are you pressing a z button or sleeping?
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
sex with a mouse is just tight
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
WASD is an anagram of AIDS
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah I said it
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link
FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.
― BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.
shenmue was really awesome
― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
turn up your sensitivity!
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
but then ... sniper fail?
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
heh u got me there
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
u two around for some bf1943?
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
now? aye could be.
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 9, 2009 4:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't see the appeal of Worms
― kingfish, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link
I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^guilty
― all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is not the best game of 1993
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
nice challop
― antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg
oh, how i tried to enjoy this.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."
The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]
Dee was very wrong.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link
heretic ii was awesome though
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, but I liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
shh you
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 January 2010 06:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.
― toastmodernist, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Vexx was genuinely clever and imaginative.
― goldenarsehat.jpg (Schlafsack), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
GPS ruined GTA.
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
(bought the steam rockstar pack so I'm currently replaying San Andreas while also playing Gay Tony for the first time. Turns out finding your own way from A to B while learning the maps was a lot more fun than just following a dotted line).
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
The only good gta is the first one.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
xp i agree, but you can turn it off (i think? or is it just the voice you can turn off)
but the gps in Nu Liberty City was almost pointless anyway because it obeyed one-way streets. Fuck that slow ass shit.
― Ste, Thursday, 14 July 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.
― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:38 (two years ago) link
is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link