Your favourite jokes about the NFL

Q. Why is Paris Hilton popular with American football coaches?
A. She is a wide receiver! (Her genitals have been stretched through over-use)

ok next up:

Dwayne Jarrett

A wide receiver for an NFL team walks into his local bar and has nothing to drink. The bartender was curious and asked him why he wasn't drinking anything.
The wide reciever replies, "I don't drink anymore... Last night, I blew the catch for the touchdown that would have won us the game.”
"Oh that's nothing", the bartender replies. "Everyone drops a crucial pass under pressure at times!"
"No, No", the wide reciever replies. "You don't understand. The Catch For The Touchdown That Would Have Won Us The Game is my dog!"

dj mencap off in his own world thread

a better world, in fact

Why don’t NFL players need a driver's license?
Because, aside from the fact that the obscene amounts of money paid to professional sportsmen mean they can easily afford to be chauffeured anywhere they wish, there’s no road between the kitchen and bedroom!

It stands for NO FUN LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What do you call it when an NFL player penetrates an exhaust pipe?
A. A pipecock! (a pipecock is the method of scoring in the NFL)

Q. Why was the NFL player crying?
A. Because Michael Vick killed his dog!

Q. What do you call a quartermaster whose hair has been formed into elaborate intertwining strands?
A. Braid-y Quinn (Brady Quinn)!