malkovich. malkovich malkovich malkovich.malkovich?
― tehresa, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
in a post-game interview he just talked about googling old videos to study his form. we need to get him to post here.
― eman, Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:00 (fifteen years ago) link
WE CAN TWITTER BOMB HIM.
― Leee, Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What would you do with a time machine?A: Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We'd all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I'd meet myself.
― Crab Dribble (Clay), Friday, January 9, 2009 10:54 PM (Yesterday)
shaq with his tracy jordan hat on :D
― choke on my mess of a schlaporito (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ Im not bored To much homework Workn on my doctorate Coming soon Dr shaq
THE_REAL_SHAQ For those who wanna know, i am getting my doctorate in human resource development Why Because im a people person
I'm guessing U of Phoenix.
― Leee, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart 10:57 PM Jan 16th from txt
guys THE_REAL_SHAQ has been working on a hall of fame level twitter-wise the past few days.
― Crab Dribble (Clay), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link
― Leee, Saturday, January 10, 2009 1:24 AM
― eman, Monday, 19 January 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Whenever I read this thread's title I think of of Shaq's back, and I wonder if he shaves it.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 January 2009 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― eman, Monday, 19 January 2009 05:59 (fifteen years ago) link
― eman, Monday, 19 January 2009 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ: That was a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow
― Crab Dribble (Clay), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 07:42 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― eman, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/14m3nsk.jpg
― eman, Friday, 23 January 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
He's been sounding sad lately, we should really try to cheer him up.
― Leee, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link
he's been having a good run lately. 29 pts tonight
― eman, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 06:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Shaquille O'Neal, the newly minted All-Star for the Western Conference, has claimed Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson as new allies, saying the longtime rivalry between himself and the Lakers forward was simply a marketing gimmick.
"We helped you hype it up," the Suns center said late Thursday night in an interview with ESPN's Stephen A. Smith. "I know what I'm doing, brother. I'm the smartest player in the world."
― eman, Saturday, 31 January 2009 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ: Im going skydiving,shhhh, wish me luck
― Clay, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ: Im tryn talk steve nash into joining twitter
oh man make this happen, shaq.
― Clay, Thursday, 5 February 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Allen iverson cut off his braids, dam hes cute, lol, about 6 hours ago from txt
@scottwheaton, i meant cute like a li baby lol about 2 hours ago from txt
― eman, Sunday, 15 February 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link
can we get a status report on nashtweeting? i wld <3 some dirk tweets too.
― twittereans ,pls advise (tehresa), Sunday, 15 February 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link
racist
― Allen, Sunday, 15 February 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Just leavn lebrons party, i have no voice, can u hear this , ................... C i told u , no voice, lol
Cactus gets meta!
― Leee, Sunday, 15 February 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ: Just met mickey rorke and the guy from transporter 1 thru 3
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ the movie push, ok I admit I gotta bootleg version, shhh dnt tell anybody
― Leee, Saturday, 28 February 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
O’Neal still insists no one can guard him one on one.
“I’m the only player,” he said, “who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.”’
― revo roxiomal (tremendoid), Saturday, 28 February 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
XD so much
― z-hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 28 February 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/2825606.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1235892357&Signature=adlcGQ2Ekn535mpRCAOVBsbnd8Y%3D
― ! (Clay), Sunday, 1 March 2009 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link
# Thank u u all were my good luck charms today, I appreciate u guysabout 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/img/1rpjl-5d1dd2c00dd060972e95ae4fb685be28.49ab5e06.jpg
― eman, Monday, 2 March 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link
can we get a status report on nashtweeting?
teh: http://twitter.com/the_real_nashHe's not much for tweeting, though.
― Leee, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Raptors star Chris Bosh said O'Neal had benefited from officials ignoring his three-second lane violations. 'I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men,' O'Neal said.
― ! (Clay), Monday, 2 March 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
― tremendoid, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 07:14 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.hoopsworld.com/Blogs/CourtsideBlog.asp?GAME_ID=29263&LEAGUE_CODE=NBA
So what did Shaq think of Oden?
"I don't. I'm a Shogun. You can't ask me about a low level ninja. I still have to worry about Yao Ming, Dwight Howard."
― bow-edison wa (jergins), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
^_^
― waaa waaa waaaa lol (tehresa), Friday, 27 March 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4178852
better work on that mumbling
― am0n, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/WsXlQo1Pcpts4djwbN4Ag308o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1247768728&Signature=wimfg3j8N%2BNyDRjFG9eobobjl%2Bo%3D
― juice did \㋡/↽⌙㋡ (am0n), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
shark o'neal
― ∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__28/ept_sports_nba_experts-973742172-1247505754.jpg?ymaFQkBDFNgFEtqN
― juice did \㋡/↽⌙㋡ (am0n), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Shaq's back, with a new reality show called 'Vs.'
― drunk shudder shades chick gets kicked out of mcdonalds totally (╓abies), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Shaq vs. Roethlisberger! timely.
― Got that pandemic (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJldO6GFIM
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
did you just see that during celts/hawks too
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link
:)
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
going into surgery today on my thumb, will be out for a min but when I return it is on, win da ring for da king! Luv my team, Cavs baby!about 7 hours ago via API
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"a min" = 8 weeks
due to his advanced size, he will literally feel like only a minute has passed.
― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
if u ask him about the lakers championship run, he will describe it as the gr8st week of his professional life
― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
thumb injury mars shaq's scheduled mid-season siesta
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
mars or enables?
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
well its like spending yr sick day actually sick
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link