ugh no. especially the second to last paragraph there
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link
link for the crazy brave stupidhttp://www.stfj.net/art/2009/loselose/
― cozwn, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
how did the hi-scorer not obliterate his OS? o_O
BlueHawk slaughtered 4711 alien(s)roto slaughtered 2700 alien(s)marcan slaughtered 2699 alien(s)CaitSith2 slaughtered 2698 alien(s)Sharona slaughtered 1000 alien(s)arvernus slaughtered 412 alien(s)Guest slaughtered 154 alien(s)orochidp slaughtered 99 alien(s)funkyskunk5 slaughtered 24 alien(s)brian slaughtered 15 alien(s)Meldariel slaughtered 13 alien(s)newaccount slaughtered 12 alien(s)ArtemAksenov slaughtered 10 alien(s)pablos93 slaughtered 9 alien(s)test slaughtered 8 alien(s)Meldariel slaughtered 8 alien(s)danielfrings slaughtered 7 alien(s)georgelam slaughtered 7 alien(s)Guest slaughtered 5 alien(s)test slaughtered 3 alien(s)test slaughtered 3 alien(s)schmandy slaughtered 3 alien(s)test slaughtered 3 alien(s)test slaughtered 3 alien(s)Guest slaughtered 3 alien(s)Sharona slaughtered 3 alien(s)Jake slaughtered 3 alien(s)test slaughtered 3 alien(s)test slaughtered 2 alien(s)Manu slaughtered 2 alien(s)test slaughtered 2 alien(s)DAM_ini slaughtered 2 alien(s)d1staff slaughtered 2 alien(s)test slaughtered 1 alien(s)henninggerdemann slaughtered 1 alien(s)Trevor slaughtered 1 alien(s)dustin slaughtered 1 alien(s)test. slaughtered 1 alien(s)brian slaughtered 1 alien(s)leongrantbussinger slaughtered 1 alien(s)test slaughtered 1 alien(s)danielfrings slaughtered 1 alien(s)danielwahl slaughtered 1 alien(s)test slaughtered 1 alien(s)test slaughtered 1 alien(s)test slaughtered 1 alien(s)test slaughtered 1 alien(s)james slaughtered 1 alien(s)Guest slaughtered 1 alien(s)sebastianfranz slaughtered 1 alien(s)Shared slaughtered 1 alien(s)Shared slaughtered 1 alien(s)Jake slaughtered 1 alien(s)
― cozwn, Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
why not just install a virus instead, a lot quicker.
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 24 September 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Backup - kill a million aliens - restore means you get to be best in the world at a game. Even if it's a stupid shit game, you get to be best in the world. We've got people on here with hands like gnarled claws from trying to get in the top 1000 at Trials HD.
― Bacon is the new Pirates (onimo), Thursday, 24 September 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
GNARLED CLAWS
― bring back all banned legends (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
That game is a death trap for OCD players.
― Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Is the player supposed to be an aggressor? Or merely an observer, traversing through a dangerous land?
This is retarded, btw. Your gun auto-fires. You can't *not* kill aliens. Epic fail.
― Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
(Also, has anyone tested with a dud computer to see if this actually deletes files? Could be a false claim.)
― Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
but don't we all have a "gun" with "auto-fire" as we traverse through a "dangerous land"? makes you think...
― Z S, Friday, 25 September 2009 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link
time fcuk is pretty fun: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511754
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 28 September 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
... :/
― Nhex, Monday, 28 September 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://nintendo8.com/toplist/more/
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
neat
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://secrettechnology.com/explode/evidence.html
― Mordy, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link
what the shit
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link
ANTI GAME
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link
if you win lose/lose do you get extra files
― lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://onemorelevel.com/game/miami_shark
― Three Word Username, Friday, 9 October 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
It's been getting picked up on a lot of blogs this week, and I have to say it's been a pretty fun little game (and for Mac too!) -- Star Guard: http://vacuumflowers.com/star_guard/star_guard.html
Been addicted to the time trial mode for the last few days. I went through the regular single player mode, finally beat level 9 after 50-odd deaths-- I ain't getting through the whole thing on hard mode, that's for sure!
The storytelling/aesthetic reminds me of The Manipulator which was also pretty fun, though SG is more refined.
― Nhex, Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
ok that shark game is hilarious.
― Nhex, Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
ha, i killed a space shuttle with a shark!
― "Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 October 2009 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link
This isn't free but the demo is:
http://machinarium.net/demo/
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 19 October 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
it's an awesome demo
― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm loving Machinarium. And it plays on the Mac! (Super hard, tho.)
― Mordy, Monday, 19 October 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link
oh hai the samorost guy is back <3 <3
― ☆, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
this is really meta but fun:http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/upgrade-complete
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link
well that just sucked up my whole morning.
― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Enjoyed: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Coolio_Niato/light-bot
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Really like this:
http://jayisgames.com/cgdc6/?gameID=9
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 October 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
cool
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 29 October 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
that is seriously beautiful
― George Mucus (ledge), Thursday, 29 October 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I got just as much enjoyment from that as I did from the whole of Shadow Complex.
― JimD, Thursday, 29 October 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link
it's an amazing proof of concept; would love to see it fully fleshed out
― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i definitely liked that, but definitely more art piece than game, not sure how much further you could go with it without adding something more to it.
― Nhex, Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, you'd have to add some sort of interactivity at least.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Idea #1: a gun
― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Idea #2: Detective Mode
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Why can't we be nice to one another for a change? (xp)
― George Mucus (ledge), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Did Mario ever need a gun?
no, because he had fireballs
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
idea #3: fireballs
― koogs, Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
idea #4 a cute widdle puppyidea #5 a howitzer
― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
idea #6 quicktime events
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
http://gam.ebb.jp/kaitai1.html
― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 November 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I like. Not too tough.
― George Mucus (ledge), Friday, 6 November 2009 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I realize that 1) most of you probably don't have Grid Wars (see first post in this thread) and 2) don't really give a shit about music matching up well with games, but if you get a chance, play this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RsdMs-Whlo
and play Grid Wars with the game music turned off but the sound effects left on. The sound fx from the game and the song are in the same key and match together perfectly, whether you're blowing shit up or exploding yourself.
― big darn deal (Z S), Sunday, 22 November 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link
killer music here too: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473755
― caek, Saturday, 5 December 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
grid wars is so great
― caek, Saturday, 5 December 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
just completed this fun little platform rpg
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519030
― caek, Saturday, 5 December 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link