhex, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey guys FYI:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/TMNTgodown.jpg
Also, after Zelda TMNT was my fav NES ever.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 28 August 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
KB & M gives u aids
― cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
KB & M GIVES U AIDS
Banjo Kazooie > Super Mario 64
― tony dayo (dyao), Sunday, 30 August 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― do HOOS ever just steen into space and weep (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 August 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
super mario 64 was not fun
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link
even the simplest and shittiest modern day console game is a hundred times deeper and more entertaining than space invaders
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link
we're all going to wish we were holding joysticks instead of waggling our arms around soon enough
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link
PC gaming is for rich assholes
the only reason we don't all know how to play the piano right now is only because there's no mass market piano hero
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone who has ever taken the time to compose a song using mario paint should not be allowed within 500 yards of a child.
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― Nhex, Sunday, 30 August 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link
saying modern-day games are deeper than space invaders is hardly challopsian
― scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link
except this one (xxp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVlw9iWvE5k
― scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
"francis ford coppola tells better stories than edward muybridge"
― fleetwood (max), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
life is like a box of challopcolates
― cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I've played either halfway through or all the way to the end but never finished Chrono Trigger, FFVII, FFIX, FFX, FFXII
I thought the original Zelda on Nes was crap. T played it maybe once or twice as a kid
I made porn animations on mario paint when I was younger
I could play the pink panther song and simpsons theme on zelda's in game ocarina
Bethesda's Oblivion and Fallout 3 have suggested that I am OCD. (In fallout 3 I picked up everything and kept it in a locker. I have over 1000 bent tin cans for sure). I'm cleaning the apocalypse :) Actually I think I planned on selling everything in the locker once my barter got to 100... I basically never buy or sell anything until my barter is 100 or mercantile for oblivion.)
Nes Friday the 13th is awesome
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
okay more than half of those are truth bombs but I felt like sharing
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
None of those are truth bombs.
― Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
If Braid was made by Capcom it wouldn't have gotten 1/100th the acclaim that it did, like a 5-year-old classical pianist who can play a decent Bach at a regional talent show. It's fun for a while and all but gimme a break!
― OLIGARHY (Z S), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
katamari damacy is overra... overrat... I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
ha i almost went there
― bnw, Monday, 31 August 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
it would be like badmouthing your own mother (3)
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link
KD is a lot of fun, but for me not very addictive. I burned through all the levels fairly quick and moved on to other games.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link
FPS are always better on console
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
that's not even close to challops, though
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
fps? better on console? crazy talk
― Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link
here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
are you pressing a z button or sleeping?
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
sex with a mouse is just tight
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link