You mean to say that none of you have ever seen the classic movie 'The Mask of Dratula: Crazy Vampire'?
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 7 June 2013 07:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PmlI90j.png
― 乒乓, Friday, 7 June 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link
the track itself is evidence of a cruel, thoughtful deity
― Nhex, Friday, 7 June 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
http://i.minus.com/i04GiURzbcdoG.gif
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
wow, that's amazing
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
what in the lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 June 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
soon afterward, the two clank their wrists together painfully and there's a tense moment that quickly devolves into a real physical confrontation
― Z S, Friday, 7 June 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
wondertwin powers activate
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
the citizen kane of gifs :O
― joe bogus (am0n), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
now how is that not art
― sleepingbag, Friday, 7 June 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
wowzers
― Nhex, Friday, 7 June 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PnHzD1gPak
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
No wonder they hated videogames if their only experience was using that awful Sega Activator infrared controller ('You are the controller!' - hmmmm, sounds familiar)
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-UZv3AS-E
― joe bogus (am0n), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
activator bodyrings
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
Instantly reminded me of this (linked because it's not a gaming lol)
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
lol early 90s
"it will seem simple... because it is *applause*"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 7 June 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jol1IIJ.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 June 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link
Some kind of bizarre Pokemon / molest-people-on-trains crossover?
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 9 June 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link
where did you get the molesting people part from
― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 June 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link
ash on the train is amusing
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 June 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
Yeah he's just trying to catch the Pidgey
― Operation Gypsy Dildo (silby), Sunday, 9 June 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
bonus points for being at Canary Wharf
― Nhex, Sunday, 9 June 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
did not notice!
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 June 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/y4zO2ZN.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 12:00 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Eb7Mwex.png
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link
these posts baffle me
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:21 (ten years ago) link
wow, somebody brave enough to admit that they're old on the internet
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link
don't really get that one either tbh
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
Jokes about pikmin and animal crossing arent exactly state of the art bruv
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:56 (ten years ago) link
What's the actual joke in the Pikmin one? I remember the blue Pikmin as being good in water and....?
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 14 June 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link
his erect antenna and bugged eyes are the joke i guess?
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link
i think you guys are overthinking it
― Z S, Friday, 14 June 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
when Quick Time Events lose the Quick Timehttp://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/06/why-ryse-is-the-most-frustrating-game-of-e3/
I’m on the battlefield. I’m stomping through the corpses of my comrades swinging my sword at anything that moves. I begin a combo, I slash twice and then whooom slow motion is initiated, shit is about to get ‘cinematic’. A button prompt hovers elusively above the sword I’m about to drive into the throat of my enemy… argh I’m too slow! The prompt flickers, disappears.I missed it. Damn.But then somehow, for some reason, I still complete the cinematic ‘kill’.What?Maybe it’s a bug I think, but no. Next time I deliberately press the wrong button. The kill goes ahead, no consequences. Then I try hitting no buttons whatsoever. The kill goes ahead. I put the controller on the table in front of me, the kill goes ahead.What is going on here?I ask one of the Crytek people hovering at the booth – is this a bug? Why am I completing kills when I hit the wrong button prompt? Or, worse, no button at all. Turns out it was a deliberate design choice.“We don’t want the player to feel frustrated,” I am told.
I missed it. Damn.
But then somehow, for some reason, I still complete the cinematic ‘kill’.
What?
Maybe it’s a bug I think, but no. Next time I deliberately press the wrong button. The kill goes ahead, no consequences. Then I try hitting no buttons whatsoever. The kill goes ahead. I put the controller on the table in front of me, the kill goes ahead.
What is going on here?
I ask one of the Crytek people hovering at the booth – is this a bug? Why am I completing kills when I hit the wrong button prompt? Or, worse, no button at all. Turns out it was a deliberate design choice.
“We don’t want the player to feel frustrated,” I am told.
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
holy lols
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
that's the future right there
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
http://toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dragons-lair-hd-1.jpg
^ ryse prequel
― am0n, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PE_9WyvjKWo#t=159s
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
“Sometimes I wish we had the easiness Western FPS (first-person shooters) have, to make everyone bald. We’re a company that’s known for unique hairstyles, but in a way we’re running out of ideas.”
Actual quote from Tetsuya Nomura (Regarding Final Fantasy XV)
― 乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
now i understand the plot of ffxiii
― Mordy , Monday, 17 June 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
FFXV - WHY I AM SO BALD
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
― Nhex, Monday, 17 June 2013 03:35 (ten years ago) link
replace hair with belts
come on nomura, i dare you
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Monday, 17 June 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link
or consider the possibilities of "fun" hats
― Z S, Monday, 17 June 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ2X8PHAI6Ythis is pretty much the best thing i've seen all day
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
I was dying by the end of it. So good.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 June 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah the hanggliding spock had me doubled over
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
when it returned after they pry the door open I almost pissed myself.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 June 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
lol @ saturday night phaser
― am0n, Monday, 17 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
crying
― no man is an islam (onimo), Monday, 17 June 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link