THE GLAZED DONUT FACE-OFF -- spurs! heat! it's the NBA finals 2014, where little fatasses happen

anyway turns out the heat are easier to beat sans bron

wow what was that play

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man everyone just wants out of there

le goon (J0rdan S.)
Posted: June 6, 2014 at 3:38:41 AM
this is one of the most absurd basketball games i've ever seen

def not normal

TIM DUNCAN VOICE <3

i don't think anybody feels good about what happened tonight, just weird as hell.

it was uh interesting

sweat lodge game

by the end of the third quarter that really felt to me like a game the heat couldn't let the spurs steal but i'm not sure there's anything even to say about it now

i mean both teams played under the same terrible conditions, result was prob random bit what can you do

i wonder if lebron has tried to address the cramping issue or if it just is what it is

im sure they must try to prevent it

bron is such a pro its not like hes just not getting enough fluids

pop looking extremely red rn

"in our league there are probably more athletes than guys that know how to play basketball" pop about diaw

sage got her up

her hair

spo: it was an unusual environment

lol pop spent half his presser mopping sweat off his brow

spo magnanimous

some a/c truther asks spo if he thinks the spurs did this on purpose :/

god bless the reporter who just asked if spo thought maybe it was a conspiracy

lol xp

sports radio in miami prob gonna be fun tomorrow

So many lame puns to be had

old dudes always ready to pipe up - https://twitter.com/magicjohnson/status/474763644426027008

lol v comprehensive ty magic

https://twitter.com/jemelehill/status/474764016276226048

lol owned

hard to feel great about this win, altho that 4th q fugue was nutsssss
14-16 from the field, 6-6 from 3

those are some crazyass numbers

im reading this "MJ, kobe, magic wouldve played" blah blah im like...lebron wanted to play, he just couldnt walk. kind of an important skill in basketball, p underrated aspect of the game

spurs just v lucky to win and have played so badly. shooters were hot, but the passing was MISERABLE, so many turnovers. defense was porous for a stretch, too, mostly when marco and manu were on the wings

lol jemele

guys - https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/474759069656309760

1.3 MILLION ppl follow skip bayless

my god

haha

personally, I skip bayless

pretty sure no one who's criticizing bron tonight has ever had their calf lock up on them as it appeared bron's did. you basically can't put any weight on your leg at all, it's terrifying.

old people just like to say dumb things

the way they "treated" LeBron's cramps was bizarre, inexplicable, seemingly ridiculous

talking about the heat staff?

yes

pretty sure any one who's criticizing bron tonight for getting muscle cramps (as opposed to making some legit point about his play on court) is someone not worth listening to.

srsly. like, ppl criticizing him are measuring bron against a mythological MJ/bird/magic/wilt/kareem hybrid who scored 40/game and walked to the arena through 4 feet of snow and just played harder when they were hurt or whatever.

According to Colin Cowherd, he is a mythological MJ/bird/magic/wilt/kareem hybrid.

nutty game; how the hell does a team have 23 turnovers and win by 15

well the final score of this game is v deceptive

im reading this "MJ, kobe, magic wouldve played" blah blah im like...lebron wanted to play, he just couldnt walk. kind of an important skill in basketball, p underrated aspect of the game

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, June 6, 2014 12:11 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah was thinking at the time i cld beat lebron at basketball rn

@hartzellNBA: Duncan first since Wilt (1972) with 20 pts, 10 rebs and 90 FG% in Finals.