[1029]The problem was actually much deeper, for as God and Romance is replaced by cynicism and theft, working with Napster wasn't going to fix it. It would have been like The Man with no Name working with the Baxters in the opening scene, instead of shooting them. Napster could have come up with a DRM system back then, but they chose not to, as DRM wasn't cool. MTV honored them, but then MTV killed music, replacing the Soul with degradation and debauchery, as is Viacom's specialty.
[1030]The glory of this present game is that it would allow the player to run through the halls of massive corporations, filled with double-speaking, uncreative lawyers and bureaucrats planning the next marketing campaign for the filth that will further the family's decline and chackle women to their bottom line. He game would allow the player to take them out. The actions would come to life as manufactured gangsta rap was replaced with melody and music, youngsters again looked into one-anothers' eyes with hope of eternal romance, and cynicism and irony were destroyed by player's the flamethrowing chainsaw.
― goole, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
c&p-able version here: http://appft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.html&r=1&p=1&f=G&l=50&d=PG01&S1=20090017886.PGNR.&OS=DN/20090017886&RS=DN/20090017886
so i suppose if i changed my display name to "WHAT DOES PLAYER DO? shoot woman. World is saved." some people might take offense huh
― and the oscar goes to "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!" (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
[1042]Instead of killing innocent drivers and prostitutes and jacking cars, the present invention allows the in-game player to kill the drug-prescribing psychiatrists, the taxing-and-spending government/corporate bureaucrats who cross from one realm to the other as easy as a lawyer crosses from corruption to perversion. Upon hearing doublespeakers say things such as "Freedom is slavery," "war is peace," "government is freedom," and "fiat currency is superior to the gold standard," the in-game player will be allowed to shoot them. And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization. Now many conservatives will criticize the over-sexulaization of society and the decline of morals, but when it comes right down to it, they will favor killing prostitutes and jacking cars over funding or creating games that actually allows one to fight for ideas. This is because they are fiat conservatives; and like the vampires and zombies in the present invention, they are content to say one thing while doing another; and to write lofty articles while never manning up and taking action to actually change anything. To them real-life abortion is far better than video games with ideals.
― goole, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly reading that thing reminds is like a "undesired conversations on late night public transit" simulator
― and the oscar goes to "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!" (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
imagine a bizarro world ilx run by geir and the posters at the Corner, then imagine that as a guy's brain
― goole, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link
btw how does this one work
― To me real-life abortion is far better than video games with ideals. (goole), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha i was just thinking of doing that!
― and the oscar goes to "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE!" (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
so obv it shows great taste and sensibility
And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization.
wau
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://theirisnetwork.org/
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 July 2009 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link
So via Critical Distance I found this feminist critique of BioShock, written by Richard Terrell (who, you may have noticed, is a man).
Hahaha yeah because men can't be feminist. Gimme a break.
― My Cozwn Vinny (Will M.), Friday, 17 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
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omg no way!!
― goole, Friday, 17 July 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
That Google patent - Hee, I've just read the bit where he talks about how you'll never see things like bible quotes, Thomas Jefferson or the US constitution in these amoral modern video games, and then of all the games he could have picked to prove his point he goes with Fallout 3 for a couple of pages.
― 88, Saturday, 18 July 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Does the dude mention Civ 4 at all?
― kingfish, Saturday, 18 July 2009 09:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Naah, no prostitute killing in that.
― 88, Saturday, 18 July 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw those evony ads around a lot of late, thought them somewhat 0_o, read that link, it's just a web-based civ knockoff, and it's made by some wow gold farm operation? looool @ internet. Also lool @ this:
http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?s=0959f2cdad18661272de2a0e89183e28&t=11313&page=3
Which one is a ringer, do you think?
― f1f0 (Pashmina), Saturday, 18 July 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
web-based civ knockoff
It used to be called Civony - Colony and Civilisation. Guess they had to change it to something less derivative.
― grocery groin (snoball), Saturday, 18 July 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://wayoftherodent.com/wilbur/thddrthdrdh56.jpg
make your own: http://wayoftherodent.com/gd101/bs_paperarcade.htm
― koogs, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Why is this arcade populated by hippies and jocks?
Actually stripy guy is probably from Twin Galaxies.
― JimD, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Originally Posted by Fersis:I rejected a threesome to play KOF98.
― cozwn, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
The other two guys are likely very disappointed in him.
― WTFOICSBANSTFU (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
this chick (ws) does not care dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tA1rz7FxTg&feature=related
― cozwn, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
lol "where you do you learn this?"
― goole, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
the bigger dude is trying to act like he doesn't care, but really he's like "God I love SF"
― save your lover! (Z S), Thursday, 23 July 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
the self same bigger dude is the one who falls over herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siDQuyiMEW8
― m. white btw (cozwn), Thursday, 23 July 2009 09:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs147.snc1/5451_236682345028_554015028_7989781_3654814_n.jpg
― the shitbirdification of america's youth (cankles), Friday, 24 July 2009 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=930752&topic=50547047
― m. white btw (cozwn), Friday, 24 July 2009 07:59 (fourteen years ago) link
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttp://www.vggrader.com/
― zappi, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://tinyurl.com/mgqpn5
― bnw, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I do like those hitler subs. "This was a day one purchase for me" got me.
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WflNsuhuaMY
― Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link
yup ridiculous. nice testing
― lamb ankles (cozwn), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CN7rvKSu0vzGChCgARjYBDIID9LgPg2rdGk
― grocery groin (snoball), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:18 (fourteen years ago) link
awesome
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 14:08 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 PopCap
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link
i think that's fan mad to be fair
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link
why u fan mad
― natty threadlock (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=944400&topic=50647189
― goole, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
wow, that's NOT fan mad is it?
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"was it over acting" = LOLOLOLOL
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 10:11 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the URL is google ads...
― dim sum dude (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 July 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link
good work
http://i26.tinypic.com/2iscqq0.jpg
― bnw, Thursday, 30 July 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
http://kotaku.com/5326043/speak-now-or-forever-hold-your-na-nahh-na-na-na-na-nahh-na-nahhs
― mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 30 July 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG, what immense and cute nerds.
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXD11ivcFQ
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Monday, 3 August 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
lol?
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/8/4kaye.html
I kinda hate mcsweeneys.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, that's fucking terrible.
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link
playing guitar hero on expert while solving two rubik cubes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUdXhhDDnaY
― zappi, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUCa0_RFWRc
― Jeff LeVine, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link