― Kerm, Saturday, 6 December 2008 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link
I once saw a video online where a bunch of people are in a board room doing lines of cocaine and inventing video game concepts. I haven't been able to find it again. Any ideas?
― Mordy, Saturday, 6 December 2008 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't get the XP one. Is the next MGS coming to Xbox?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=344392
― abanana, Saturday, 6 December 2008 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link
IGN worldwide soccer 2009 reviews UK review - 9.1US review - 2.0
― czn (cozwn), Saturday, 6 December 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i38.tinypic.com/5kprur.jpghttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13897592&postcount=3517
― abanana, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link
(OK, reading through some more of the thread, that post was a joke)
― abanana, Sunday, 7 December 2008 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link
jesus that review of worldwide soccer manager 2009 is so dumb
"I couldn’t imagine why anybody would prefer Worldwide Soccer Manager to FIFA 09 or Pro Evolution Soccer 2009"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 7 December 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I couldn't imagine why anybody would prefer Railroad Tycoon to GTA or Call of Duty
― Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 December 2008 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link
inevitable
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/jobhosle/bushpokemon.gif
― zappi, Monday, 15 December 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
vote for your favorite thing to add to that animated gif: fireball mario fireball? whirling castlevania axe?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Brilliant (xpost)
Kratos' Blades of Athena FTW
― hyggeligt, Monday, 15 December 2008 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link
pshaw, Rygar Diskarmor
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 December 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Dunno if it's been posted upthread. Jerry Jason does a Super Mario Bros parody. Major lols for me.
― NotEnough, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Jerry Jackson
― NotEnough, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/42301/2002917092104610994_rs.jpgFrom here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=233163
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
^ creepy WoW-playing guy in my dorm my final year of uni blasted this like twice daily
― thomp, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Apparently this stuff is pretty old, but I just discovered this KC Green guy today...
http://rumblo.com/cc/comics/cc-tf2.gif
http://img7.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/2070/2070267e740b4c49a702d19982f8a619c79075d.gif
― Nhex, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/ea-rapped-for-misleading-tiger-woods-wii-ad
― Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
have you seen the Wü Fit?
http://www.ishopvideogame.com/reviews/wufit/images/wiifit_01.jpg
― koogs, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
― (Z S) (Z S), Thursday, 18 December 2008 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Brilliant!
― hyggeligt, Friday, 19 December 2008 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link
where are those tf2 comics from?
― Everyone is a Jedi (Will M.), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
that Failblog video is straight from the Good Lord's own YouTube channel
― jamescobo, Friday, 19 December 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha, my fave is just the panel of the spy hanging out against the bar at the party
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
The TF2 comics are from KC Green, I linked him above. In other news, Uwe Boll's Contra!
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/12/video-uwe-bolls.html
― Nhex, Saturday, 20 December 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant review of Sonic Unleashed
(imagine a video game as reviewed by Charlie Brooker)
― shiroiestebanshoes hoppez (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:32 (fifteen years ago) link
gameplay worse than a romhack designed by HITLER
― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link
that youtube is the funniest thing i've seen in like, forever
― You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://armorgames.com/play/2893/achievement-unlocked
― abanana, Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll286/xxCrazyManxx/2fighters.gif
― abanana, Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
"imagine a video game as reviewed by Charlie Brooker"
Charlie Brooker whose career started in PC Zone?
― thomp, Monday, 22 December 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
O_O no way
― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 December 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Eurogamer: Have you made yourself an Avatar?
Jeff Minter: I haven't actually, because my Xbox 360 has Red Ring of Death, so I need to get that sent back and changed.
Eurogamer: Happens to the best of us!
Jeff Minter: This is my second Xbox [360] and it happened playing Duke Nukem 3D, shortly after that came out, which isn't exactly the most demanding game on the console. One time we went to turn it on, and there it was: classic Ring of Death.
― Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://igetyourfail.blogspot.com/
― plastic toy shark (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
also:
― plastic toy shark (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Some of the images on that blog are really disturbing. Especially any of the ones with eyeballs popping out.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Thursday, 25 December 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games on a forum full of other 30 yr olds and sprinkled with the occasional gay teen. Guess what I'm gonna be doing when I'm 30. Let's just say first I'll get up out of a 5000$ bed in my waterside mansion on the east coast of japan, awoken by the light of the rising sun that glorious island is nicknamed after. I'll gently lift myself out of bed so as not to stir my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife and go to my huge walk in closet. I'll come back out moments later wearing a really expensive italian suit. Strolling down the corridor I come into a room with glass cases full of the trophies of my achievements. I proudly look at all of them and then move into the next room, it's the room with a wall-sized HD display and walls upon walls of DVDs, mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet? Next I move into the kitchen and have my servant make me a breakfast, its usually pancakes with chocolate chips and whipped cream, but today... lets go healthy. Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. Now I'm strolling into the living room about to make for the door so I can go out and enjoy my day at Comiket, but in the corner there I see something. I walk over by the 5000 dollar gaming rig, its turned off for now but later tonight I'll be playing Prostitute Farm Online, max settings and DirectX12. I begin to turn and make for the door again but then i stop and look at the black monitor screen (no less than 40 inches, btw). I just laugh. And laugh and laugh. I'm laughing because the guy who was 30 when I was a 17 year old pathetic yix poster is still a yix poster, meanwhile, I'm living the literal dream. All because I shoot for the top. Deal with it, bitch. YCS.
― ㋡ (cankles), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link
it ws menses btw
― ⓒⓞⓩⓦⓝ (cozwn), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
thank u
― ㋡ (cankles), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, your wife has small breastsHow delicious.
― plastic toy shark (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i think you're misreading it. she isn't a *small boobs wife,* she's a small *boobs wife.* Her breasts are perfectly large. It's just that of the species *boobs wife,* she is small.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, your wife is small
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet?
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Jealous yet?
wow, I wish I was 17 years old with some elaborate future wank fantasy that's never actually going to happen, which is going to send me into a depressive spiral when I reach 30 and realise that there's a huge difference between talking shit on the internet and actually, you know, getting off my backside and working...
― snoball, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Your console struggles
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
the invisible enemies solidified it for me; they turn the game from a "Holy shit, this game is jaw-droppingly gorgeous and it has an ass-ton of cool-ass weapons" experience into a "okay, I have to learn PRECISELY WHEN to press the melee button to kill the scripted invisible one-hit-kill enemy" experience which quickly transferred over to the scripting of every other enemy I encountered. I have absolutely zero time for games which fundamentally serve as training games for themselves. I'd much rather just jack off.
― jamescobo, Thursday, January 1, 2009 11:38 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the original one-hit-kill
― s1ocki, Thursday, January 1, 2009 6:46 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― pazuzu's petals (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 January 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
real or work?
― jamescobo, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 06:10 (fifteen years ago) link
fps: 13!
Slideshow gaming.
― Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link