billionaire techbros club - 2016-17 NBA regular-ass season thread (the first of a series)

they did

thx. I now see chuck b and shaq flapping their gums, soundlessly, which ratifies my choice to leave the sound muted

kings kinda sonning the spurs on the second end of a back to back (pretend that playing the suns counts as a game)

calm down, spurs are down 4

kawhi with back to back yanking of the ball from mclemore leading to fastbreak points

ok so i just downloaded the new ios and the app is different than with the old ios, and wow it is a mess. you have to scroll sideways like forever to find certain stats

KAWHI IS MAGICCCCCCC

he is drawing fouls these first two games on a harden level

lol at plumlee going after DAJ and the scared kids aw

telling that in crunch time in a close game in the 4th, pau is on the bench and dedmon is in.

uh you guys kawhi is really motherfucking good

kawhi's boring introvert ass being a superstar is the coolest thing

didn't expect blaze and clip to be chippy as hell this early in the season

clips want to make a statement after getting eliminated last year. blazers want to protect their house.

Dubs lost at home and it's not even April!

uh you guys kawhi is really motherfucking good

― k3vin k., Friday, October 28, 2016 1:09 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kawhi's boring introvert ass being a superstar is the coolest thing

― k3vin k., Friday, October 28, 2016 1:09 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea it is pretty cool

the ease with which he fits into spurs superstars' culture/lineage is pretty neat too

a bunch of boring introvert stars that are amazing at basketball

"That dude's good man. He's (bleeping) good.... He's good. He's really good."

- Demarcus Cousins

hes talking, obviously, about kawhi

saw an interview w russ and he seemed very at peace, think he hated kd, is happy hes gone

i think they were just work bros

already love deandre bembry; he barely played, just a few minutes in garbage time w/ the wiz bench of 'who is this white guy' were in, but he was standing up the whole game, just barking at the players when the ball was on that end of the court, you could tell dude was very happy to be in the nba, at his first game, and him and dennis and kent were clearly already bros. gucci mane was there.

― balls, Thursday, October 27, 2016 8:51 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bembry was my favorite college player last year.

kawhi is m/l the extension of timmy

kawhi duncanson

15 overall pick acquired for george hill, crazy

this was so weird last night
https://twitter.com/BenGolliver/status/791877254452170752

was that call like 8 seconds late or...? so bizarre with 1 second left

she's really bad :(

yea the call was super late

Kevin Garnett joins Turner Sports as analyst for NBA on TNT

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2016/10/28/kevin-garnett-nba-tnt-turner-shaq-kenny-ernie-barkley/92881602/

can KG save Inside the NBA??

http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/thinking-face.png

IF THEY REPLACE SHAQ W HIM sry acidental caps lock

i don't even know if he's good but he'd be better than shaq obv

chuck hasn't watched a game since shaq came on board and now he's just a hot-take artist

isn't chuck getting a special or regular show on TNT abt race? that's sure to be something avoidable.

ugh, did not really see kg going the tv route

he shd just yell motivational non sequiturs

this is a neat little story about the celtics strength coach making up playground games to keep warmups interesting http://www.espn.com/blog/boston/celtics/post/_/id/4724268/how-do-celtics-prepare-for-practice-playground-games-bring-fun-focus

russ with the totally normal line of 51-13-10

he took 44 shots in 45 minutes!

the thunder barely beating the sixers and then needing a 51 point triple double from russ to the beat the suns seems..... not good

the warriors are actually not playing defense at the moment

can we have a season where russ and brow both score 50 points every game please

According to the Thunder, it was the first 50-point triple-double since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar had one in 1975.

the magic might get that GM fired

ibaka managed to be -25 in 19 mins tonight

oladipo isn't that great but you'd think they could have gotten a better trade

Ibakas been bad for a few years now

In other news. David west is garbage (has been for years obv). Zaza is garbage his skill set is not what they need. Looney looked nice.

Dubs trying to throw this game

david west shouldn't play until april basically