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Slim Charles: "If it's a lie, then we fart on that lie."

https://x.com/John_Karalis/status/1791661427628904577

1/12/10: Celtics head coach Doc Rivers is ejected with 6:17 to play in the third quarter. Associate Head Coach Tom Thibodeau takes over and doesn't make a substitution for the rest of the game.

Just in case you guys wanted to know where it all started: https://t.co/MjNgZCvOha

— John Karalis 🇬🇷🇺🇦 (@John_Karalis) May 18, 2024

Sarr, who weighed in at 224 pounds at the combine, has a skinny frame. That takes us to Gobert’s one big piece of advice.

“Embrace the moment … and work on your body. Obviously the skill is really important, but as a 7-footer in in this league, the body is the key, and then the skill.”

https://bringyaass.com/

youve just made a playoff game sealing steal and now its flavor time

Member when we all used to wear our clothes backwards,??? Imma bring back that trend with JRUE HOLIDAYS GAME WORN JERSEY.!!! 🔥🔥🔥🍀🍀🍀@Jrue_Holiday11 @celtics pic.twitter.com/G4DCnILZ7i

— FLAVOR FLAV (@FlavorFlav) May 26, 2024

This Luka and Kyrie https://t.co/XszeBLHBbl

— Zaza Man (@Zazamyodor) May 25, 2024

omg

goddamn hats of to KD, he's a real (internet damaged) one (this was today)

https://i.postimg.cc/tCVmpGj7/Screen-Shot-2024-05-29-at-4-03-10-PM.png

And just like that, HE’S BACK bruh! @Eminem Houdini is too good! 🫡🔥🔥🔥

— LeBron James (@KingJames) May 31, 2024

basic Bron

Kevin Durant. 😂😂

(via 2swiftttt/TT, h/t @ClutchPoints)

pic.twitter.com/vJBZkGxe8r

— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) June 3, 2024

LMFAO pic.twitter.com/Y9r2erjmE2

— MFFL (@Mavs_FFL) June 5, 2024

We were not expecting to see Dirk Nowitzki rap on The Big Podcast 🤣🎤

Ep. 23 is live now on YouTube here: https://t.co/uzUFJCiNTu

Watch the UNCENSORED & AD-FREE version by subscribing to our Passes account here: https://t.co/mRBBO9802y pic.twitter.com/4vPXbrTa4y

— The Big Podcast (@bigpodwithshaq) June 7, 2024

haa

I'm sure this isn't surprising but it's nice to hear a player say it:

Over three playoff matchups with the Thunder in the 2010s, Allen tried to use Russell Westbrook’s and Kevin Durant’s habits against them. “Westbrook was so predictable,” Allen says. “When the play was for somebody else, he wouldn’t give it his all. When the play was for him, you could tell, he was going 100 miles per hour on the cut, he going 100 miles per hour and pushing the ball.”

Tony Allen appeared in 112 NBA playoff games, and he made a point of politicking the officials before every one of them. “I used to always walk up to the referees and introduce myself, and let them know, ‘How you doing? I’m Tony Allen, Mr. first-team All-Defense, a.k.a. the Grind Father.’”

xp i watched a highlight package of the 4th q/OT of the spurs-thunder 2014 wcf and its amazing how much of the game swung on westbrook's poor decision making as a ballhandler, not even looking for kd, settling for heroball shots early in the shot clock, just wastes of possessions

worst clutch player of all time

James Harden’s gf caught the bouquet at the wedding.

Peep his reaction 😭 (h/t lyfeofthelitty/TT) pic.twitter.com/6FsV9d7f8r

— Overtime (@overtime) June 9, 2024

That looks staged. Tell me that's staged, lol.

harden mightve just been gooffin off

yeah harden's being intentionally funny here, he's not actually a sitcom character lol

https://t.co/RnaxVpqCdV pic.twitter.com/hqokXmBKO4

— Adonis Q. Einstein (@AdonisQEinstein) June 12, 2024

lol

love it

haa

Heat fans ain’t cry this much since castro banned slavery https://t.co/z69NXW6z68

— reuben (@xanadusoul) June 13, 2024

aaaah

lmao

petty o'clock pic.twitter.com/Ns3gkr6MVE

— Celtics on NBC Sports Boston (@NBCSCeltics) June 13, 2024

Steve Nash is only fired up because Dirk elbowed him in the chest 😂 pic.twitter.com/ACVS90Ne80

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) June 13, 2024

Once again thinking about the time Phil Jackson made Shaq read Aristotle so he could internalize the idea that “success is a habit” and improve his free throw but Shaq just started calling himself “Big Aristotle” and had the worst free throw season of his career

— Gay Women’s Cigarette Jousting Titleholder (@Elf_Chaser) June 18, 2024

gave him the old "shut up, nerd"

Pairs nicely with famous anecdote in which reporter asked Shaq if he had visited the Parthenon while in Greece for Olympics and Shaq answered “I can’t remember the names of all the clubs we went to”

rwb is having fun this offseason

I love this video lol pic.twitter.com/tnUCN5gbNX

— CEO👑 (@CleoElisse) June 20, 2024

kendrick getting nba players up there just to stick it to drake a little bit more lol

im honestly in disbelief that lebron didnt get up there. maybe a little too much gang affiliation for his brand?

westbrook and derozen are from LA, harden was there and hes from LA but didnt get invited on stage, kendrick knows whats up

you could see kendrick asking for specific people to be brought up, russ and demar were two of the first, def fucking with drake lol