lmao dwight post airball
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link
dwight is #bad
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link
(speaking relatively of course like in terms of who he used to be but still)
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link
man the rockets have hit like 3 bullshit 3s this quarter
― k3vin k., Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link
he has zero offense that isn't the dunk
― head clowning instructor (art), Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link
ya everything going their way/not mavs way xp
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link
hahaha ok hacka-off!!!
― k3vin k., Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link
gonna have to find a way to end the hacka this offseason
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link
IT BEGINS
― head clowning instructor (art), Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link
useless stat alert: rose is one of only 5 players to average 25 points and 5 assists in game 1s
― k3vin k., Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link
guess on the others would be jordan, lebron, lebron....? wade?
― k3vin k., Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link
one of those lebrons is bird
― k3vin k., Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
kinda boring games today :/
― Clay, Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link
well yea it's all prep for the real grand opening of celtics cavs
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link
:D we're prob gonna die in game 1 but w/e I don't care
my folks who legit only have network TV are really psyched that they can watch the new yung celtics
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link
u should teach them to tream
― Clay, Sunday, 19 April 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link
jalen rose does not say many intelligent things but he recently pointed out something that reinforces my mavs in 7 pick: the 2nd highest usage rate on the rockets currently belongs to...josh smith
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link
lol he's tied with shved technically but shved playing in 9 games is obv not statistically significant. howard and brewer rank just behind smoove
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link
i've watched the rockets a lot this year and i still can't really figure out how they do it
― k3vin k., Sunday, 19 April 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link
You are: Josh SmithYou have: The ballYou defender is: Smothering you
Do you (A) shoot or (B) shoot
― Clay, Saturday, April 18, 2015 10:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This killed me it's like josh smith is trapped in a broken version of king's quest
(Types in "pass the rock")You can't do that here. (Smashes keyboard in frustration, takes long two)
― juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 19 April 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link
I don't be stalling I be installingBaby baby baby baby baby baby babyThis is awesome this is awesome
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 19 April 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link
here we goooooo
damnit tho why does mjax have to be calling my team's game :[
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link
Mjax >>>> reggie
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link
zeller offensive game v nice rn
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
lol we already in a JR chuckathon as the main cavs offensive weapon
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link
I'm absolutely terrified of this Celtics team, tbh.
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
*Looks with interest at lebtons back pad*
― 龜, Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link
Lol jelly o and Tristan both just scoring on each other
― juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link
battle of the defensive turnstile scoring big men!
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link
Brons hairline looks like a bad photoshop
― 龜, Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link
dunno how i just noticed this but matthew delavadova is the most k3vin k3ller lookin player in the nba
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
evan turner is as bad as austin rivers i think
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link
Wow a team is actually going for the 2 for 1 *k3v k is able to die at peace with the world and with no regrets*
― 龜, Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link
xp he's playing weak in this game but, uh, no.
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link
although if you'd said in this game I would not rly contest the point tho, his turnovers are so ugh
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
I've identified the mjax verbal tic that drives me craziest: he asserts something then says "the reason why is because..."
Just say "I like that shot because..."
I know speaking extemporaneously on tv is insanely hard but this one stabs me right in the heart
― juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
Assertive turner died in game 82' he's looked really shook
― juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link
lol o man if love and JR fouling out or close to it tips this game...
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link
was there ever anything written somewhere abt why bron ditched the headband? i'm still finding it hard to look at him without it.
― Clay, Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link
lebron getting stoned at the rim by tyler zeller this can't be life
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
mark jackson awkwardly attempting to spin a sue bird comparison from insult to compliment is some classic mjax
― Clay, Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link
lol celtics scoring 14 points in a row v the cavs bench, blatt sitting on his hands
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link
evan turner is -20 today
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link
why is bron even in this game, this team is going to play about 25 playoff games & you're up ~ 20 in the fourth q of rd 1 game 1, pull your guys
― Clay, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link
evan turner has been hysterically bad today
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link
bron looks bad today
kyrie decidedly does not look bad today
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
oh good some hack-a, love this stuff
― Clay, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link
yaaaaaaay free throwz
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link
hack-a is kinda suspenseful imo
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link