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anyone who calls non-shooting fouls is a total lame and 95% of ppl understand this thankfully

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

agreed. i couldn't believe dude was calling not just non-shooting fouls, but off-ball fouls.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

was he calling 3-seconds and lane violations too?

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

illegal defense

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i remember when I was a kid I actually timed quarters, instituted timeouts, did standard free throws, all this regulation shit.

still threw the ball down the street when something happened that I didn't like

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

no wonder nobody wanted to play w/ me

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i just teed you up bro

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

ejected!

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

about to ~play basquetbol~ in a matter of minutes

am0n, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

thinking abt playing today, not sure, might wait til tomorrow

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

man i can't go a day without playing you're crazy

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i basically cant play back to backs regularly at this point, rip my youth

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

aw

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

:(

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i just played 2 hours of pretty intense tennis and i went out of my way to drive by the park on my way home to see if anybody was playing

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

thats rad, tho ive prob never been that active is part of it too, prob get more exercise now than i ever have what w/the running, just cant take the impact of basketball on a daily basis

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

sometimes i'll do the tennis-bball back-to-back thing too. there's some good games at the court adjacent to the tennis courts where I spar w/my sis. only reason i could do this, stamina-wise, is cause sis and i don't play full-on tennis games, basically just hitting it back and forth fairly leisurely. i still feel like some sort of athletic renaissance man afterwards.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm kinda embarassed at how quickly I get winded playing basketball

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

nah if you aren't beat after you didn't have a good run

played for 3 hrs today btw x_x

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Sunday, 19 June 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

kid guarding me tonight, every time I went up to shoot: "You scared."

me, the first time: "I know that, but do you have to say so?"

boxall, Monday, 20 June 2011 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

best response: "are you going to shut up when you lose?"

mookieproof, Monday, 20 June 2011 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Nah he was on another level from us - think he was just pissed that he got left out of the real game on the next court and had to play with scrubs.

boxall, Monday, 20 June 2011 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

ah the dreaded B court

mookieproof, Monday, 20 June 2011 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Can someone explain to me the weird two-handed throw style of shooting I occasionally see in pick-up players who actually seem pretty good?

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 June 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Nothing to explain, just make sure YOU DONT DO IT. People develop horrible shooting habit from their youths and never really work out of them. Then they play so much that they kind of good and consistent at it, like Barbosa.

I had a friend who was really good and shot a high percentage from 3 point range, but shot with his LEFT foot forward, near impossible (if your right-handed of course) if you haven't ever tried it. But no one ever told him it was wrong until it was too late.

You'll see all kind of weird stuff out there, but if you're starting with a clean slate then its best to learn the natural fundamentals.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 23 June 2011 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link

still threw the ball down the street when something happened that I didn't like

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, June 18, 2011 4:23 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark

One of THOSE guys huh.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 23 June 2011 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm kinda embarassed at how quickly I get winded playing basketball

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, June 18, 2011 3:26 PM Bookmark

This is actually something I've worked on a lot. Lately I played a couple of full court games and I was at least valued for always running down on both ends. If you're the only other guy on a fastbreak you're a lot more likely to get a pass/easy score.

Last game I had one of those freak games where I hit everything but a lot of it was weird glass shots that were obviously wild. It was sort of funny.

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i need to hydrate better when I play too...

SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I stock up on $1 balance bars and sometimes $1 energy drinks at Trader Joe's. I do feel like it makes a difference to stop in the middle for one or the other, although maybe it's just the vestigial effects of all that gatorade marketing from my youth.

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 June 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry not energy drinks but 'electrolyte' sports drinks.

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 June 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

right, yea....drank those a lot while I was working out.

SBing crosby (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 June 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I think I might be getting to be known at the YMCA as the weird guy who's always on the court. I'm probably in there 4-5 times a week, mostly just practicing myself although pretty regularly getting in on one-on-one or three-on-three. Bar study schedule makes it easy to do that. The other day I actually beat some alright but a bit sloppy high school kid -- one of those guys with some natural ability and moves but who obviously doesn't drill fundamentals enough. I beat him pretty handily, like it was a game where I could let him score a little and still be sure I'd win.

