lol
― do HOOS ever just steen into space and weep (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 August 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
super mario 64 was not fun
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link
even the simplest and shittiest modern day console game is a hundred times deeper and more entertaining than space invaders
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link
we're all going to wish we were holding joysticks instead of waggling our arms around soon enough
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link
PC gaming is for rich assholes
the only reason we don't all know how to play the piano right now is only because there's no mass market piano hero
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone who has ever taken the time to compose a song using mario paint should not be allowed within 500 yards of a child.
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― Nhex, Sunday, 30 August 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link
saying modern-day games are deeper than space invaders is hardly challopsian
― scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link
except this one (xxp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVlw9iWvE5k
― scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
"francis ford coppola tells better stories than edward muybridge"
― fleetwood (max), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
life is like a box of challopcolates
― cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I've played either halfway through or all the way to the end but never finished Chrono Trigger, FFVII, FFIX, FFX, FFXII
I thought the original Zelda on Nes was crap. T played it maybe once or twice as a kid
I made porn animations on mario paint when I was younger
I could play the pink panther song and simpsons theme on zelda's in game ocarina
Bethesda's Oblivion and Fallout 3 have suggested that I am OCD. (In fallout 3 I picked up everything and kept it in a locker. I have over 1000 bent tin cans for sure). I'm cleaning the apocalypse :) Actually I think I planned on selling everything in the locker once my barter got to 100... I basically never buy or sell anything until my barter is 100 or mercantile for oblivion.)
Nes Friday the 13th is awesome
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
okay more than half of those are truth bombs but I felt like sharing
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
None of those are truth bombs.
― Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
If Braid was made by Capcom it wouldn't have gotten 1/100th the acclaim that it did, like a 5-year-old classical pianist who can play a decent Bach at a regional talent show. It's fun for a while and all but gimme a break!
― OLIGARHY (Z S), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
katamari damacy is overra... overrat... I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
ha i almost went there
― bnw, Monday, 31 August 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
it would be like badmouthing your own mother (3)
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link
KD is a lot of fun, but for me not very addictive. I burned through all the levels fairly quick and moved on to other games.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link
FPS are always better on console
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
that's not even close to challops, though
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
fps? better on console? crazy talk
― Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link
here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
are you pressing a z button or sleeping?
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
sex with a mouse is just tight
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
WASD is an anagram of AIDS
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah I said it
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link
FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.
― BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.
shenmue was really awesome
― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
turn up your sensitivity!
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
but then ... sniper fail?
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
heh u got me there
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
u two around for some bf1943?
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
now? aye could be.
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 9, 2009 4:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't see the appeal of Worms
― kingfish, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link
I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^guilty
― all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is not the best game of 1993
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
nice challop
― antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg
oh, how i tried to enjoy this.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."
The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]
Dee was very wrong.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link
heretic ii was awesome though
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link