Zach Collins \m/666(6 blocks is cool)
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Friday, 19 October 2018 07:28 (five years ago) link
Vooch 27-13-12-2
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Sunday, 21 October 2018 02:41 (five years ago) link
JOKIC11/11 fg 10/11 ft 3/3 tp 35-12-11-4-1 0 turnovers31 minutes
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Sunday, 21 October 2018 03:41 (five years ago) link
unreal
― Clay, Sunday, 21 October 2018 04:01 (five years ago) link
thats gotta be one of the alltime stat games
― lag∞n, Sunday, 21 October 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link
shdve hit that ft tho
by game score at least, tied for the 50th best game ever
― k3vin k., Sunday, 21 October 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link
and if you restrict to triple-doubles, the 6th highest ever
― k3vin k., Sunday, 21 October 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link
all records set against the suns should be asterisked imo
― micah, Sunday, 21 October 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link
Nah. That's why teams like Suns and Kings exist.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 21 October 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link
trae young 35-11 in his 3rd nba game
― lag∞n, Monday, 22 October 2018 03:25 (five years ago) link
if curry stays healthy he's gonna make a run at brow for mvp
Per @EliasSports, Stephen Curry's 22 three-pointers through the first four games of the season are a new NBA record for most threes through the first four games. Curry set the previous mark of 21 in 2015-16.— Warriors PR (@WarriorsPR) October 23, 2018
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link
50-14-6 on 20/35, 5/10 from deep, game-winning And-One with 1.8 left in OT, just one turnover. Played smart and solid defense all game. What a night for Blake Griffin.— Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) October 24, 2018
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:11 (five years ago) link
steph 51 in 32 minutes
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqVA_1BUwAAnSeh.jpg
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Thursday, 25 October 2018 05:34 (five years ago) link
The Warriors went from 322.7 passes per game last year (ranked 4th) to 288.9 this year, ranking 18th. That’s almost 34 passes less, and their pace has increased by almost 3 poss per game too.— BBALLBREAKDOWN (@bballbreakdown) October 29, 2018
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link
curry and kd out their just taking turns heat checking, it's kind of incredible to watch. but maybe this is why klay is out of sync? but tbf i feel like klay starts every season shooting like 6/50 from three.
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 29 October 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link
klay needs passes def
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link
curry and kd out their just taking turns heat checking
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, October 29, 2018 1:40 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post
sounds like a portent for the end of a dynasty
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link
oh i def believe this is the last year of the kd era dubs. those two are having a ton of fun playing together right now tho
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 29 October 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link
i think theres a good chance they dont win the chip this year
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link
not sure who can take 4 out of 7 from them (assuming healthy)
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link
the celtics
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link
i mean lets not all pretend that we didnt see the rockies shut down the dubs offense for 3 straight games last spring LETS NOT ALL PRETEND
*rockets
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link
correct, 3 games.
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link
the rockets arent even an exceptionally defensively talented team EVEN
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link
having 3 guys who are transcendent scorers and then like no one else is naturally just going to leave you open to some scheming, its unbalanced, unharmonious
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link
they were last year
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link
kd with one foot out the door..... i mean
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link
he's not playing like he's got one foot out the door. not even close. ya boy kyrie tho...
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:12 (five years ago) link
man the playoffs are literally many months away
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
exactly
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link
dubs shd trade kd for role players
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
lol
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
kd for harrison barnes straight up
who says no
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link
harrison barnes
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:41 (five years ago) link
harrison barne
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link
trade kd / let steph shine
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link
i want a team of five stephs personally
― Clay, Monday, 29 October 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link
five stephs v five russes
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
only one of the five russes would survive bc they would battle to the death before the game even began
― Clay, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link
tru
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link
Klay in 27 minutes
52 pointsnba record 14 threes
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 03:53 (five years ago) link
Doncic 31-8-4-1-1
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 03:54 (five years ago) link
doncic has been putting up numbers right away
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 03:54 (five years ago) link
the rookie class looks solid.
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 03:58 (five years ago) link
yup
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 03:59 (five years ago) link
best rookie class since...
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 04:09 (five years ago) link
last year was pretty sick tbh
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 04:11 (five years ago) link
These are the Washington Wizards' top scorers over the years: pic.twitter.com/cj97oBkrcT— Alex Kennedy (@AlexKennedyNBA) July 21, 2019
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 July 2019 23:37 (four years ago) link
belongs in basketblolz
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link
cant tell whats funnier, the decade of immobility or the neural network-esque names in the 70s
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:45 (four years ago) link
john wall doing a leroy jenkins there at the end
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link
The Dallas Mavericks one is inspiring
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link
the juxtaposition of the graph freezing for like 12 years with the dramatic John Carpenter movie soundtrack music is what killed me
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link
I for one have never heard of Kevin Loughery and Phil Chenier
― Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 03:11 (four years ago) link
Chenier has called wiz games for a really long time. Loughery I only remember as a coach
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link
The percentage of NBA history that features either Robert Parish or Vince Carter is just staggering, and it's only going to grow as Vinsanity sticks around for a record-setting 22nd year. pic.twitter.com/nutUrhzPa9— Adam Fromal (@fromal09) August 5, 2019
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 August 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
its cool cos vince carter is exactly the type of player that everyone figured would have a short career and whos game would fall off a cliff as soon as the athleticism was gone. plus he was always injured and seemed like a baby tbf. old vince has atoned for all of young vinces nba shortcomings.
