THE GLAZED DONUT FACE-OFF -- spurs! heat! it's the NBA finals 2014, where little fatasses happen

Lil fat ass is so quick to gun. His shot reminds me of Eddie house's

perfect comparison

yeah similar form for sure xp

Hah hadn't really paid attention to Steve Javie before but he's for a Philly accent for sure, only behind Joey

this game is too physical guys getting mugged out there

yup

That's the good ol' wade

I still really cannot handle birdman's beard

really poor defensive sequence for sa

specifically spurs getting mugged
also fuck dwyane wade

Was it Matt Armstrong who said birdman looks like he should be on true detective xp

i like his beard

feel like the spurs shd be working the ball around the perimeter more to take advantage of miamis over rotation instead theyre turning the ball over trying those fancy interior passes where miami can use their length/quickness to get deflections

there have definitely been some possessions where the spurs got the ball to the interior when it was not a good idea to do so.

bonnie prince birdman is the best birdman imo

feel like the heat should be actively killing themselves at any moment of any play and they arent doing enough of that because they are all still playing basketball wit no apparent mortal injuries

lol xp

wow i hate ppl hard in basketball

this is a safe space for hate

*seethes*

danny green has missed two buzzer beater 3s tonight

thats prob the most notable thing hes done on the court tonite.

what a fun half

ray and rashard have missed like 7 wide open threes between them

yeah they got some ridic looks

Cool finally watching the heat play actual opposition

way cool that ABC's bumper music is blurred lines and get lucky, bring it back guys

hey u guys remember the summer of 2013

lol couldnt abc get the pitbull playoffs song??

i have come to have some real affection for that silly song

feel like this game has been comprised entirely of six point runs

p much

there's wade, strangling the heat's future

not really clear what mario chalmers has been doing out there tonight

yo the heat are hacking the hell out of the spurs inside

yeah they are getting away with a lot

it feels like both these teams are playing a little too fast

i mean it's not exactly a debate that Wade is gonna strangle the heat's future. it's just a matter of when.

yup xp

nice casual undercut there by wade, scumbag

he makes dangerous plays look routine

man the heat's offense with Wade and four bench guys is just hideous

foreign legion, son

hot in herre!

yeah wade is 32 and played 54 games this year by choice. career low 32 mpg. less field goals attempted than any time since his rookie year. career low free-throws attempted. 28% from 3pt. the heat are going to give him a lot of money this summer, presumably, and he's not going to be better than this in coming years.

way xp

bron is frustrate

bron and manu gotta be the most exciting cross court passers in the league

R A Y

man u cannot get dunked on by ray

god, it this the 1984 finals?

bron v tired

splitter flop was sublime