so hey? i've solved many problems right now. perfect vehicle? a remake of POINT BREAK.
peyton is GARY BUSEY, the dude so obsessed with his job and his theory that he's got no personal life, and everyone ridicules him -- but he's RIGHT. tom brady is KEANU REEVES, the hotshot quarterback who ruined his career with a knee injury (that recurs throughout the film, including while fucking a hot chick) who goes into fighting crime with PEYTON. seriously, think about this, guys. patrick swayze is still PATRICK SWAYZE cos fuck yeah, america.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:01 (fifteen years ago) link
i like it, i feel where ur cummin from, but what is the point of point break without keanu. there is no point that is w3hat!!!!!!! also putting peyton in a role where he won't be wearing a nixon mask and robbing banks is, i feel, a misstep.
also let's face it the point of the movie is (iirc) surfing homo love between keanu and swayze, having peyton and brady in those roles is a lot more thematically appropriate. maybe boomer esiason could be bloated, insane, washed up vietnam vet busey.
― ゙(゚、 。 7 (cankles), Saturday, 24 January 2009 06:18 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah i see that argument too - we can go ahead and switch these roles around, i think.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 25 January 2009 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link
perhaps he can be in a Baby Safe Haven commercial
― ゙(゚、 。 7 (cankles), Sunday, 25 January 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link
itd be cool to set the point break remake in a different culture like instead of surfing... hipsters or whatever
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
jhoshea are you burt_stanton?
― horseshoe, Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
hipster_studies are an important issue in todays world
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link
― ice cr?m, Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:22 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
btw you could totally do this w/bike messengers! party hardy/adrenaline "culture" w/very real criminal element
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link
omg i should totally write this script
yes thats an excellent scenario - lol @ peyton going undercover as a bike messenger
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
what about something that co-stars shaq?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, 31 January 2009 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link
― ice cr?m, Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:22 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hey i dont know if you were asleep through 2001 or what but you may have missed the touchstone movie of my generation, the fast and the furious, starring paul walker and vincent diesel
― max, Saturday, 31 January 2009 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
would rather see lebron w/ peyton in a movie than shaq. i keep meaning to start a lebron vs. peyton in terms of commerical acting ability poll. i dont think any other pro athlete even comes close to those two.
― max, Saturday, 31 January 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link
a little thing called 9/11 distracted us, sorry!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, 31 January 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link
the real generational divide--for people like you and joe, 9/11 changed everything--for people like me, the fast and the furious changed everything
― max, Saturday, 31 January 2009 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm sorry, 9/11 changed nothing for me, my mind had already been blown by point break is the thing.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, 31 January 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link
max otm re lebron and f&f / ally otm re 9/11 & point break
there is no conflict its all ∞
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 31 January 2009 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link
so i think the best scenario would be lebron in the keanu/weller role and peyon as swayze/diesel in the world of high stakes gambling. the kind of guys who actually beat the house in the spots where its possible the sports book poker etc. we wont lean too heavy on the poker cause thats just lame its more abt the vibe of dudes living in casino penthouses wearing expensive tacky suits consorting w/strippers etc. manning is the leader of a gambling consortium the feds think must be up to no good cause "their profits use to be in the standard 1-3% now theyre through the roof up to maybe as much as 15-20% but we cant be sure since theyre laundering cash all over the world the caymans belarus dubai you name it".
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 31 January 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link
r u ok
― mullah mangenius (brownie), Saturday, 31 January 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link
remake of 'i am sam' with peyton in the penn role
― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
never go full retard
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 31 January 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
agreed, that would be an awesome title for it.
― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Peyton Manning Throws Jay Cutler, Diabetes Monitor Into Hawaiian Swimming Pool
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
his cellphone swindled into the hands of a coy Peyton Manning.
i guess that article could have made the pro bowl sound less gay but i'm not sure how.
― horseshoe, Friday, 6 February 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
uh, more gay, i meant
how would it have affected peyton's legacy if he had been complicit in the accidental death of jay cutler? he probably would've built a school in his name leading to peter king having a heart attack
― your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
bloodiest hands in the nfl
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"It was a bad audible on our part," Manning said. "I think we were thinking right, trying to get the cellphone. Then we realize, the guy gets insulin shots. We missed that."
^^ this guy is always on game
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cornerstonestrategiesllc.com/blog/2009/02/peyton-manning-qb-indy-colts/
“I admire you in the way you’ve handled yourself on and off the field. Best of luck in your post-NFL career”These are on some of the handwritten notes that Peyton Manning sends other NFL players on their retirement .... players that have NOT played with him, they have played AGAINST him. He has sent more than a dozen of these letters. He handwrites every single one of them ... he believes it says “it’s from my heart”.
(via patsfans.com - "Maybe they don't have email in Indiana..." "I wonder if he will read the letters in some new commercial or something.")
― NFL RUNOFF miss u plaxico (daria-g), Friday, 6 February 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
If he starts doing this to players who haven't retired, but who he hates, I will like him even more. "Dear Rodney Harrison..."
― C-L, Friday, 6 February 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
he should send one to tom brady :):):):)
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Friday, 6 February 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder if he'll send one to Pacman Jones.
― Alex in SF, Friday, 6 February 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link
this guy has written OVER 12 LETTERS with HIS OWN HAND
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Friday, 6 February 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
P, E, Y, T, O, N, M, A, I, G.. what are the other two?
― This is a serious inquiry and there may be reprecussions (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link
L would be one
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Right, and F.
― This is a serious inquiry and there may be reprecussions (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link
― we are here to celebrate, worship and adore (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
peyton's gonna be a hysterical in-booth guy when/if he sustains a career ending injury.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link
im taking peyton straight to hollywood just fyi
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Mr. Manning Goes To Washington
u know he does kinda remind me of jimmy stewart. remake of harvey?
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
based on these sony commercials peyton and JT need to get in a movie together and i mean quick
― Bobby Wo (max), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
guys remember that time when peyton tried to kill jay cutler?
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 <3 <3
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSG7FeGxRwY
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 29 April 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
luke bryan looks like jay cutler
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
so...
― lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 15 February 2016 07:25 (eight years ago) link
rong thread :(
― lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 15 February 2016 07:26 (eight years ago) link