alternate realities of gaming / THE GAMING "WHAT IF" THREAD

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what if... the turbografx-16 had beat the sega genesis and the snes in the 16-bit wars and spawned more generations? bonk 64?

what if... the amiga had become the most popular home pc?

what if... atari had never fucked it up? what would a "next-gen" atari system be like?

what if... nintendo based a system around a power-glove type device (oh wait, they did)

what if?

what if?

what if?

this is the thread for PARALLEL DIMENSIONS OF GAMINGS.

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

What if Bubsy had been more popular than Sonic? Would he have a ton of shit 3D games and an emo mate with an uzi?

What if the power glove was, instead, a pair of Hulk Hands?

What if the Virtual Boy had been as successful as the Gameboy? Would I be typing this with a throbbing headache?

melton mowbray, Saturday, 17 March 2007 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna do the virtual boy one too! would there have been a... VIRTUAL DS?

s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT IF...Mario wasn't italian, but GREEK?

WHAT IF...Samus wasn't a lithe chick in a super-powered armor suit, but a METH-ADDLED TRICK-TURNING STREET WHORE?

WHAT IF...Atari would have made a deal where you could turn in your shitty E.T. cart for RITALIN?

kingfish, Saturday, 17 March 2007 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

what if horace didn't go skiing???

rio natsume, Saturday, 17 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

What if you were NOT super player?

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 17 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

What if you couldn't have held the gun an inch away from the screen during Duck Hunt?

http://www.bioxd.com/imagenes/duckhunt.jpg

A lot more of these for 5-year-old me, that's what.

Abbott, Saturday, 17 March 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

What if winners did do drugs?

melton mowbray, Sunday, 18 March 2007 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

What if you could shoot that wanker in the photograph Abbott posted?

melton mowbray, Sunday, 18 March 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

What if it was the 90s and there was no time for Klax?

ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

what if Mario games worked by kids controlling actual living plumbers with their gamepads?

abanana, Sunday, 18 March 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

What if graphics had never progressed beyond 8-bit quality, but audio had?

Z S, Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

What if Sega couldn't do what Nintendon't?

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

What if ancient Japan wasn't vastly overpopulated by oversized hostile crustaceans?

melton mowbray, Sunday, 18 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

What if graphics had never progressed beyond 8-bit quality, but audio had?

"...continued improving up to modern levels?", is what I meant to say. I'm still working on my St. Patrick's Day, sorry.

Z S, Sunday, 18 March 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

ha! what if it was the other way around?

s1ocki, Monday, 19 March 2007 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, I always think of that. Gears of War and the like would be brilliant with SID music and chirpy enemy death noises.

melton mowbray, Monday, 19 March 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

What if Zelda 2 had been better than Zelda 1? Would the third zelda have been a side scroller ala Zelda 2, Actraiser and Castlevania?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 19 March 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

What if the power glove had actually worked like we all thought it was going to?

nickalicious, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

What if David Lynch had gotten into video game production instead of filmmaking?

nickalicious, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Slocki's first "what if" is a really good one - I remember playing TG16 a lot a few years after it was at it's hottest, but don't really remember the games anymore than this:

*game A - vaguely Gauntlet-esque dungeon fucker-upper
*game B - alien-oriented pinball game (may have in fact been called Alien Pinball)
*game C - some sort of sidescroller, can't even remember protagonist

Now imagine that THESE are the big established franchises instead of Sonic GTA etc. hahahaha.

nickalicious, Monday, 19 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

exactly!

this is kinda what i meant too:

What if Zelda 2 had been better than Zelda 1? Would the third zelda have been a side scroller ala Zelda 2, Actraiser and Castlevania?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Monday, March 19, 2007 1:16 PM (5 hours ago)

s1ocki, Monday, 19 March 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

what if all future mario games had taken the super mario 2 route? we'd all be picking radishes with the wiimote!

s1ocki, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Woodcutters From Fiery Ships"

David Lynch was to team with anime producer Bandai and two Japanese partners to produce a digital adventure to be released on DVD-ROM, the Internet, and in novelization form. The project was tentatively entitled "Woodcutters From Fiery Ships".

Unfortunately, the project never came about. Lynch says it was "blocked from the get-go." The game was going to be a "conundrum thing.. a beautiful kind of place to put yourself. You try to make a little bit of mystery and a bit of a story, but you want it to be able to bend back upon itself and get lost ... Certain events have happened in a bungalow which is behind another in Los Angeles. And then suddenly the woodcutters arrive and they take the man who we think has witnessed these events, and their ship is... uh, silver, like a 30`s kind of ship, and the fuel is logs. And they smoke pipes."


The Yellow Kid, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT IF Wolfenstein 3D and Dune II were as overcomplicated and high on the difficulty curve as most modern RTS/FPS games?

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Wow holy shit. I mean it, really sincerely, holy shit.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

What if Link had lines of dialogue in Zelda games? What if the more recent Zelda games had VOICE ACTING?

nickalicious, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

the answer to most of these questions is that life would be somehow worse
gaming is a lot like music business, really seems to trade on our desire for limited novelty couched in strongly familiar circumstances, over and over and over and over

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

what if the PS1 had been cartridge-based and the N64 used CD-ROM?

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that's the big one: what if Sony and Nintendo had teamed up as was intended?

What if the power glove had actually worked like we all thought it was going to?

well, that's the wii in a nutshell, innit?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't there a latter-day attempt by Atari to join in the 16-bit/32-bit-etc era console wars that failed miserably, or am I just making shit up now?

nickalicious, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

are you thinking of the amiga cd-32 maybe?

rio natsume, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vgmuseum.com/systems/jaguar/jaguar.jpg
NEVER FORGET

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

VGMuseum, so many broken links/dreams.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

what if alex kidd was not replaced by sonic as sega's mascot???

rio natsume, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

wasn' that the Jaguar nick ?

