i hope there's a scene where he has to keep scrolling through the testimony until he finds the random bit that vaguely contradicts a mark on the bottom of a teapot
― Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
that's totally real; it was announced quite some time back and yes, it's miike
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://m.kotaku.com/5858998/grand-theft-minecart-the-minecraft-interpretation-of-the-gta-v-trailer
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Sunday, 13 November 2011 07:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lukh99PzeV1qk26dzo1_r1_500.gif
― zappi, Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link
They should fight the Two Guys From Andromeda.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ee0bQXyLA4
― polyphonic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
QTEs ..... yuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY9NO4GQJRk&feature=youtu.be&hd=1
― zappi, Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gWz46t50rU
― dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
looooooool
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, 18 November 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
Failing the QTE should cause your character to punch himself in the face and knock himself out.
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Friday, 18 November 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link
(camera pans cinematically up from your unconscious form lying flat on the ground, while the crowd shake their heads and mutter things like "what a tosser", etc.)
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Friday, 18 November 2011 09:41 (twelve years ago) link
call of duty 3 advertisement. "there is a solider in all of us". ...lolz"Yo-ge, kuso-ge, goes the saying: “Western game, shit game.”"
― Sébastien, Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.edge-online.com/reviews/doom-review
― JimD, Thursday, 12 January 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
huh, i'd seen the punchline before but not the whole thing. tbh knowing that it's been set up as deliberately contrarian makes it less funny
― thomp, Thursday, 12 January 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://i44.tinypic.com/jihkp5.jpg
― ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Friday, 20 January 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
wth @ that edge review. 'lf only you could talk to these creatures, then perhaps you could try and make friends with them, form alliances... Now, that would be interesting.'
sign a demonic pact with your own blood and the imp will give you daps and then fight alongside you... "Nice shooting, bro!" --buddy imp
― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 10:24 (twelve years ago) link
hahah yeah I didn't even think of that - like "hmm, yes, this DOOM is mildly exciting I suppose, but what would really turn up the heat would be a conversation tree with the Cacodemons, opening up an optional side-quest where you negotiate a truce with the Spider Mastermind."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 January 2012 07:52 (twelve years ago) link
soundsl ike doom tactisc
http://i.imgur.com/0kcVb.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/3TOvU.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/Xmvih.png
― Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIQitRd1Z3I
― Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/01/dearzynga.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, that was cute.
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
ok, serious lolz at all those DOOM images and the DOOM Tactics video
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/01/dearzynga.jpg― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:40 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:40 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
led to:
http://i.imgur.com/ajaYt.jpg
― ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
both should be xposted to that Passive Aggressive Notes thread
― zappi, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
i hope that continues and Milton Bradley chimes in.
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xvLSi.jpg
― zappi, Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
ouch
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
rated M for matuer
sory wee fcuked op
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MkWUv.pnghttp://kklectric.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/tinytower.jpg
― ☂⋒ﬡᙓ-૪ᗩᖇᖙᔕ - ᙡ ᖺ ᗝ Ḱ ᓰ ᒪ ᒪ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFdzA2wI6c0
― polyphonic, Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
Well I guess all the people making crappy movie star Winamp skins had to expand to something else.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/embed/E2ad2-Mlcis
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Saturday, 28 January 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ad2-Mlcis
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Saturday, 28 January 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
Pain Elemental: Oh Caco-san, you are always forgetting your umbrella!
wd watch My Neighbour Cacodemon
think I rolled out "Ultima Underworld II is older and better and better at three-dee than Doom" on some ILG challops thread, feel a bit dirty now I've read the same thing in the Edge review
though they compared it to UW1 - "where's the genuine 3D (look up and down) of Ultima Underworld" - which doesn't work as well because the UW1 3D engine is rubbish and looking up and down causes horrible nauseating fisheye distortion
and also there is a bug in UW1 where it randomly starts corrupting your inventory, which is not cool when you've finally gathered your 6 magic items to open a door or w/e and trog all the way to the door and half of them have disappeared or turned into something else
tl;dr, don't play Ultima Underworld I, play Ultima Underworld II. or Doom, if you must
― Schleimpilz im Labyrinth (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 28 January 2012 10:55 (twelve years ago) link
the matt damon pack is hella creepy
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 January 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link
See, bugs and unfinishability and all, I loved UW1 as a kid - just played the hell out of it. I can still hear half the sound effects in my head. UW2 never took hold of me at all, I wasn't into the premise and the whole "lots of little world" things just made it feel cheap and atomized.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 29 January 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link
tbf I played UW2 first and UW1 not for some years afterwards; if I had played them in the order they came out I would probably feel the same
(but I loved the other worlds of UW2! the vastness, the alien-ness, the marvelling at the remains of disappeared civilisations. it's like the different levels of UW1 but taken further and weirder and huger)
sorry, these posts are not very lolzy; as you were
― Schleimpilz im Labyrinth (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 29 January 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTYUG3O-wg0
― Andrew Kornfan, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link
video games are art.
― Andrew Kornfan, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIuXD6T1WAQ&feature=relmfu
― Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 30 January 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bj0Gu.jpg
― ≧^◡^≦ moon dayo (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pHvQe.gif
― pplains, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
cozens been messaging people again
http://i.imgur.com/DfwrLl.jpg
― bnw, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
???
― Mordy, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
― Nhex, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
czn was very polite in that one words with friends game we had
“I thought I would quit making games,” he said. He started saying home, drinking from morning until night. He’d cry as he watched the movie Armageddon over and over again with his then three-year-old daughter, listening to Aerosmith’s theme song “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing.”
“No matter what anyone says, Aerosmith and Armageddon were the ones who saved my life, my company, my friends and my family”
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2012/02/itagaki-dice-2012/
― zappi, Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/heVEH.jpg
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link