All-Star Weekend 2013 - To defend or not to defend; that is the question.

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itt ILH takes a break from the relentless demands of the regular NBA season to consider the meaningless, inconsequential delights of all star weekend.

Aimless, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

so anybody planning on watching this nonsense?

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

wtf is this shooting stars thing

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

they do it every year with the express purpose of embarrassing themselves.

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

I'm gonna watch everything the morning after

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

shooting stars is kinda fun... they should just eliminate everything but the halfcourt shot. i'd watch a halfcourt shot competition.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

so what's at stake b/w east and west in the new format this year?

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

oh man poor muggsey :(

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/steve-francis-all-star-weekend/

:(((((

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

what in the world

J0rdan S., Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

feel so bad for the franchise. wish I could imbue him with some of my life force

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

franchise o_O

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if there's been a mistake or something

J0rdan S., Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

no i've seen a bunch of those pics on twitter :(

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think bosh ever tried a half court shot before tonight

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

shouldnt like z-ro be performing instead of these dudes

johnny crunch, Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

go bonner

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://thebrojourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/matt-bonner-sandwich.jpeg?w=300

considering his reward

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

kyrie omg

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

the hell is lebron wearing

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

james whites dunk was p sick

johnny crunch, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

let's go faried

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

so weird for me to see white in the dunk contest. remember downloading .avi's of his dunks b4 YouTube

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

you should get 2 tries and that's it imo

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

might as well get that Canadian dude henri bekkering in too

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

worst dunk contest in awhile which is saying something

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

worst all-star saturday, period

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

melos sunglasses

johnny crunch, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i just feel like i've seen every iteration of this a zillion times, it's all so worn out. xp

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

feel like you should have at least tried your dunk once before going for it on tv

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

wow that final round just buried the dunk contest forever rip

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

good news is green is definitely the leading scorer after that debacle

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k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

oh god there's actually more of this

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

yooo, ok faried

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

whoa bledsoe

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ painting reveal

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

i heard u liked dunking over pictures of yourself dunking

johnny crunch, Sunday, 17 February 2013 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

dunk finals have been good. Shame it took so long to get to this point.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

painting dunk was awesome I thought

J0rdan S., Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

mine too. Not technically the best/hardest, but easily the most creative.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

http://instagram.com/p/V0WNIXC1yF/

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

hah!

Clay, Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

Should've unveiled the painting of yourself dunking while dunking.

Margaret Vegemite Sanger (Leee), Sunday, 17 February 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

wooooow matt bonner's form is ugly ;(

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

wow gerald's first dunk

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

is the stitching different on nba game balls now?

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

bledsoe's #2 was nice

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

lmao this painting dunk

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

omg terrence

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

haha terrence on #teamdrake

乒乓, Sunday, 17 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

Ne yo sounded so bad, so did fall out boy last night. The production is atrocious. I wonder if it sounds as bad live.

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 18 February 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

i think his stand up is pretty good. not amazing, but hilarious at times. award show/tv appearances really do not do him any favors tho.

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

I've seen one of his stand up special but I didn't find him funny. I'm utterly mystified by what becomes popular these days; like Sigur Ros sells out arenas? really?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

Hart feels really shoehorned into all-star weekend, like even he doesn't buy it

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

sigur ros sells out arenas?

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

how long can halftime possibly be

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i can't really handle hart's schtick

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

did anybody tell alfred about alicia keys tonight? feel like his hate has finally been justified

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

sigur ros sells scented candles

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

Sigur Ros played the home of the Mavs last fall. Muse is playing in a month or two. Both seem weird.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2183173/noddin.gif

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

GREAT GIF!

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 18 February 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2183197/KEYSLOL.gif

EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

too bad wade used his made 3 in the month of feb in the all star game

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

this #connectingflights commercial can get fucked

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

like i don't care if it's some kind of lame parody, it's too close to everything i hate about everything, and the non sequitor punchline is just too dumb.

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

#ClaysCommercialThoughts

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

would tweet

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

god dammit, dwight

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

btw lebron just shot a lefty 3 and made it

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ z-bo matadoring noah

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

don't we have a valuable new poster who told us about the thriving sigur ros message board community?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

Z-Bo is 100% old school so of course he doesn't play D in all-star games

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

wade with 21 on 10-12 shooting. starters really getting a lot of minutes.

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

what was that dwight interview

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 18 February 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link

dwight once again trying to convince the public that he has a likable personality

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

congrats to pop on playing duncan for a whole 8 minutes.

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

lol was that Trinidad Lebron James behind LBJ on the bench?

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, quietly sipping a soda

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

lebron ballhoggin like a mofo

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

KD really smashes hard, dont he.

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

reggie needs to die

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

chris motherfuckin paul

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

I like these jerseys btw and reaaaally liked those badass jackets they were wearing pregame.

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

Bean block party on LBJ

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

well the lakers fans will always have this

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

if only kobe defended like this in games that count xp

Clay, Monday, 18 February 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

J0rdan - if you kill Reggie I will give you whatever alibi you want.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 February 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 18 February 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

is cp3 son on court ???

moullet, Monday, 18 February 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

fuck tv frames

moullet, Monday, 18 February 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

“In those situations (all star games) you don’t have to worry about zone coverages or double-teams,” Bryant says.

ha. kobe "competes"

moullet, Monday, 18 February 2013 05:02 (eleven years ago) link

catching up on the game... wth is alicia wearing

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

I get that it's made of leather but why does it have pockets

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

yo cwebbs suit looks nice

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

also kevin hart was great idg the bellyachin

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

basically put this on mute this morning bc i cant handle reggie spitballing for three hours

seriously, who would have a problem with just marv and steve kerr, they're great

tskitishvili-leve bad (agent hibachi), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

semi serious question, has anyone gotten more mileage out of rewriting the same song endlessly than alicia keys?

also i read the hunger games too and didn't have to write a terrible song about it

tskitishvili-leve bad (agent hibachi), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

people should be banned from complaining about lip synching during live performances, then we wouldnt have gotten that alicia keys hotdogmobile yesterday

乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

ha

"no one" is still pretty boss tho

tskitishvili-leve bad (agent hibachi), Monday, 18 February 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link


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