THE GLAZED DONUT FACE-OFF -- spurs! heat! it's the NBA finals 2014, where little fatasses happen

the portly Diaw

Stately, plump Boris Diaw came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

lol

Introibo ad altare LeBron.

NO WAIT:

Introibo ad altare Diaw.

Introibo ad altare Argentum

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-west-is-better-than-the-east-but-that-doesnt-mean-the-spurs-will-beat-the-heat/

this whole article is complete nonsense, i weep for 538

538 is so bad

not even clicking

my gut feeling on this series is that nothing the spurs did to be "better" this year is going to be meaningful in a short series against the heat, leaving it as even as last year. so i have no reason to pick against the champs.

I picked the Heat too, I feel the Heat still know it was but for the grace of Ray Allen that they took it last year and are gonna actively not let themselves fall into that hole again

contrary to conventional wisdom being the champs doesnt actually get you any extra points

agreed, i think the series is a coinflip, but i'm obligated to make a pick

I thought the rings give you super powers, like Green Lantern.

Can you image the constructs that Lance would create would make with a power ring?

so the opening of nba countdown had three shots of Simmons and Jalen in a convertible driving around some anonymous town and then a slow-mo shot of the two of them walking in front of an explosion

waade

Yah that move was so good. My favorite move in bball tbf

Hand down man down

Jax is maybe worse than Reggie. But it's close.

Reggie > jax >>> excited Reggie

Probably we should all be mad at lacob for not waiting until after the finals to fire jax

Yeah for sure

Kawhi went for the harden strip there

manu stepped into that one nicely

Harden is so late on that he usually ends up swinging at air tho

"Clearly"

Need k3v to break down that hand/wrist/ball contact

manuuuu

Harden is so late on that he usually ends up swinging at air tho

The laziest kitten

Lil fat ass is so quick to gun. His shot reminds me of Eddie house's

perfect comparison

yeah similar form for sure xp

Hah hadn't really paid attention to Steve Javie before but he's for a Philly accent for sure, only behind Joey

this game is too physical guys getting mugged out there

yup

That's the good ol' wade

I still really cannot handle birdman's beard

really poor defensive sequence for sa

specifically spurs getting mugged
also fuck dwyane wade

Was it Matt Armstrong who said birdman looks like he should be on true detective xp

i like his beard

feel like the spurs shd be working the ball around the perimeter more to take advantage of miamis over rotation instead theyre turning the ball over trying those fancy interior passes where miami can use their length/quickness to get deflections

there have definitely been some possessions where the spurs got the ball to the interior when it was not a good idea to do so.

bonnie prince birdman is the best birdman imo

feel like the heat should be actively killing themselves at any moment of any play and they arent doing enough of that because they are all still playing basketball wit no apparent mortal injuries

lol xp

wow i hate ppl hard in basketball

this is a safe space for hate

*seethes*

danny green has missed two buzzer beater 3s tonight

thats prob the most notable thing hes done on the court tonite.