2015 NBA 'OFFS

it is really weird to me that the playoffs are cobranded with ... Pitch Perfect 2

rockets need to stop switching smalls onto dirk

dwights the key

dirrrkkkkkkk

he's still holding a grudge for harden pulling a foul off him on a transition fb from the 2nd quarter

omg rondo is missing every floater just barely

dallas just shooting bad

rondo's first half was so great. dallas making lots of mistakes

ellis can't hit anything tonight

lol amare break them down

dallas just pulled the quarter out of their ass in the last min

mavs have had so many shots just like rim out in addition to the legit misses/airballs

p ugly game at times for sure

lmao dwight post airball

dwight is #bad

(speaking relatively of course like in terms of who he used to be but still)

man the rockets have hit like 3 bullshit 3s this quarter

he has zero offense that isn't the dunk

ya everything going their way/not mavs way xp

hahaha ok hacka-off!!!

gonna have to find a way to end the hacka this offseason

IT BEGINS

useless stat alert: rose is one of only 5 players to average 25 points and 5 assists in game 1s

guess on the others would be jordan, lebron, lebron....? wade?

one of those lebrons is bird

kinda boring games today :/

well yea it's all prep for the real grand opening of celtics cavs

:D we're prob gonna die in game 1 but w/e I don't care

my folks who legit only have network TV are really psyched that they can watch the new yung celtics

u should teach them to tream

jalen rose does not say many intelligent things but he recently pointed out something that reinforces my mavs in 7 pick: the 2nd highest usage rate on the rockets currently belongs to...josh smith

lol he's tied with shved technically but shved playing in 9 games is obv not statistically significant. howard and brewer rank just behind smoove

i've watched the rockets a lot this year and i still can't really figure out how they do it

You are: Josh Smith
You have: The ball
You defender is: Smothering you

Do you (A) shoot or (B) shoot

― Clay, Saturday, April 18, 2015 10:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This killed me it's like josh smith is trapped in a broken version of king's quest

(Types in "pass the rock")
You can't do that here.
(Smashes keyboard in frustration, takes long two)

I don't be stalling I be installing
Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
This is awesome this is awesome

here we goooooo

damnit tho why does mjax have to be calling my team's game :[

Mjax >>>> reggie

zeller offensive game v nice rn

lol we already in a JR chuckathon as the main cavs offensive weapon

I'm absolutely terrified of this Celtics team, tbh.

*Looks with interest at lebtons back pad*

Lol jelly o and Tristan both just scoring on each other

battle of the defensive turnstile scoring big men!

Brons hairline looks like a bad photoshop

dunno how i just noticed this but matthew delavadova is the most k3vin k3ller lookin player in the nba

evan turner is as bad as austin rivers i think

Wow a team is actually going for the 2 for 1 *k3v k is able to die at peace with the world and with no regrets*

xp he's playing weak in this game but, uh, no.

although if you'd said in this game I would not rly contest the point tho, his turnovers are so ugh

I've identified the mjax verbal tic that drives me craziest: he asserts something then says "the reason why is because..."

Just say "I like that shot because..."

I know speaking extemporaneously on tv is insanely hard but this one stabs me right in the heart

Assertive turner died in game 82' he's looked really shook