;_;
― a short guy with a lot of power (Clay), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
lol we thought lbj hit that last three, literally jumped out of our seats
― i am rubber, t u.r.koglu (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link
they would've had to impeach obama if he had made that
― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Magic's threes were just ridiculous. You simply can't defend against that. Fucking shit. I can't fucking believe the Cavs are gonna lose this series. I want to cry now.
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link
we will win three straight.
*trying to act confident*
― moullet, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Is it just me or is big Z absolutely fucking useless?
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link
i think i picked the cavs in like 5 or 6 before the series, but now i cant understand why. orlando creates so many matchup problems and the cavs have exactly one (1) player who isn't completely worthless
― i am rubber, t u.r.koglu (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I will now gouge out both of my eyeballs with a rusty spoon. Goodnight all.
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link
does anybody in the league matchup well with orlando? they're just put together so oddly, such a weird hodgepodge of players.
― a short guy with a lot of power (Clay), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link
it really reminds me of the mavs-warriors series where you look at it like "wow this is just a horrible horrible match up for the favorite" - i mean the magic look invincible right now but they almost lost the series to the sixers and it makes sense if you think about it - the sixers if anything are super atheltic with thaddeus young, igoudala, donyell marshall, willie green etc
― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link
it's cuz they're put together by disney xp
― collardio gelatinous, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link
well the nuggets def would - birdman would be huge in that series cuz he could conceivably match up with turkoglu and/or lewis on pick and rolls - and they have good athleticism with jr, melo and dahntay jones
― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link
nene/martin would be a good combo to throw at super dwight as well
― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link
it really reminds me of the mavs-warriors series
this is otm. don't think the magic would have a chance in hell against either la or denver.
― a short guy with a lot of power (Clay), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
the "matchup problem" boils down to dwight howard imo
― collardio gelatinous, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
nah it's really the turkoglu/pietrus/lewis combo - dwight had some huge games in the sixers series and the magic lost both
― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link
regular season might not count for much but orlando handed the lakers a couple of loses. i'd rather see cleveland
― carne asada, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah there aren't a lot of guys in the league who have the combo of speed, size and shooting ability of turkoglu and lewis. to have two of those guys on the floor at the same time presumably drives opposing defenses a little wacky.
― a short guy with a lot of power (Clay), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link
― moullet, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
O_O
orlando was 17-38 from 3
― i am rubber, t u.r.koglu (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link
if i stop doubting orlando they'll blow it, never mind.
― ~'-.,,.-'~'-. .-'~'-.,,.-'~ (tremendoid), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 07:24 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i hadn't read that dwyer piece on doin work before i commented upthread, hope no one thought i was dignifying it. have you heard --- simmons and hollinger give kobe thumbs down! sheeeeeeit
― ~'-.,,.-'~'-. .-'~'-.,,.-'~ (tremendoid), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 07:29 (fifteen years ago) link
I think Cleveland is now officially in really big trouble.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Nuggets in 6Orlando in 7
:)
― Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 9:46 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark
Guess I was being pessimistic about the Magic
(Though by posting this I've probably jinxed them)
― Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah don't get all Tracy McGrady now. Orlando's blown a few of these things ya know.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link
BTW I will totally eat crow now cuz Ben Wallace and Szerbiak (amongst others) are completely freakin' useless. Cleveland would be so better off with Antawn Jamison right now it's not even funny. They should have taken the payroll hit and pulled the trigger, team chem be damned.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link
the cavs need more bodies to throw at howard. z can't guard him. for some reason joe smith only played 4 minutes. varejao does his best but he's just one guy. too bad j.j. hickson is hurt--he's at least big and young.
― Is because I think a lot of the music you like is flowery? (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Cleveland would be so better off with Antawn Jamison right now it's not even funny.
Maybe, but who guards Howard?
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link
More importantly, who will score points when Lebron is off his game
― Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
But more bodies isn't really the problem. I mean it's not like any of them can guard him one-on-one and once they collapse on him Orlando is just killing them from the wings. Maybe another dude to match up with Turk or Lewis who wasn't a waste of space offensively.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Er wait, I guess that's the point of getting Jamison, doh
I mean you can't guard Howard. The only lucky thing for the rest of the league is that Howard hasn't yet figured out how to have a more complete offensive game. Once that happens dude could end up being pretty close to O'Neal good for the next ten or so years.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Howard picked up his 6th technical, 1 more and he's suspended for a game. David Stern conspiracy theory: T him up next game, Cavs win, Howard suspended for Game 6, Cavs win, setting up a Game 7 in Cleveland. Bring back Donaghy to make sure it happens
― Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
i think you can make some headway against howard with the right guys. philly had tons of young big guys to throw at him. perk did an admirable job. this is a problem unique to cleveland--Z is useless on both ends of the floor right now and has no chance of stopping howard, and wallace isn't much better. bringing help plays right into orlando's hands, so you have to have somebody, anybody, who can hang with him one on one more than half the time.
― Is because I think a lot of the music you like is flowery? (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
My palms kinda get sweaty when I think about what Dwight could be with Hakeem as his personal coach, instead of that sweaty paper bag of a man Ewing
xp
― Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
xxp Howard really needs to learn to shut the fuck up btw.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
"i think you can make some headway against howard with the right guys."
Cleveland doesn't have those guys.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
alex it helps when you read the rest of the post--we agree on this point :)
― Is because I think a lot of the music you like is flowery? (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I know, I know. I'm just saying that's why it doesn't matter if you play Joe Smith more on the defensive end cuz Joe Smith is not going to do any better than these other guys (well maybe than Wallace who looks just plain awful.)
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah i mean joe smith just for the sake of getting a fresh body in there maybe.....who is darnell jackson? is he good for anything? the fatal flaw i didn't see in cleveland's front line is that it's made up of old motherfuckers who are too slow to guard howard.
― Is because I think a lot of the music you like is flowery? (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm thinking Lakers in 6. Or 7. I don't think the Nuggz can pull 2 out of 3.
Magic in 6, and I believe this will be the final motivation for LeBron to assume his highest power level, and just DECIMATE the league like no other next year. I predict he avgs 33+ next year.
― Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link
league rescinded that sixth tech on howard
― a short guy with a lot of power (Clay), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
it's just so they can give him a double tech next game. conspiracies!
― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link
note to jvg: never ever stop making birdman jokes
― paedo turkoglu (hmmmm), Thursday, 28 May 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
nuggets in self-destructive mode, after being on the verge of a double digit lead
― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link
that said, the lakers D is starting to suffocate denver
― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link
It is hard to not get excited when Odom has 11 boards.
Oh, and I love Shannon Brown.
― Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
LA on a roll
― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
the 6th on nene was BS
― moullet, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link
lmao at fisher's shot
― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:41 (fifteen years ago) link