lavar ball is donald trump

accurate

i am glad we have a thread where i can log on and say fuck lavar ball, the trash guy who sucks

lmao hes really trying to sell 3 for $10 style garments for $500

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DA7T_bLXYAIH_cZ.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DA7UAZ8XcAERT5x.jpg

like?? a shirt with a cutting catchphrase on it ppl will be wanting this shit

my latest theory is that lavar has concluded that the best way to make money out of his kids is to raise his media profile as high as possible and hope lightning strikes. he's correct to think that being a boastful, trash-talking, loud-mouthed quote machine will get him notoriety in the sports media, but he's still a long way from figuring out how he can personally cash in on that.

i find the way these aau videos are shot and edited to be soothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94BJh-WDf6M

I sometimes wonder who the first already in the NBA guy to sign with BBB could be, if we lived in a fantasy where that could happen. Javale? JR?

This dude LaMelo Ball has to be the worst person imaginable to play with pic.twitter.com/QGsUPLha6w

— NBA All Access (@nballaccess) May 28, 2017

every single second of that is actually worse than anything i could imagine

ive watched a bunch lamelo ball clips and its weird hes totally affectless like when the guy pushes him in that tweet and he just turns and walks away like he didnt even notice, he scored 90 in a game and didnt celebrate once

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/report-lavar-ball-turned-10-million-shoe-contracts-son-lonzo-183900817.html

LaVar originally sought a 10-year, $10 billion shoe deal

lol wuuuut

nbd just a billi a year easy

LaVar Ball pulled Big Ballers off court in AAU playoffs

In a game they were winning 👀

🎥: https://t.co/fk3WKCIIPJ pic.twitter.com/isac56iagx

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 23, 2017

Y'all. I can't stop watching. pic.twitter.com/7y7saZDgxm

— victoria (@CountOnVic) July 23, 2017

http://deadspin.com/lavar-ball-throws-hissy-fit-gets-female-referee-replac-1797339573

jeez that last clip.... ugh what a dingbat

you misspelled "dickhead"

it sucks how in the world entertaining loons always turn out to be terrible psychos

yeah i mean mission accomplished apparently there were 45,000 people at the ZIon vs Lamelo game last week.

if only we had a good case study covering the potential long-term dangers of elevating terrible people into positions of pop culture authority

haaaaa

lmao

from now on I vow to ignore any and all """news""" items about this fuckhead. life is too short and yeah it's not good to give these types any attention.

i kind of feel sad for anyone out there now coming around to the fact that this guy is trash, it must be nice to think the best of people

Ha. I guess I didn't really come around til his cowherd appearance.

i like to give weird ppl on the tv the benefit of the doubt

I played football and baseball, sorry, but said to be the best bball player in N.Y. State-ask coach Ted Dobias-said best he ever coached.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 3, 2013

hahahahaha

lmao

another one for the file http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/20520784/high-school-junior-lamelo-ball-now-signature-shoe-395

was listening to incarcerated scarfaces in the car today and "guess who's the black trump" made me think of this thread :/

lmao

So many trump name drops in hip hop history.

so lamelo is technically ineligible to play college ball now right?

article says if hes not getting paid its ok

Did lavar ball really say something about nas that was not of the highest respects concerning hip hop? You have been warned #cursed - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) September 2, 2017

*it was lonzo

well

Now that the three basketball players are out of China and saved from years in jail, LaVar Ball, the father of LiAngelo, is unaccepting of what I did for his son and that shoplifting is no big deal. I should have left them in jail!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 19, 2017

its happening

2017 really is the best

neither can live while the other survives

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/deathbattlefanon/images/a/af/Gyaos_Gif.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20150826010049

Steve Kerr on the Trump, LaVar stuff: "Two people seeking attention...It'd be nice if you stopped covering both of them." pic.twitter.com/qwfL7I8sFr

— Anthony Slater (@anthonyVslater) November 19, 2017

wow steve if u dont like drama maybe log off

love woj's new advice column

@wojespn
LiAngelo Ball will struggle to find a serious job playing pro ball, including the G-League. ESPN’s Mike_Schmitz projected him in HS as a small-ball stretch 4-man at the mid-major college level. Would make sense for him to find a scholarship at lower level and stay in school.

yeah ucla just took him on as part of a ball bro package deal and dropped him the second they cld, if he was a valuable player they wldve suspended him a few games then called it a day

lol https://sports.yahoo.com/report-lakers-now-enforcing-called-lavar-ball-rule-restrict-media-access-162956864.html

