i'm told that a running back 'put the ball on the ground'
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 September 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link
new denver qb looks like he could be a manning cousin. based on that play i imagine that's the main reason he's out there.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 September 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link
kelvin benjamin looks like he was worth the wait
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 September 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link
end of this game is trash
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 9 September 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
yeah things got weird
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 September 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link
the ruling on the field is TRASH
"gano is a very good kicker"
idk man i remember him on the hatcats..
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 9 September 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link
carolina spewing the game away and don't deserve the win really but broncos defense apparently dirty motherfuckers again for 2016, so here's hoping this kick goes
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 September 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link
omg the denver luck streak continues
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 September 2016 03:52 (seven years ago) link
https://thepackie.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cam-sad-w529-h352.gif
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 9 September 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/MylesInSF/status/774091983069470721
― Spottie, Friday, 9 September 2016 08:13 (seven years ago) link
the marshall hit is the most flagrant
https://vine.co/v/5JznpPnZMrg
in the present climate the nfl response has to be more than the usual fines. this display during the season opener, the brass have to be going apeshit
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 September 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link
lucky he didn't get his knee wrecked as well xp
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link
Now that's launching!
xpost
― brownie, Friday, 9 September 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link
lol that the only qbs on phillys team are wentz and chase daniel
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 September 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link
Football commentators discussing Colin Kaepernick is unbearable
― horseshoe, Sunday, 11 September 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link
biden is at the philly game today
― Mordy, Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link
wentz looks fantastic. first drive in nfl gorgeous td pass to matthews
― Mordy, Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link
wentz era off to a nice start in philly
― mookieproof, Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
typically skip pregame shows anyway but zero chance i would've tuned in today. someone posted pic of randy giving dilfer daggers, don't even want to imagine
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link
watching jets/bengals for some reason. jets rolled over bengals with ease first drive for the td. very disappointing. forte looks like he still has plenty
xpost love randy forever
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link
omg that browns "fake punt". astounding
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link
ronde barber is still terrible at announcing
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link
had to look up the reaction just now - randy is the best
i understand the seahawks as a team are going to do a thing during the anthem today? not sure what. wonder if we get another round of freakouts. sigh
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link
don't have the browns game but does RGIII still look terrible?
idk don't have the game either but by the #s he seems to be doing ok
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link
i was playing cricket one time at high school and was batting vs the star sports guy in our year. first play he threw the ball approx 100 mph and it nearly hit me. 2nd play as soon as he released the ball i just thought fuck this and literally ran away. and now, watching this game, it is interesting to see andy dalton do basically the same thing every dropback
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link
RG looks fine! Horrible play calling in the first quarter tho.
― brownie, Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link
oh that's good. rooting for RGIII to be successful! they did him wrong in washington
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
damn amazing catch by aj green
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link
2nd time he's beaten revis deep too
my favorite twitter account guys
https://twitter.com/FirstDownFR/status/775046760251228160
Mesdames et messieurs. Les Cleveland Browns.
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link
lets go raiders lets go clap clap
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link
Guys I hate the Bills. They had 987 penalties today.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link
this last drive packers vs jax is insane
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link
boooooo
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link
go pack go!
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link
shouldn't jax have just gone for the 1st down on 3 & 1? then get to the line & spike it?
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link
and that screen play was gutless
i think going for the quick slant made sense, bortles just rushed it. but yeah the 4th down play was pretty lame
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link
raiders! wow
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link
so many of the 1pm games were/are great, basically every game that didn't feature the browns or bills (sorry guys)
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link
I am not emotionally ready for Joe Buck
― horseshoe, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link
haha nope
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link
so excited for football being back like 3 minutes ago and all of a sudden it's cowboys v giants
all of a sudden i started reevaluating my life choices because how many years have gone by and i'm sitting here watching ANOTHER cowboys-giants game called by joe buck
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link
I kind of miss tony romo. Rooting against the cowboys isn't as fun without him.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link
they have a QB named Dak :/
― brownie, Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link
RAIDERS :D
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link
ok i need to watch the nfl network replay of the saints/raiders game. just now saw they went for two late in the 4th instead of kicking an extra point to tie. <3 the raiders
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 11 September 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link
this #fakebrady guy lmao
― Spottie, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link
lol someone asked bill a question and used the word "storyline," you can imagine how well that went
― call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2016 04:07 (seven years ago) link
Every Belichick grimace conveys its own storyline
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 12 September 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
i watched two games this week and both ended on missed field goals
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2016 04:19 (seven years ago) link
Like some of the Bears, I kinda napped through part of the game but from what I saw Houston looked pretty decent. Texan's D-line looked pretty good, Clowney was a menace a few plays and they seemed to get a big push in the middle even though Watt until the end was kind held in check. Cutler gets some time, he seems to do ok. Bears could be middling, they don't look as terrible as a couple years ago.
