hyperviolent environment is a helluva drug
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link
http://nypost.com/2014/05/20/baseball-player-has-ear-bitten-by-teammate-during-on-field-fight/
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
@ESPNNFL"It's a lack of leadership on Geno Smith's part that he would put himself in harms way to get sucker punched"Cris Carter on @SportsCenter
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
morbs, i am willing to believe that you are not, in fact, a bot that compiles random phrases from a very narrow range of variables but, as a supposed human being with access to all of the variety and nuance that biological intelligence allows, it can't feel great that you could so easily be mistaken for one.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
legarette has had a p good career since his college-level sucker punch, pats should obv sign this dude
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
clear eyes, full heart, don't break geno's face
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
the puncher is apparently a massive dude
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link
don't think i want any professional lineman punching me in the jaw
― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link
i'll wait, Spiralli, while you get the collective NFL rap sheet stacked up vs any other league
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
6'1" at 260lbs seems like a weird size/shape for an outside linebacker. good size and shape for breaking jaws tho.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMJfwZ8WEAEeS7D.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link
probably don't fuck with that guy, idk
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
that guy looks like a seventies superhero
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link
THE JETS
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link
yeah that's above and beyond an nfl body
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
@MMehtaNYDNJets have reached out free-agent Rex Grossman, per source. #nyj
omg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
j-e-s-t
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link
:D
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
@7BOOMERESIASON: Bottom line if you owe somebody money pay your debt. Don't be surprised if you get punched in the face if you don't.
Geno Smith owed some no-name guy money???
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
and how the fuck would boomer know about it?
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
boomer is the guy he owes money to
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
i like that explanation
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
boomer to gino: go get yr shinebox
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link
some guy on twitter called geno "broadway jaw" lolol
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
what's hilarious about this is that now the jets will start a (marginally) competent QB, which geno...is not
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link
(or at least hasn't been, I don't know how long we can really keep saying he has all this unrealized potential)
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
i might be one of the last non-jets fans that finds geno to be an interesting prospect but he is never going to make it
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 01:34 (eight years ago) link
Perfect!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link
Source: IK Enemkpali was claimed by the #Bills.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
rex: anyone who punches a jets qb shows good judgment
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/YIesX0o.png
Do you think he's figured out what their goals were yet
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
The song “Can't Feel My Face” by The Weeknd played at Ford Field when Jets quarterback Geno Smith was announced as inactive before the exhibition game between the Jets and the Lions on Thursday.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
at least someone at the lions is doing their job right
lol
― balls, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link
has anyone here been to a preseason game? haven't been to a falcons game in a long time and always enjoyed it but at the same time not interested in paying a hundred bucks for nosebleed seats. can see them play the ravens very close to the field (albeit in the endzone) for the cost of a quarter pounder and i figure that scratch whatever itch i have (it is better on tv imo) plus the falcons kinda have this weird preseason rivalry w/ baltimore. is it something where after the first quarter i'm going to be wondering wtf i was thinking?
― balls, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link
i mean if you're paying 5 bucks for it, why not
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
yeah i'm figuring i paid three times that for jurassic world so i might as well. btw seatgeek has this thing where they'll give you a $20 refund off yr first purchase if you use the code 'lowe' (there are other codes you can google, i just remember that one from zach lowe's podcast) if anyone else is thinking 'hell i'd pay $4 to see the browns' or whatever.
― balls, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link
ive watched a little of the pre-season, so eager ive been for the season to start. ive been immediately reminded that in football, with its requirement of complete commitment and utter disregard for personal safety, a non-competitive game hardly resembles the real thing. if youre literally paying 5 bux then of course you should go, you can always leave early.
― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
if the stadium was right there and it was no more than $20 i would rock up for a preseason game and leave at halftime, especially game 2 or 3. however, foxboro is a giant pain in the ass to get to and i think preseason tix start at $40 for the shitty seats.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link
yeah these seats are being sold second hand, when you buy seasons tickets you have to buy preseason tickets also and alot of ppl just unload them for whatever they can get.
― balls, Friday, 14 August 2015 21:25 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/632332914378805249
oof
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link
gonna be a long season
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link
Chargers wanna stay married to Rivers for four more years, huh? Alright then.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 August 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link
I can see not liking him from the outside, but I ride or die with Phil. When he retires I'll probably stop following the Bolts. Especially if they move to LA.
― polyphonic, Monday, 17 August 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/ed59zZUvO7v
― schwantz, Monday, 17 August 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link
tebow/sanchez 2016
https://twitter.com/bpolitics/status/633634805469458433
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link
how would they campaign when they have to start games after sam bradford's inevitable season-ending injury?
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
This guy seems like a bad person imo
http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Ex-NFL-running-back-Phillips-charged-with-killing-6480290.php
― polyphonic, Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:25 (eight years ago) link
no joke
― balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link
crazy that concerns about pot made sapp and moss drop to 12 and 21 and lawrence phillips had deal w/ concerns about how he attempted to kill his gf and still only dropped to 6
― balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link