Ste, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

what if consoles never recovered from the '80s post-atari slump and PCs and arcades were the only popular venues for gaming? would video-gaming be remotely as popular? would it be a tiny niche market? would genres like platformers even exist? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN GUYS.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, the Jaguar. Tom tried to post a pic of it but I can't see it, it is tearing me apart inside.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

No more tears:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Atarijaguar.jpg

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

that control pad is something else!

Ste, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

That was the special Resident Evil Calculator controller.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha for some reason it reminds me of that Tuomas post on the NUMLOCK thread that was all numbers.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I can't really make out the bottom two corner keys, is it * and # like on a telephone?

nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

games that used it would come with like an overlay I think

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

what if...

czn (cozwn), Sunday, 23 November 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

What if arcade games still cost a quarter (US)?

What if PC gaming had basically disappeared in 1990?

Euler, Sunday, 23 November 2008 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

i think i raised a lot of interesting "waht ifs" on this thread here

s1ocki, Monday, 24 November 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

what if my 360 could run for more than an hour w/o crashing?

goole, Monday, 24 November 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

what if all future mario games had taken the super mario 2 route?

you could kinda say that a lot of them did - SMB2's success seems like it maybe proved that you could fuck around with the formula a tremendous amount and get away with it, and basically gave license for an ever-expanding cast of playable mario universe characters. If SMB2 had been excoriated as much as Zelda 2 was, I doubt you'd have so many other (relatively) half-assed titles piggybacking on the mushroom kingdom franchise. I think the main thing that the failed Zelda 2 experiment gives us is that progress in that franchise remains measured in hearts, not XP

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 09:28 (seventeen years ago)

What if PC gaming had basically disappeared in 1990?

MMOs would still look like TinyMUD?

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 09:34 (seventeen years ago)

I wish I lived in a world where the TG-16 succeeded. Who wouldn't want to see a 3D Legendary Axe?

GM, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

What if winners did do drugs?

― melton mowbray, Sunday, March 18, 2007 12:27 PM (1 year ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

What if Sega 1) hadn't pissed off Sony?, 2) hadn't pissed off SGI?

snoball, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 10:41 (seventeen years ago)

what if the princess wasn't in another castle?

what if you played as bowser, not mario? would the Mario franchise be less platformer, more violent?

what if miyamoto didn't garden?

what if the jaguar pad wasn't the bride of remotecontrolkenstein?

what if FO3 had been an isometric, turn-based-combat FO2-style RPG? would we have appeased the few at the expense of the many?

what if sega still made consoles?

What if microsoft made a handheld as powerful as the 360?

what if HDR and bloom were never invented?

what if sonic didn't kick the dust when you left him to idle?

what if michael haneke was a consultant on FO3?

czn (cozwn), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

what if mario smoked?

czn (cozwn), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 14:03 (seventeen years ago)

I actually liked the Jaguar pad, it was big enough for my hands, although not as good as the Dreamcast controller. Now if only my Jag still flipping worked ;_;

snoball, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

what if the princess wasn't in another castle?
she wasn't in another castle after 8 worlds. had it ben sooner, the game'd be shorter!

what if you played as bowser, not mario? would the Mario franchise be less platformer, more violent?
Fifteen minutes of waiting on a bridge followed by 10 seconds of hammer throwing and eventual lava dive. They tried this game and realized how boring/frustrating it was.

what if miyamoto didn't garden?
Videogame twee would be forever dead and we would all cry.

what if the jaguar pad wasn't the bride of remotecontrolkenstein?
Atari'd fuck something else up.

what if FO3 had been an isometric, turn-based-combat FO2-style RPG? would we have appeased the few at the expense of the many?
I'd have loved it, fuck the haterz.

what if sega still made consoles?
Sega would have less money and a lot of nerds would be happier.

What if microsoft made a handheld as powerful as the 360?
Considering how much the 360 hots up, and that's console-sized, I imagine LAWSUITS.

what if HDR and bloom were never invented?
Impossible. It's like saying "what if relativity were never discovered?" It'd just get discovered later. Inevitable.

what if sonic didn't kick the dust when you left him to idle?
He'd have been less successful, his perceived personality dueto animation actually helped form the franchise by making the Genesis "nexter gen" than the SNES!

what if michael haneke was a consultant on FO3?
I don't know his stuff :( I should watch some yeah?

Everyone is a Jedi (Will M.), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

yeah yeah but what if mario smoked?

czn (cozwn), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

: )

czn (cozwn), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

Atari'd fuck something else up.

There are plenty of other things wrong with the physical design of the Jag. CD attachment makes it look like a camping toilet. Video connector is flimsy. etc., etc..

snoball, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

what if the neo geo hadn't been hellishly expensive in its lifetime? would we be playing on SNK consoles?

actually... anyone have any good links to the history of what went down with the NEO-GEO?

czn (cozwn), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

What if microsoft made a handheld as powerful as the 360?

You'll have to wait a bit. Taking an existing example, the SNES was released in 1990, the GBA (which is nearly as powerful as a SNES) came out in 2001.

snoball, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

you don't need a handheld to be as powerful as a 360. You can only put so big a screen on a thing.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

What if Zelda 2 had been better than Zelda 1? Would the third zelda have been a side scroller ala Zelda 2, Actraiser and Castlevania?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 , Monday, March 19, 2007 5:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cozwn, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 07:57 (seventeen years ago)


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