dirk checks it out for him, makes sure its safe in there
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:05 (nine years ago) link
peaks around the corner does dirk seem nervous has anyone stabbed dirk no dirk is chillin ok its safe just got to remember to keep my back to the wall any everything will be fine
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:07 (nine years ago) link
had my guy put my wallet in my other jet thank god
― Clay, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link
always has bodyguards:
http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2013/07/nash-cuban-dirk-cowboy-hats.jpg
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Friday, 23 May 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link
Sterling is the only guy in america with any beef with magic since larry retired.
― building a desert (art), Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nah Zeke and Magic had that big incident where Zeke implied (said?) Magic was gay
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 May 2014 03:35 (nine years ago) link
well that wasn't much of a fight
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 May 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
What is Cuban doing walking the streets at night surely up to no good.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Friday, 23 May 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/f507e723539b2fce525a2eec79f8d107/tumblr_n5hmbiSmzH1qg5kzeo1_1280.png
― slam dunk, Saturday, 24 May 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
bids to buy the clippers were due at 5pm eastern today, so guess ilh putting together the capital to own a team ain't happening this summer :(
― Clay, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
RT @darrenrovell: Sources: The Geffen/Ellison/Oprah group has partnered with Guggenheim execs Todd Boehly & Mark Walter for Clippers bid
game over
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
I'll say.
http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ladine2n-3-web-741x1024.jpg
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link
oh no
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 May 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link
Who gets the $$$ from the sale?
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 29 May 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
the sterlings
― k3vin k., Thursday, 29 May 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
2 bil from Ballmer was the winning bid, apparently.
I almost prefer Sterling to Ballmer.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
Tech billionaire Steve Ballmer, who headed Microsoft for 14 years, has won bidding for the @LAClippers at a record $2 billion. Story soon.
BALL
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link
TWO BILLION!
― Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link
seattle clippers
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
a gis for steve ballmer is one of the more horrific things on this planet
― Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link
Oh god I nearly pissed myself for real.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link
oh he is just so actively repugnant that i get the heebie-jeebies
― Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:27 (nine years ago) link
Thank god for Kegel exercises.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:28 (nine years ago) link
cue the flood of *what kind of punishment is two billion dollars won't someone think of the children* facebook posts
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link
http://i-cdn.phonearena.com/images/article/46704-image/Heres-what-well-remember-Steve-Ballmer-for-best-and-weirdest-moments.jpg
― slam dunk, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link
lol i love ballmer he is so ballmer
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
so not ballmer
― Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link
ballmer should have bought beats and apple should have bought the clippers
― Clay, Friday, 30 May 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link
Jeez, two freakin' billion dollars??? What in holy hell happened in the five years between The No Benjamins Association and now? (Other than the economy recovering and the owners winning the lockout.)
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 30 May 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY2j_GPIqRA
― polyphonic, Friday, 30 May 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link
so apparently his wife got him declared mentally incapacitated so she could be sole trustee and sell the team, lol
― call all destroyer, Friday, 30 May 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link
30 years too late or something.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Friday, 30 May 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
ballmer #1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_AP3SGMxxM
― am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
I know it's not what happened.
I know that Sterling is a douche who got caught being douchey and his co-owners wanted him gone for a while, and Silver knew he'd look awesome for doing it as early as he could.
BUT
Imagine just for a second that Sterling planned this whole thing. It is really not too far outside the realm of possibility. It would not take a Kaiser Soze or Petyr Baelish to pull this off.
I know it would have just been easier and less public and possibly more profitable (although I don't see how THAT'S possible) to just put the team up for sale, so I'm not sure if this was a thing that makes sense pragmatically. Like, would this brouhaha increase value? Possibly by way of publicity?
Thoughts?
― Survivalist Compound Row (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 30 May 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
Sorry - FELLOW owners.
― Survivalist Compound Row (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 30 May 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
As first reported by NBC News, Donald Sterling will file a lawsuit against the NBA for forcing a sale of the Clippers, and he'll reportedly seek more than $1 billion in damages. ESPN's Ramona Shelburne adds that Sterling is still deciding whether to sue Shelly Sterling too. And here comes Woj, saying Sterling could file a separate suit to stop the sale of the team.
http://deadspin.com/donald-sterling-to-sue-nba-1583993252
― Clay, Friday, 30 May 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
http://thedirtyturban.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/aasilver.gif
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Friday, 30 May 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link
"i got u"
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0529/nba_g_steveb2_cr_576x324.jpg
― am0n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link
Lawsuit filed, sale is off
― 龜, Saturday, 31 May 2014 06:34 (nine years ago) link
rough day to be steve ballmer, hope he finds the slightest comfort in his billions upon billions of dollars
― Clay, Saturday, 31 May 2014 06:50 (nine years ago) link
sterling's only delaying the inevitable. no chance he'd win. he's just trying to be the biggest pain in the ass he can be.
― put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Saturday, 31 May 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
if he manages to delay the sale until after he dies then he wins i think
― lag∞n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
if you consider poking the other guy in the eye and then dying before he can crush you as a win, then I suppose yeah, it's a win.
― put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Saturday, 31 May 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
im glad were in agreement
― lag∞n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
he gave up
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link
everyone hates a quitter
― Clay, Thursday, 5 June 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link
very disappoint
― lag∞n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
BUT. MAYBE NOT. QUITTING YET
― Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Monday, 9 June 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link
jezz
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
jeez
this guy