Usually don't find lisps funny, but "Now bear my arctic blast!" is great
― Dan I., Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, that had me rolling
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link
the michigan one at .41!!!"but i suppose you have to..."
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
"your arrows are like you... weak and twisted. I fear them... NOT!"
"hold me if I'm dying... and vice versa, okay?"
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
dye me if i'm holding
― George Mucus (ledge), Thursday, 12 November 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link
these are amazing, esp the mega man one at 5:10, can't believe that was a keeper take.
― hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Thursday, 12 November 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link
DOCTAH WALLY
― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://paste2.org/p/506565
― The Enemy (jamescobo), Saturday, 14 November 2009 05:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/32d666a5cd/call-of-duty-secret-spielberg-level-unlocked
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Saturday, 14 November 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, more crazy Neo Geo guy:
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2724871&postcount=1032
Which comes from this ridiculous thread:
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196192
― JimD, Saturday, 14 November 2009 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
BEFORE you EVEN consider having a go at my gf... she has an unbiased opinion of life... she works in prisons... mental health wards... high risk patients... looking after people worse off than ourselves...
― When she is finished, Reader, the vagina has won, hands down. (stevie), Saturday, 14 November 2009 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
that toulouse thing is kinda weird. i wonder if that actually stopped the harassment at all or made it worse
― Nhex, Saturday, 14 November 2009 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link
totally creeped out by naked shot of the dude with his provates all pixelled out
― When she is finished, Reader, the vagina has won, hands down. (stevie), Saturday, 14 November 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Now I know all about him, the magic is gone.
Those pixellated pictures were the sophomore album that nobody wanted to hear.
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Saturday, 14 November 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
also, the writer seems quite snarky but at least kind of reasonable. the msgboard rats snarking him seem mostly mental.
― When she is finished, Reader, the vagina has won, hands down. (stevie), Saturday, 14 November 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
zombie tofu????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shjYKodVD9A
― zappi, Sunday, 15 November 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, capcom's RE team has a thing about tofu
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 November 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-TO2bz5iWQ
― abanana, Monday, 16 November 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG6_VV3sMZY
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2009 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link
abanana, i like yours a lot!
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2009 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhH1iijIzTk
― wilter, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link
oh dear...http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-tony-hawk-ride/17-1665/
― Jeff LeVine, Friday, 20 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
wow the totally inappropriate product placement alone is horrible
― Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
mk4 bit above was pretty amusing
giant bomb comedy intro is kind of sad though especially compared to consolevania, or even chris kohler
― Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link
that said i actually kind of like this type of review - too long definitely but neat to see how the game actually plays, menu to menu etc.
― Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Comment on: 4460 - Dragonology *MULTi6* (EUR) (512Mbit) (BAHAMUT) This item has dragons on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the game would properly fit my slot, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart while playing the game and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the dragons on my DS that I, like a dragon, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'breathe fire' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a dragon-game shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my dragons would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the dragons on my DS, I told her I wanted to breathe fire at her. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you Dragonology.
Pros: Compliments my girthy frame, has dragons on it, attracts womenCons: Came bundled with Sweet 16.
― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfGWeul6U5w
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Super lol
― Mordy, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
this is on the modern warfare thread already but deserves a place here too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgn2jugK_Hk
― NI, Saturday, 21 November 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
okay that's pretty tragic but the line
"i mean, call of duty five was okay, but.."
had me in fucking stiches
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Yi1PcAy-8l4/SwgalQkBFkI/AAAAAAAADBU/yaGF_HQ41e0/s1600/gt5701.png
"Casual Mania" – the name is cracking me up.
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
when u gonna blog again
(xxpost) It's like calling a game "Half-heartedly Enthusiastic"
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
"Mildy Chaotic"
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 21 November 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cache-foo-10.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/9/2009/11/340x_pikachu_mask.jpg
― I was hoping for more interesting indie (stevie), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Al Quida: Gotta Catch 'Em All!
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link
alternatively: Poke My Mom
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link
that Tony Hawk Ride game looks so so so so so so so so so awful
― The Enemy (jamescobo), Monday, 23 November 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link
i hear ya brother, truly crap.
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
that bulldog seemed to enjoy it...
(it does look a lot like a peripheral determining the gameplay, which is never good)
― koogs, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://gizmodo.com/5408575/this-bulldog-is-better-at-tony-hawk-than-you
when u see it u will shit brickshttp://i42.tinypic.com/254v4w0.jpg
― coz (webinar), Thursday, 26 November 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
?
― ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 November 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Cliffy B looking mighty fine there. I'd curbstomp him.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
diet ethan hawke
― coz (webinar), Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=355788&page=2
― ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link
is that pedobear???
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:54 (fourteen years ago) link