THE GLAZED DONUT FACE-OFF -- spurs! heat! it's the NBA finals 2014, where little fatasses happen

foreign legion, son

hot in herre!

yeah wade is 32 and played 54 games this year by choice. career low 32 mpg. less field goals attempted than any time since his rookie year. career low free-throws attempted. 28% from 3pt. the heat are going to give him a lot of money this summer, presumably, and he's not going to be better than this in coming years.

way xp

bron is frustrate

bron and manu gotta be the most exciting cross court passers in the league

R A Y

man u cannot get dunked on by ray

god, it this the 1984 finals?

bron v tired

splitter flop was sublime

playing a game in a sauna is innovative

good for turnovers

fuck that 3rd q tho

this is getting ridic

they probably should have cancelled this game

i mean they obv can't reasonably do that but this is silly

these turnovers are unreal

i saw lebron aging

the narratives

wow didn't think game 1 would be the annual LeBron Cramp Game

holy shit diaw

spo is suicidal with these Wade-only lineups

whoa, birdman just took duncan off the dribble

oh hey danny, nice of you to join us

bron looks incredibly tired and weak, this is shaking my worldview

spo is suicidal with these Wade-only lineups

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, June 5, 2014 11:25 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's he supposed to do? bron can't play

wow at bron bench panic face

danny green!!!

heat one timeout

bron looked like he was having back spasms maybe

bron needs a blow? wheres lance?

lol

spo is suicidal with these Wade-only lineups

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, June 5, 2014 11:25 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's he supposed to do? bron can't play
--k3vin k.

hmmmm i dunno put in chris bosh?

its his leg

this is fucking absurd

man rip bron it was a good run

needs more gatorade

wow how had i never figured out before that pat riley is actually ancient don draper

my god at carrying bron to the bench im scared

wow lebron

perplexed @ all the coaches who arent taking off their jackets

wow how had i never figured out before that pat riley is actually ancient don draper

― Clay,

fuck

jesus this bron thing is way too much

perplexed @ all the coaches who arent taking off their jackets

― call all destroyer, Thursday, June 5, 2014 11:33 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cmon man the #1 rule of sweating embarrassingly in dress clothes is that you DON'T take off your jacket or else people can see your wet pits

seriously tho i mean

http://lakerholics.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/pat.jpg

"shut the door. have a seat."

i have the sound off...how bad is bron's injury?

beyond "cant walk"

i have the sound off...how bad is bron's injury?

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, June 5, 2014 11:36 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's just muscle cramps

they haven't said anything, it looks like he's just severely dehydrated and cramping really bad.

yeah def cramping