I Rate SNES games I played today.

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Smash Tennis - 10 once you master this you can have sex like Sting.
Super Baseball Simulator 2000 - 7 this is also hard to master but buf when you do.
Cho Jikuu Yosai Macross - 8 This is better than Gradius.
Parodius - 8 So is this. Always pick the penguin.

chaki (chaki), Friday, 20 October 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

NBA Jam - 4 WTF IS GOING ON :(

chaki (chaki), Friday, 20 October 2006 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/MoreToCome.png/200px-MoreToCome.png

chaki (chaki), Friday, 20 October 2006 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

If you master a tennis video game, you'll never be allowed to have sex period. *rimshot*

The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 20 October 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

So I take it you mastered a tennis game at an early age then?

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Friday, 20 October 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://img15.imgspot.com/u/06/292/11/ClashoftheTitans1161356696.jpg

James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

hi! im not chaki but i would like to point out that GOKUJO PARODIUS is even better than gradius, the regular parodius or that macross game. that is all.

, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

is that aka Sexy Parodius? Because that is the best.

antexit, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

no that was before Sexy

marmotwolof, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

there isnt a sexy parodius port for snes, but JIKKYO OSHABERI PARODIUS looks kinda sexy in places. he, he.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/8311/jikkyouoshaberiparodiusgh1.jpg

(yes that is a cat on the left and the paper bag is its shield)
(i love parodius so much)

, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

I hooked up my old SNES last night to play some drunken Street Fighter II and it is broken!

The cartridge slot is locked, or something...I try to stick in a game or push in the cover with my fingers and it's stuck. Eject does nothing. Halp?

(I wish more of my problems were all 1995 and shit)

Jordan, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

soak it all in hot water.

Z S, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

o_O

Jordan, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

soapy hot water, see?

Really, though, I'm not so good with the fix-it-up business. You could just buy a new used one, maybe?

Z S, Friday, 14 September 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmm, if you don't want to snap the thing off and hope for the best, you'll probably have to take the top off the machine itself. Of course, I think you need a special screwdriver for that :(

melton mowbray, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

You can get the special screwdriver at a multitude of sites for like 2 dollars. However, the slot-opening-thing is just a dust cover type mechanism, and if you break it you won't damage the actual contacts, so i'd personally just put a shitload of pressure on it and see if it pops open.

or get a new snes off ebay, they're still not rare! :D

Will M., Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Ok, I'll force it and see what happens. Maybe I'll just regress totally and pick up a used NES.

Jordan, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

I got one at a pawn shop for $20.

Abbott, Friday, 21 September 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

i could've sworn i rated alot more snes games

chaki, Friday, 21 September 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

NBA Jam only gets a four??????????

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 23 September 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

donkey kong country - yeah, this is pretty great. most levels seem easy and yet i keep dying. i wish there were a lot more save points.

wing commander - jesus christ this is hard. i forgot how annoying flying through long asteroid/mine fields in between fights is. i've got to download wing commander 2 somehow, that was my game.

Jordan, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)


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