Game Revolution's Worst Game Names

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Here's a nice mix of old favorites and some I hadn't heard of:

http://www.gamerevolution.com/feature/worst_names

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

They left out 'We Heart Katamari'.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

They neglected to mention that Irritating Stick is a fun game.

I would have included "Peter Jackson's King Kong - The Official Game of the Movie."

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Doki Doki panic.

American McGee's Alice.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

OK I had no idea that Dick Butkus was a real name.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 25 October 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

King's Quest V - Absence Makes The Heart Go Yonder

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

no Ah Diddums, no credibility

zappi (joni), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

Come on that's tame compared to Snake, Rattle and Roll. Jesus we should write a top 50. It'd be way better than that half-arsed crap GR came up with.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

"Trilcelon?"

It was CLEAR TriIceLon as in Tri-ICE-Lon! It still sucks but get it right if you're gonna make fun of it.

Will M. (Will M.), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

See lazy journalism. They couldn't even to a top 100.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

Any chance of someone pasting that list here, i'm blocked at work from the site.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 26 October 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

No Once Can Stop Mr. Domino is a hella fun game, too.

Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 26 October 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

I always thought Serious Sam was an embarrassing name, with an equally embarrassing case:

http://www.xboxline.com/obrazky/big_serious_sam.jpg

Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 26 October 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Nah Serious Sam rules! You can't include comedy titles in a worst name list it's pointless.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Thursday, 26 October 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

I hate to say it, but "Nuts & Milk" is totally the funniest thing on there.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 October 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

How is Serious Sam a comedy name? It's like a fucking Beanie Baby, choose a name and then an alliterative adjective, and they used two nonbadass words. I doubt it was as a joke, becuase it's not so over-the-top s to induce laffs. It's just a poor name.

Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 26 October 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Ok it's a comedy GAME? FUCKING HAPPY NOW?

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Thursday, 26 October 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

Putting BARKLEY: SHUT UP AND JAM! in that list is a crime against humanity.

The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Friday, 27 October 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

Esteban! Esteban! Who the man? Hello sir it's an honour. :)

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Friday, 27 October 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

how the hell is Ninja Hamster a bad name?

latebloomer: Winner of the Congressional Medal of....UGLY (latebloomer), Friday, 27 October 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

whoever put this list together has no sense of humor

latebloomer: Winner of the Congressional Medal of....UGLY (latebloomer), Friday, 27 October 2006 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not fond of "slap-fight"

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)


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