dj mencap off in his own world thread
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
a better world, in fact
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Why don’t NFL players need a driver's license? Because, aside from the fact that the obscene amounts of money paid to professional sportsmen mean they can easily afford to be chauffeured anywhere they wish, there’s no road between the kitchen and bedroom!
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
It stands for NO FUN LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Q. What do you call it when an NFL player penetrates an exhaust pipe? A. A pipecock! (a pipecock is the method of scoring in the NFL)
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 08:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Q. Why was the NFL player crying? A. Because Michael Vick killed his dog!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 08:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Q. What do you call a quartermaster whose hair has been formed into elaborate intertwining strands? A. Braid-y Quinn (Brady Quinn)!
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:01 (sixteen years ago) link