THE GLAZED DONUT FACE-OFF -- spurs! heat! it's the NBA finals 2014, where little fatasses happen

in five years how many players will be better than bron age 34

kd
brow
who else

blake, russ if he can stay healthy, steph maybe

harden, demarcus cousins

Fell asleep last night cause of jet lag but just watched the game

Bron outed as somebody who grew up playing in a gym & who never played summer pickup games

welp http://deadspin.com/everything-you-know-about-cramps-is-wrong-and-gatorade-1587102837

The takeaway here, however, is that fatigue seems simply to cause cramps, without regard for hydration or Gatorade's secret sauce or preparation or anything other than your muscle being tired.

uh really? because when i recently had food poisoning and evacuated literally all the fluid in my body i was getting calf cramps while lying down motionless.

im no doctor just a humble deadspin reader but it seems like maybe being poisoned could have something to do with it or is at the very least not ideal conditions for conducting a study

also as with the deadspin piece why the calf muscles and not all the muscles it is a mystery

http://i.imgur.com/Tg79PiR.png

This has gotta be a recent av I don't remember him always looking this obnoxous

great photo good angle nice lighting very satisfying

Would upload again

Ray Allen has the biggest calf to body mass ratio in the league how come he didn't cramp hmmmmm

ray did some weird passive aggressive ocd shit to brons cavs, my working theory

oh shit wait bron used to play for the CAVS its all connected

windhorst has been on sportscenter a lot recently, he was not made for tv

the lighting makes it look like he has some chin stubble when he does not.

you can't put an optical illusion on tv

windhorst has been on sportscenter a lot recently, he was not made for tv
--call all destroyer

yeah this is unfortunate

I am all in for lebron after this bs. I hope he averages 50 over the next and final 4 games.

You must realize that wanting LeBron to win his third championship is a proxy for wanting Wade to win his fourth.

you mean wanting three to win his fourth

I will accept all collateral damage associated with Lebron's domination just so long as it happens.

personally I will not stand for greg oden getting a ring before kd #basedmicrofracturescurse

the portly Diaw

Stately, plump Boris Diaw came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

― Clay, Thursday, June 5, 2014 6:57 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

this is incredible

that game was so weird and mostly super sloppy but it was v satisfying to see the san anto apocalypse machine finally kick in in the fourth in the form of perfect shooting raining down from the sky amidst temp reports and cramp drama

pop is a cool guy patty mills is a cool guy http://www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs/article/Pop-pays-homage-to-Patty-Mills-culture-family-5535351.php

i'm gettin paywalled by that

https://twitter.com/JMcDonald_SAEN/status/475245027732361216

click link in the tweet

thanks! really cool story.

ditto

rad dudes

Patty was drafted by the Blazers and I always liked him, even though his game was pretty raw while he played here. He always seemed like the sort of guy who makes a great teammate and you could see he had potential.

Pops has always been ace. I can't wait until he and Tim retire so the Blazers can start dominating the league. ;-)

prediction: tim will play until he's 40.

If Robert Parrish could do it, Tim could do it with relative ease. It just depends on what he wants.

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2014/05/30/kobe-envious-of-popduncan-pairing/

can't remember if this was posted or not but

"Soul mates is not too strong a statement to make about these two people,” Spurs general manager R.C. Buford said in the same story. “They are kindred spirits. The things that are important to both of them are in alignment. They communicated on a different level pretty quickly. And they’ve grown even closer.”

The things that are important to both of them are in alignment.

lawful good alignment, in fact.

Why the fuck isn't there a game until Sunday???? What a crock of shit.

Otm
Otm

srsly what the shit

http://i.imgur.com/7KCusj1.png

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (snort)

Is it time to wake up, yet?

u guys its happening

basketball!

The pharaoh starting in the 2014 nba finals, I'll always remain amazed at this

refs thinking theyre not gonna let this one be so physical

heat got nothing for duncan

best player in this series 70 years old

I want all of the pharoahs 3's to go in

I don't think I've ever seen anybody turn it over on an inbounds pass

wait who is the pharaoh i am unfamiliar with this nickname

yeah that was a new one xp