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qualx, Sunday, 11 June 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link

wau pubg xb1 exclusive

qualx, Sunday, 11 June 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link

these goobers are so embarrassing

qualx, Sunday, 11 June 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

Xbox still the shooty bang console, now in 4K for 500 bux!

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 11 June 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link

At least Cuphead now has a release date and is up on Steam
http://store.steampowered.com/app/268910/Cuphead/

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 11 June 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link

cuphead looks incredible but the gameplay footage i've seen makes it look like an all style no substance game

ciderpress, Sunday, 11 June 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link

there was some game on the microsoft presentation called 'the last night' that visually looked like futurewave x lucasarts adventure, was hard to tell exactly what kind of game it was from the trailer but it looked very pretty

ciderpress, Sunday, 11 June 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link

everything else was kind of a snooze, i'll play ori 2 though i guess

ciderpress, Sunday, 11 June 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link

The Last Night looks nice, shame it was made by a Gamergate creepo

Well, there goes my interest in "The Last Night" pic.twitter.com/0hrQECdZV7

— Elite Bear Agents (@Bearpigman) June 11, 2017

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 12 June 2017 00:29 (six years ago) link

Excuse me Tom but how actually dare you suggest that Tim Soret, a man i didn't hear of until today but is my Favorite developer, is EVIL????

— PKMN Trainer Carrie (@supitscarrie) June 12, 2017

qualx, Monday, 12 June 2017 00:37 (six years ago) link

fascinating watching this guys previous tweets being unearthed, wonder if the game still about "a future where "progressivism" has spiraled out of control", "a cyberpunk world where modern feminism won"

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 12 June 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link

lol whoops xp

ciderpress, Monday, 12 June 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link

btw wtf is mixer? a streaming thing i've never heard of anyone using ever?

qualx, Monday, 12 June 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link

that overwatch battle royal game had the inexplicable shouting man shouting that someone in the mixer stream alerted a player to a thing. is stream sniping supposed to be a feature? why are the hypothetical esportsers paying attention to a twitch chat knockoff if they're esportsing?

qualx, Monday, 12 June 2017 02:08 (six years ago) link

i remember years ago reading about how microsoft is getting 'smarter' as a company after the windows 8 debacle but they're always going to be the company that tries to force every stupid doohickey they come up with into every single thing people might actually enjoy (like a video game console), they will never let go of the idea that people everywhere want to live microsoft lives

tech companies are embarrassing in every way

qualx, Monday, 12 June 2017 02:11 (six years ago) link

one of the new features of the Xbox Onex is that everyone is always streaming to mixer (via kinect) and you can never turn it off, you're a streamer now get some clothes on

qualx, Monday, 12 June 2017 02:13 (six years ago) link

also you can only buy an Onex if it's bundled with the new Porsche 911 G2SR Forza 7

qualx, Monday, 12 June 2017 02:14 (six years ago) link

re mixer, it used to be called beam.pro, was brought by microsoft a little while ago and i think they had to change the name.

devvvine, Monday, 12 June 2017 02:15 (six years ago) link

it's a combination car and video game

qualx, Monday, 12 June 2017 02:15 (six years ago) link

sorry, the Microsoft Porsche 911 G2SR Forza 7 Hot Wheels AWD

qualx, Monday, 12 June 2017 02:15 (six years ago) link

why's it called mixer, will it blend

qualx, Monday, 12 June 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link

Just catching up watching them all now. I didn't realise that so many of these conferences were going to be ran on the Sunday.

The Microsoft show didn't have much going for it as 4K does not interest me, I'm not buying yet another fucking telly for a long time yet. The Last Night was the only thing that looked good.

Just cringing now at two blokes in blazers crashing hard on the EA show..

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Monday, 12 June 2017 09:29 (six years ago) link

Good and Evil 2, fucking hell

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Monday, 12 June 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

lol where's my development hell thread. sounds like BGE2 is a long way off tho. pleasantly surprised by how good the Mario/Rabbids game looks.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 12 June 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

Only in this to see what the new From Software game will be :)

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 12 June 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link

all of these shooting games are the most boring, derivative shit ever

sony's conference
some 3rd person aaa shooter i don't care about
monster hunter world - pretty, but i still don't get mh
shadow of the colossus, again?
mvc infinite, some story footage. total puppet show, doesn't look impressive at all.
some ww2 fps, a reject from the grey and brown era of 8 years ago. of course it's COD.
skyrim as ps vr jank
2.5D platformer called star child. trailer shows off a HAND BOSS fight.
the inpatient, cg teaser, nothing revealed
final fantasy vr fishing lol
bravo team, another generic fps
Moss - a vr game where you're a mouse with a sword. looks lovely.
god of war sad dad, mostly cutscenes. still seems silly to me.
a david cage game, amazing that he still gets funding for these
destiny 2, i don't care
marvel spider-man, gameplay footage. looks really good! QTEs :( made by insomniac.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 02:03 (six years ago) link

Xbox One X is a stupid name.

jmm, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link

if xbox is the shooty bang console ps4 is the QTE'n'cutscenes console

qualx, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link

by running all the PS trailers one after another everything turned into a grey/brown oh-so-serious mush, with the same sub blockbuster film soundtrack running throughout. oh and a FF VR fishing game lol.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 07:43 (six years ago) link

there are so few games I wanna play anymore, espesh the big boy franchises. and yet I'm gaming as much as ever.

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 07:51 (six years ago) link

ooh, Monster Hunter is dope tho

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 07:53 (six years ago) link

wow that Sony show was a snooze.

and agree with zappi

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 09:02 (six years ago) link

this is a classic mid-generation-slump e3 - boring as fuck

spider-man looks fun tho - can it recapture the glory of spider-man 2 on ps2?

Xbox One X is a stupid name.

shoulda gone full palindrome and called it 'xbox one x eno xobx'

Surprised how much the Spider-man game looked like a batman arkham game, the stealth takedowns then melee combat in that first half of the demo were kinda carbon copy.

JimD, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 09:36 (six years ago) link

It's already the 'Xbox' - I expect a ton of X by default.

jmm, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link

I assumed the Spider-Man game was by Rocksteady at first.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 12:04 (six years ago) link

Was really hoping they'd be showing something to swing me over into buying a Switch. Nevermind.

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

Oh man Reggie's crazy performance poetry intro!

JimD, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

2 Metroid games after years of none? well ok then. *studiously ignores federation force*

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

So anyway here's the Last Night trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4IPBiB7SF4

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link

yeah we already went over that one upthread, the dev is (was?) a gamergate creep and the premise of the game is 'white dude feels left out in future society ruined by progressivism'. shame since the visuals look rlly good.

ciderpress, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link

mario odyssey tho

ciderpress, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

xp I'm trying my best to ignore who the dev is, but I also thought the premise thing was a joke. Is it not? Then damn.

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

damn. looks like someone made a good Flashback remake, which I would love to play

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link

xp they've walked it back a bit in the published descriptions since the other day but it still comes off sounding like its going to be a critique of progressivism

ciderpress, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

I read thru some of the devs tweets and saw some things but where are y'all seeing this talk about the premise of the game?

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

Nintendo is good, only Nintendo is good, the Nintendo Switch is very good

softie (silby), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

marioworld abe's odyssey

qualx, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:16 (six years ago) link

the thing about the all night long director directing the game to be about progressive dystopia or w/e was apparently from his postings at a forum

qualx, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KmpDjSb.png

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link

holy shit lol

qualx, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link

i hope there's a scene in all night long where jontron's character from yooka-laylee gives angst boy a quest to find golden coins

qualx, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link


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