― big city slam (Spottie), Monday, 5 August 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link
yeah for a while everyone hated him
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 August 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link
vince loves to hoop. i always wonder about off-court contributions for guys who play a really long time. i haven't read much about vince lately, but i assume old vince is probably easy to get along with, helpful to the young guys, etc. or he wouldn't have stuck around so long.
― circles, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 01:51 (four years ago) link
I mostly assume Portland signed pau to have a chill older dude with a locker next to whiteside’s
― Clay, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 02:35 (four years ago) link
John Collins was on the Lowe pod and he was saying Vince is a great vet
― big city slam (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
there's no reason for the hawks to have him back this year if he was anything else
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link
the lines are converging
Here's which statistics have been disproportionally "tall" or "short" by season.Blocks #1 and fallingAssists in last place and rising pic.twitter.com/PG4m51qgtp— Nathan Walker (@bbstats) August 9, 2019
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 August 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link
that’s really cool research, ballers def more well rounded these days
― k3vin k., Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link
Worst NBA teams by record over the last 20 seasons:Bulls: 745-879 (.459)Kings: 743-881 (.458)Sixers: 741-883 (.456)Grizzlies: 736-888 (.453)Hawks: 725-899 (.446)Nets: 705-919 (.434)Timberwolves: 699-925 (.430)Wizards: 690-934 (.425)Knicks: 672-952 (.414)— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) August 13, 2019
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
Hawks have got to be the only ones with a 60 win season in the same period
― Heez, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link
kings surely did during that early 00's run
― Clay, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 00:42 (four years ago) link
the knicks thing is really just sad. dolan really is the worst.
― big city slam (Spottie), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 00:43 (four years ago) link
you're not kidding.https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-07-26/is-the-knicks-james-dolan-the-worst-owner-in-professional-sports
Checketts had hired Abraham, and once Checketts left there was no buffer between himself and Dolan. The relationship, Abraham says, was cordial: “He owned the company, so I had respect for that.” Once, during a disagreement, Abraham tried to make a point. He told his boss to imagine that the two of them were in a car that Dolan owned. “‘ I want to make a left turn, you want to make a right turn,’ ” he recalls saying. “‘It’s your car. We know we’re going to make a right turn. All I’m asking is for you to explain to me why you want to make a right turn so I understand your thinking.’ ” Dolan, he recalls, said nothing. “He looked at me as if I was speaking Martian. He absolutely could not fathom what I was trying to ask him. And I think people like that, they can’t see how to build an organization or how to build a spirit in an organization. They just don’t have the acumen and the perspective to do it.”
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link
🐦[The percentage of NBA history that features either Robert Parish or Vince Carter is just staggering, and it’s only going to grow as Vinsanity sticks around for a record-setting 22nd year. pic.twitter.com/nutUrhzPa9🕸— Adam Fromal (@fromal09) August 5, 2019🕸]🐦
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 August 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link
marcus is smart
Marcus Smart creates some serious gravity on the court.He was in the 86th %ile from 3 this past year in gravity.For all gravity data: https://t.co/WVZyBacKzT pic.twitter.com/O5mL9TL2iY— BBall Index (@The_BBall_Index) August 16, 2019
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 August 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECsK6tJWwAATrCh?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link
lmaooooooo at data fascist morey, tho im mad that they put wob on the fascist side
― Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Saturday, 24 August 2019 02:14 (four years ago) link
lmfao
― k3vin k., Saturday, 24 August 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
Kevin Mchale’s wife bottom right
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 August 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EErQTXoU4AAn8W0?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link
Ha. I was shocked when I saw the gym in that Netlix doc on Chinle Tigers. All of the towns on the rez are relatively small, and Chinle isn't even the biggest one! And obv the entire rez is far from wealthy.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
Disappointed in Kansas
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 September 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link
Harden, the outlier https://t.co/qcQxYXQxgY pic.twitter.com/9IIieOMUkc— Kirk Goldsberry (@kirkgoldsberry) October 3, 2019
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link
dont really "agree with their methodology" but these rankings are pretty fun https://nbamath.com/crystalbasketball-team-by-team-grades-for-2019-20
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
hornets best player grades out as a low end starter, yikes!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
nuggets have 8 starting quality players, but only one of allstar quality (the famous joker)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link
Maybe we need a new NBA STATS thread for the upcoming thrill-packed 2019-2020 season.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
it is a whole new nba season full of thrills and chills
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link
Who the fuck wants to look at graphs while having a hoop convo?— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) October 15, 2019
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link
ha i love that hes having a full on convo with matt
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link
kd needs to be a broadcaster someday
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
KD needs a hobby as an outlet for his excess of energy and attention. Maybe making fine furniture from exotic woods.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
he has the same hobby as us, just wants to burn his extra time online
Twitter is better than goin to da club...— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) May 9, 2010
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
he shd learn to c0de
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
matt's always had this agreement with randos about KD basically not having to worry about analytics cos he just shoots 50/40 without thinking about it so its funny to see him be able to make that point to the man himself. kd is a unicorn and it went about how i imagined it would go.
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
its great to see nba stars posting.
― hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link
nu stats thread 2019/2020 = NBA > STATS
― lag∞n, Sunday, 20 October 2019 02:35 (four years ago) link