Indy's D isn't that hot as they got little pass rush and they were down to like 5 DBs by the end of the game. Got to figure even as a low key guy, Caldwell probably enjoyed winning. Colt's had a couple TEs that were new to me looked pretty good. Detroit looked a bit more talented to me, but both clubs are probably pretty middling. That RB for the Lions played pretty well.
― earlnash, Monday, 12 September 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link
onyl one double digit win so far this week, crazy
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link
wow RG3 was shaky
― rip van wanko, Monday, 12 September 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link
should i stop trying to make janeane garofalo happen
― horseshoe, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link
hold on to that feeling
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link
https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/randy-moss-trent-dilfer.jpg?quality=90&w=650
― nomar, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link
rg3
fractured coracoid bone in his left shoulder. Although surgery is not required at this time, Griffin’s left shoulder will be re-evaluated in 3-4 weeks.
― Spottie, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link
RIP
― brownie, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
Poor, poor Browns.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link
hah my family in Akron all say they expected him to be out for the season by Week 4, can't believe they were actually being too optimistic
― frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link
well...josh mccown was not really the reason the browns didn't win games last season. so the situation is bad but that's because it was already bad.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link
yes but RGIII had like a 5% shot at maybe resembling what he was that one year in Washington while John McCown is 100% Josh McCown
― frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link
Josh "Raven Killer" McCown is back, baby
― brownie, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link
lol
― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link
o lord what a fall from grace
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link
while John McCown is 100% Josh McCown
this is a p funny typo
― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link
also would be a good wk 2 thread title
― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link
I had to read it a couple times, I thought I typed "Josh McClown"
― frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link
"Joe is as tough as a $2 steak," coach John Harbaugh said. "My brother didn’t come up with that, either. It’s from an old western, just for the record."
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link
do... do we not have any other plan than leaving breeland on antonio brown here
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link
cousins looks terrible
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link
gorams?
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link
Well, this is going to be a slog.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link
is bnw around? is he still gorams or are they dead to him now?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link
sidebar: I like that there's some raised fists during the anthem to complement taking a knee but some of these dudes look hella uncomfortable. keep yr head down, throw that fist high: just like the 68 Olympics.
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link
never sleep again
https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/775539510641844224
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:03 (seven years ago) link
Gabberts gotten away with like 4 throws that shoulda been picked
― Spottie, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:34 (seven years ago) link
even the niners want to go home
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link
Trent Brown: 6'8", 355lbs!
― schwantz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:57 (seven years ago) link
Could the Niners possibly be good, or are the Rams really that bad?
― schwantz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link
case keenum is a septic tank of a qb with no one to throw to anyway. the niners defense played like they knew it and worse the rams offense played like they knew it. it's going to be impossible for them to move the ball when the defense knows it only has to defend 10 yards from the LOS. niners offense seems like it is probably bad also but they played a conservative game vs a good defense and were able to score with it.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 11:24 (seven years ago) link
top response is perfect
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/775694796174295040/photo/1
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link
this is the best thing
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/kevin-harlans-play-by-play-radio-call-of-the-mnf-idiot-1786562558
― frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
kevin harlan needs to call football games on the national stage more often
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link
the growl is a good look
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/trent-dilfer-should-consider-sitting-this-one-out-1786605611
Dilfer appeared on radio station KNBR on Tuesday to clarify his comments. He said he had prepared all week to refine his Countdown takes in a way that would be thoughtful, but not give in to the “politically correct police.” (His words.) Dilfer believed that too many people focused on the part of his spiel where he said the role of a backup quarterback is to shut up. Then, in a bizarre twist, Dilfer invoked the time when he was a backup on the Seattle Seahawks and kept his mouth shut about child slavery, because he didn’t want to derail the team.
“My wife and I had been introduced to some really disturbing stuff and other social injustices: Childhood slavery in our country. And I’d gone to a couple seminars and presentations where we got really deep in the weeds about this issue. It became a passion of ours to help fight this battle of childhood slavery around the country and I had a very big platform in Seattle and I could have leveraged being a Seattle Seahawk, being an NFL quarterback, done a lot to get that message out there, but I chose not to at the sake of not wanting to disrupt the team and I never want to draw attention to myself, and take it away from Matt, the rest of our team and our preparation to win.”
― nomar, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link
jfc what a dipshit
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link
roll eyes all the way back in my head
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link
i was going to mention that earlier but didn't want to be a distraction to ilx
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link
i was gonna free my child slaves but i didnt want to be a distraction to the team
― lag∞n, Monday, 24 October 2016 05:52 (seven years ago) link