Today I played in a weird-ass 4-on-4 game that included this gruff-voiced, overly aggressive dad who looked like a tugboat captain and his short, pudgy but impressively good sons. The dad was really fucking tough on his sons and was enjoying winning a little too much, and the whole thing just got uncomfortable. I also got smacked in the eyes super hard, but I seem to still have my vision although they feel a bit sore.

didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Sunday, 17 July 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

4-on-4 is the worst

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Sunday, 17 July 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's fucking irritating. So much clumsiness with rebounds, cuts, etc.

didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Sunday, 17 July 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

the dreaded box-and-none

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 July 2011 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

4-on-4 full court is great though but i like to run when i play

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Sunday, 17 July 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

eight or nine years ago some of my former college im teammates and i went to iceland to play in a basketball tournament run by icelandair and this travel agent (lol at that site).

it was in mid-january so it was relatively cheap. we were in our early thirties, but mostly still in decent shape and we had a little size -- for a pickup team anyway.

i think there were 10 teams in the tournament? one other one was from the usa -- they were terrible. the rest were various icelandic teams. one team (we were told they were from some hillbilly fishing village) played as brutal a physical game as i've ever seen -- they had near-fights in almost every game they played.

we made it to the finals, which was pretty good considering how hung over we were. the team we played featured Petur Gudmundsson as my opposing big man. dude was in his mid-40s, his knees were shot, but it didn't really matter because he was 10 inches taller than me (i am 6'4"). plus he was a really nice guy so i wasn't going to headbutt him in the groin or something.

i was never a great back-to-the-basket player anyway, but he was so huge that i couldn't drive around him, or step back far enough, without getting apologetically swatted. the other guys on his team, we were told, were former iceland national team players, which may not be saying much in a country of 300,000, but they were v. good, let alone for guys in their 40s.

iirc our player with the least business doing so ended up heaving up wild threes, but it didn't really matter, we'd have lost anyway. i still have the runners-up t-shirts we got, somewhere.

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 July 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

anyone seen my jump shot?

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Monday, 18 July 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

xp thats a good story!

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 July 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

agreed!

ice cr?m, Monday, 18 July 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

found my jumpshot

youmadin therapy (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

Can someone explain to me the weird two-handed throw style of shooting I occasionally see in pick-up players who actually seem pretty good?

― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:52 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Nothing to explain, just make sure YOU DONT DO IT.

ha no do it!!! the 'greg kite' like when youre in the low post holding the ball above your head like you're surveying the court and then oops still deadly! it's hard to get an arc on it, seen (old) dudes shoot outside this way sorta but i bet it makes you way more set-shot dependent over time

tremendoid, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

NO

youmadin therapy (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

OH

tremendoid, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

shoot correctly or be forever clowned upon iirc

youmadin therapy (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

i got shots that shit is funny tho teenagers don't even have a frame of reference. they just know they're watching a streetball technician in the flesh

tremendoid, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

Just got back from playing. Had one of those nights where things were flowing. There's something to be said for 'being in rhythm.' You hear announcers say it, but unless you experience that, its hard to understand what they're on about. It happens on occasion where the whole night is like this ethereal wet dream of basketball prowess. You can see it when NBA players have it, and its amazing how often they DO have it, and crazy how often we EXPECT it. When things just swing right, your body centered, in unison with what your hands are doing, youre bouncing, dipping, rolling left and right, catching an edge on your defender, getting your lead shoulder just inside his and driving at will, floaters, up and unders, baby hooks, the options are there, pass/shoot, either works cos its killing season, its rolling so well you dump a few no look passes, threading needles, slippin screens, ice grillin the competition, acting like its a normal thing, whispers in the corner "who is this kid," drive again, defenders off balance, its feeling so sexy in your hands you pull up from anywhere, arm in perfect position, body straight up, flip the wrist and its in before it even gets there.

I remember watching Arenas around November/December of 2006, he was on one of the greatest tears Ive ever witnessed, every night was like this for him, he was draining 35 foot game winners weekly and turning around before the ball even went in, he already knew it, thats some magical shit if you ask me. Tonight I felt that, a sliver of it, on a much smaller stage and nothing at stake, but I felt it, and it reminded me of why I still make time in my busy schedule for basketball.

streetball technician in the flesh (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 06:43 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

blocked 2 jumpshots in one possession tonight

#dwyaneing

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 November 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

I never block shots, ever. Maybe 2 a year.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 4 November 2011 05:54 (twelve years ago) link

i don't normally block jumpshots either, i'm not that tall - i usually faceguard pretty well tho - but i'm pretty good at stripping/blocking layup attempts in transition

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link


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