143 MPH!
― Spottie, Thursday, 30 July 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link
"hey guys, quick question: i'm about to go 143 miles per hour... anybody have a gun? really shouldn't do that if anyone has a gun. oh, we have a gun. aw man. you know what, fuck it."
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 July 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
"also i'm really high"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 31 July 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link
what kind of car was it?
143 mph jeeeeez
oh and A TWELVE YEAR OLD
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link
yeah that story went from 'hell yeah dude YOU AND I WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER' at the speed then 'o that's dumb' at the gun then 'you are possibly not a good guy' at the revelation of 12 year old in the car
― balls, Friday, 31 July 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link
yeah it's like
143mph: WHOA
gun: WAIT WAHT
12 yo: HOLD THE FUCK UP
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/omusdmj.png
Thing in the QB corral for the Jets must be rough these days.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
http://shop.dallascowboys.com/search/?text=jenny+holzer
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 August 2015 09:53 (eight years ago) link
this one is tempting mehttp://shop.dallascowboys.com/Cowboys-Catalog/Mens/T-Shirts/Short-Sleeve/Dallas-Cowboys-Mel-Bochner-Win%21-T-Shirt/p/402000228
Great...
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/8/7/9115947/aldon-smith-arrest-49ers
― schwantz, Friday, 7 August 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
time to part ways.
― Spottie, Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
argggghhh
― brimstead, Friday, 7 August 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/9BScV0zp3EMDt9teXfyn7yvYjrs=/158x0:1022x576/709x473/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46916814/CLw7BWuUwAA02IZ.0.0.jpeg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 August 2015 01:20 (eight years ago) link
Amazing!
― schwantz, Saturday, 8 August 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SU7Ulnn.jpg
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 August 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link
i wonder how they're going to replace bubba ventrone
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 8 August 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link
somewhat doubt that's their major concern but good damage control
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 August 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
http://www.ninersnation.com/2015/8/7/9120171/it-cant-get-any-worse
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/09/sports/football/junior-seau-hall-of-fame-sydney-seau-speech.htmlthis should have been delivered at canton, the nfl is run by shitheads
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 August 2015 05:29 (eight years ago) link
Those shitheads are making oceans of money from this business and if public support were to wane, so would their profits. The NFL wants the entire brain injury issue to disappear from the public mind. This was just another instance of denial and suppression in an endless line of such actions by the NFL. I don't expect these attempts at suppressing public awareness will ever end.
― Aimless, Sunday, 9 August 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link
RIP Frank Gifford
― Brad C., Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
Shit, this is awful.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/8/9/9124221/eagles-cowboys-banner-planer-crash-pilot-banner-demarco-murray-dallas-philadelphia-compton
Iggles fan did one of those banner flyover hires, except the plane crashed on takeoff and the pilot was killed.
This will probably put an end to that practice (at least for the rest of this year).
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link
@benshpigelHoly Moly: Geno smith got sucker punched in locker room this morning. Broken jaw. Out 6-10 weeks at least.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link
maybe this whole fighting thing amongst teammates isn't such a good idea after all
― Spottie, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link
Ikemefuna "I.K." Chinedum Enemkpali (born July 3, 1991) is an American football linebacker formerly of the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). He was drafted by the Jets in the sixth round of the 2014 NFL Draft. He played college football at Louisiana Tech. Know for busting Geno smiths jaw after talking that shit
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
I assumed it was the jets owner or gm
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link
honestly the most surprising thing about this is that it didn't happen on rex's watch
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
jeff george is somewhere, sitting by the phone
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
this happened to the jets you say?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
hyperviolent environment is a helluva drug
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link
http://nypost.com/2014/05/20/baseball-player-has-ear-bitten-by-teammate-during-on-field-fight/
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
@ESPNNFL"It's a lack of leadership on Geno Smith's part that he would put himself in harms way to get sucker punched"Cris Carter on @SportsCenter
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
morbs, i am willing to believe that you are not, in fact, a bot that compiles random phrases from a very narrow range of variables but, as a supposed human being with access to all of the variety and nuance that biological intelligence allows, it can't feel great that you could so easily be mistaken for one.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
legarette has had a p good career since his college-level sucker punch, pats should obv sign this dude
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
clear eyes, full heart, don't break geno's face
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
the puncher is apparently a massive dude
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link
don't think i want any professional lineman punching me in the jaw
― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link
i'll wait, Spiralli, while you get the collective NFL rap sheet stacked up vs any other league
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
6'1" at 260lbs seems like a weird size/shape for an outside linebacker. good size and shape for breaking jaws tho.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMJfwZ8WEAEeS7D.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link
probably don't fuck with that guy, idk
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
that guy looks like a seventies superhero
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link
THE JETS
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link
yeah that's above and beyond an nfl body
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
@MMehtaNYDNJets have reached out free-agent Rex Grossman, per source. #nyj
omg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
j-e-s-t
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link
:D
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
@7BOOMERESIASON: Bottom line if you owe somebody money pay your debt. Don't be surprised if you get punched in the face if you don't.
Geno Smith owed some no-name guy money???
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
and how the fuck would boomer know about it?
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
boomer is the guy he owes money to
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link