I defy you to name a videogame more viscerally unappealling than Bulletproof

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― Dan (FUCK YOU, 50 CENT) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

America's Army?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thunderboltgames.com/reviews/pc/bigrigs_3.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

(Custer's Revenge gets posted in T-4...)

― Dan (Repost Liberally From Seanbaby And SomethingAwful) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bestsoftwareprice.com/images/State%20of%20Emergency.jpg
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/previews/multi-platform/state-emergency-2/state-emergency-2-1.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

What about that game where you get to kill Osama?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

and for something completely different: wtf??

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 January 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.toysnjoys.com/gamecube/bigmuthatruckers.jpg http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/75/29/19/46/0075291946078_215X215.jpg http://www.red-ant.com.au/images/bmt2_xbox_cover1.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00015H0Y8.01-A1AJVWO2HMT2XY._SCLZZZZZZZ_.gif

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Truck Me HARDER

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

I would rather play any of these games than Bulletproof, especially the one with the psychotically-fugly egg.

― Dan (State Of Emergency Is Borderline) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.videojuegosamazing.com/reportajes/media2003/bmxxx_screen005.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

hahaha. Oh Acclaim, what shit wouldn't you shovel out to make a buck?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

My oldest boy's got Bulletproof. He says it's surprisingly good and funny. But he's 14, so he might well be wrong.

― Flower King of Flies (noodle vague), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

It can't be worse than that Wu Tang fighting game, can it?

― Flower King of Flies (noodle vague), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Wu Tang: Taste the Pain made pretty good 4-player fun. Dunno about the sequel one though. I'm pretty certain Bulletproof will be worse though.

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuckie_Egg

― Dan (Haha Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Man, Chuckie Egg was sweet!

― Flower King of Flies (noodle vague), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43441

― Laura H. tracks monkeys with lasers (laurah), Friday, 13 January 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Chuckie egg was one of the best games ever invented! Chuckie Egg 2 was rotten though.

― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Friday, 13 January 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

i thought guns & black made everything better dan

― A BOLD CLAM (Adrian Langston), Friday, 13 January 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

They do! But 50 Cent ruins everything.

― Dan (Ruins Perfectly Good Gats) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.play-analogia.com/cgi-bin/index/k/?ks=hbyuMhNdi749ZTQElytaX005OxyRtXN53qDTXmkb

― Dan (LOLz) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 January 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

This thread has four of my favourite games in it :( (though no one's calling Chuckie Egg viscerally unappealling are they?)

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

NOTE - I am definitely not defending Bulletproof.

― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

though no one's calling Chuckie Egg viscerally unappealling are they?

I am! To be fair I'm going solely on the cover art here, which gives me no desire to play the game.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh you should though - it's like Pac-Man crossed with Donkey Kong! Sort of like Lode Runner I suppose, but with better music. I don't think your character is actually an egg, let alone a naked egg/man hybrid with no genitals. I think he's supposed to be a farmer or something.

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:00 (twenty years ago)

The game is called Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, aka Spank'em, and the objective is simple, ram a plastic finger up a virtual ass as hard as you can. The cabinet features a mold of a bent over backside, and a screen that displays the expression of the person your ravaging. The harder you shove, the more the character screams in pain, all while you score points.

http://members.shaw.ca/boong-ga/02.jpg

― Laura H. tracks monkeys with lasers (laurah), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:00 (twenty years ago)

It can't be worse than that Wu Tang fighting game, can it?

I loved that game until some Texan named Bubba stole it from me. Fucker. As a seriously non-hardcore fighting game fan I look for novelty more than depth--and that game had ODB like dunking his opponent in a cauldron and turning him into a 40 (maybe that was Raekwon). Much more fun than Guilty Gear whatever with reversals and cancels and whatnot. Also the most viscerally unappealing game is probably World War II Shooter 12: D-Day Again.

― adam (adam), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Taste the Pain is a fantastic game. That makes five of my favourites in here.

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

(and I am a huge fighter fan)

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

being a huge fighter, i can vouch for that statement.

chuckie egg pwns, who diss teh chuckie egg?

― snowkitten (g-kit), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 11:10 (twenty years ago)

I heart chuckie egg too. The Dragon 32 version was the best, but nobody knows it.

Back on topic, the answer is: Battle Raper 2

http://www.illusion.jp/preview/br2/img/br2_0318.jpg

― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 12:48 (twenty years ago)

Team Ninja, you've done it again!

― disco violence (disco violence), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

SEXUAL!

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 02:43 (twenty years ago)

I like the way it says "BATTLE RAPER II - THE GAME".

Is there a film?

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:06 (twenty years ago)

"Battle Raper II: The Sandwich Spread"

― disco violence (disco violence), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 06:53 (twenty years ago)

Obviously this meme deserves honouring.

― Battle Raper II (noodle vague), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 08:50 (twenty years ago)

its based on a classic short story by Washington Irving

― latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (lat, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 09:34 (twenty years ago)

Chuckie Egg 2 was rotten though

it was a curate's egg: good in parts.

the original chuckie egg kicked fucking ass. never played the dragon version; i always thought the BBC one was the best.

http://www.bbcmicrogames.com/screenshots/chuckie-egg1.gif

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:02 (twenty years ago)

After defeating all the girls and the last boss (which is a zombie wearing black pants), you have consensual sex with one of the women. For some reason, Yuuki never takes off his gloves.

Oh hell no.

― Dan (JimD Wins!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

I had a dream about the Wu-Tang fighting game last night. Damn you ILG.

― adam (adam), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:40 (twenty years ago)

The site that bashes Battle Raper has some interesting things to say about Bulletproof, too:

Review
News story

― Rev John Nightingale, Friday, 20 January 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Battle Rapper!

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 20 January 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

"interesting things to say about Bulletproof" = cor blimey, rap is short fer crap, guv'nor

― disco violence (disco violence), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahahaha this is actaully the only context that I will endorse that argument!

― Dan (50 Cent Is A Dick) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

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