LaVar Ball spoke to @tailopez on his YouTube channel about how to fix the Lakers' losing. Second photo is the most interesting. (And here's the video: https://t.co/q2G9LOjuBW): pic.twitter.com/pF8AY7fHj5

— Jovan Buha (@jovanbuha) December 10, 2017

i agree that lavar should be the coach of the lakers

its the right thing

lonbro jame

Why doesn’t Lavar speak into existence a better shot for Lonzo?

think Lonzo ever gonna grow a pair and tell dad to stfu?

not too likely from what I can see. imagine growing up browbeaten every day, and being told that all your success is due to your dad riding you like a saddle horse.

this is an actual good point

LaVar Ball on LeBron's role with the Lakers:

"If nobody follows, you're not leading; you're just out there" pic.twitter.com/t6Kvl7QvLc

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) February 7, 2019

Bron: Follow my lead to win a championship.

Lakers: Uh. Say wha'?

more like follow my lead while my agency backchannels to trade your asses.

yup

apparently lonzo and his brothers have all unfollowed bbb and lonzo will shortly be signing with nike

woe

I still believe in bbb

one of my Ss is very into bbb and the balls

I would love to find a BBB shirt for cheap so I could wear it as a joke in the future

the future is now

Lonzo Ball covers up Big Baller Brand tattoo (with some dice) https://t.co/NbgKMN4IGm

— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) March 27, 2019

lavar may be donald, but maybe the ball boys aren't the trump kids

wait until lavar goes after Obamacare. then the analogy will be complete.

gonna get ugly

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/26428048/lakers-ball-files-suit-bbb-co-founder

he seemed like such an easy guy to work with

One of the headaches and near-debacles of the final stretch of Johnson’s tenure came in late February. In what could have been a catastrophe, the Lakers needed to prevent point guard Lonzo Ball from undergoing a potential unauthorized surgery on his left ankle that was planned by estranged former business partner Alan Foster and with LaVar Ball’s knowledge, multiple team and league sources told The Athletic.

Lonzo Ball traveled to Ohio in late February to potentially go through with a procedure on his injured ankle, pushed by Foster, a source familiar with the situation told The Athletic. The family had experience with the doctor who would perform the procedure as he had also operated on LiAngelo Ball, the source said.

The Lakers found out about Ball’s situation when Lonzo Ball called General Manager Rob Pelinka, and the organization informed him that they would not allow it and could void his contract, sources said. This could have been a disastrous moment for the Lakers, with a core player potentially undergoing a procedure that could have blindsided the organization. But Johnson and Lakers General Manager Rob Pelinka communicated with those around Lonzo, working with his then-agent Harrison Gaines to squash the procedure and bring him back to Los Angeles, sources around the team with knowledge of the situation said. Gaines declined to comment when reached by phone.

per shams in athletic

wtffffffff

lavar should coach the team, couldn't be much worse in the standings and i would watch every game

otm

Lonzo has permanently covered his BBB tattoo 🎲 (via @RockRollG) pic.twitter.com/mtFBuaBJAt

— NBA on ESPN (@ESPNNBA) March 27, 2019

done by someone who had heard of dice but had never actually seen them.

lol

someone who never took a basic drawing class on any level to learn the fundamentals of perspective

It’s true dice look like dominoes left out in the sun too long

for having a "tough" image, 99% tattoos are hella corny/lame huh

yeah its very rare that i see a tat that i like

i like bad tats i feel like its the culture, some bad dice thats cool, a very beautiful well thought out tattoo is just nerd stuff

I’m generally ok with tats I guess but leg tats weird me out

i like bad tats i feel like its the culture, some bad dice thats cool, a very beautiful well thought out tattoo is just nerd stuff

― lag∞n, Friday, April 19, 2019 11:40 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really just depends i guess idk bad tats can be fine.

bad tats are bad imo

a bad tat is like an ugly couch sitting in the middle of your living room for the rest of your life. the best you can manage is to throw a bedspread over it, but you'll always feel the bad springs and saggy cushions.

hes back

"I don't know what they're gonna do, but I hope he gets traded. I don't like watching him play lie he plays... He can't stand New Orleans, come on man."

LaVar Ball when asked about Lonzo Ball and the NBA trade deadline 👀 pic.twitter.com/OYR6R2NCw0

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) March 18, 2021

i really didn't need an at&t commercial starring him