More deal details: Carson Wentz’s four-year contract extension includes an NFL-record $107.9 million guaranteed, including $66 million fully guaranteed at signing, per source.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) June 7, 2019
― k3vin k., Friday, 7 June 2019 06:14 (five years ago) link
https://deadspin.com/report-kellen-winslow-ii-couldnt-stop-masturbating-in-1835493794
He could count on having an empty seat next to him on any team flight, due to his ritual of watching hardcore pornography on his portable DVD player, according to those sources. On one occasion, an equipment manager tasked with delivering gear to lockers after hours walked in on Winslow masturbating at his locker, two seats away from the entrance, according to two team officials familiar with the incident.
When pornography became widely available on mobile phones, he often watched it on his smartphone during meetings, the two former teammates said (nowadays, such sites would typically be blocked by the building WiFi). Teammates begged out of shared hotel room assignments with Winslow because he watched pornography and masturbated openly, with no regard for who was in the room, a teammate and an official said.
Later on in his career, after being sent to Tampa Bay via trade, Winslow acquired a life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso—complete with vagina and anus—to bring with him on road trips, according to one former assistant coach.
i mean what the
― omar little, Friday, 14 June 2019 04:31 (five years ago) link
probably one of the best pieces of press he's received honestly
― frogbs, Friday, 14 June 2019 14:36 (five years ago) link
not saying Kellen’s “hold my beer” effort after watching Aaron Hernandez ascend to the throne of history’s creepiest tight end will ultimately crown him but he has given it an impressive try.
― omar little, Friday, 14 June 2019 14:39 (five years ago) link
ffs is it week 1 yet
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 14 June 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link
rip jared lorenzen
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link
can anyone unpack this drew magary sentence for me?
When the team finally traded Beckham to Cleveland, it served as an ejaculatory triumph for anyone who instinctively hates it when people who are not fans of Jimmy Buffett enjoy a boat ride.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
Giants fans who hate fun were glad when the Giants traded Odell Beckham
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
also he thinks guys from new jersey like to jerk off to the idea of pissing off parrotheads
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link
what does the jimmy buffett part mean then? that there are people who get angry when non-buffett fans enjoy boat rides (and why? bc they think buffett is the patron saint of boats?), where boat rides are the fun time that giants fans hate? but surely the buffett fans love the boat rides they just (if i understand the sentence correctly) just hate non-buffett fans enjoying them??
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
it's probably a reference to the giants' pre-playoffs 2017 boat trip which became a big tabloid/sports radio thing before they got their asses beat in the first round
https://www.sbnation.com/2017/1/2/14147518/giants-boat-photo-odell-beckham-jr-trey-songz
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
Also white people love Jimmy Buffett; hate people of color who play football the wrong way
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link
Antonio Brown’s helmet is the stupidest non-story since Tebowmania. GOOD GOD will this season start already?
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 19 August 2019 11:31 (four years ago) link
1. LeBron and the Lakers2. Dallas Cowboys paying Dak (Is he 'elite'?)3. Dallas Cowboys vs. Zeke holdout4. Antonio Brown's helmet & mind
This is pretty much 85% of ESPNs coverage these days.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link
OBJ is pretty weird too
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2850368-odell-beckham-jr-giants-thought-theyd-send-me-here-to-die-with-browns-trade
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link
Jaylon Smith is one player I am glad got a big payday, considering he nearly lost his career with that injury with Notre Dame in the bowl game. Smith is probably the best defensive player from the state of Indiana since Rod Woodson too.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 00:39 (four years ago) link
Andrew Luck retired wtf
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27456682/emotional-luck-announces-retirement-nfl
― omar little, Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:02 (four years ago) link
After the game, Luck announced the retirement decision during an impromptu news conference; he said an official announcement wasn't planned until Sunday afternoon but changed course once news broke during the preseason game."I've been stuck in this process," he said, stopping several times to overcome his emotions. "I haven't been able to live the life I want to live. It's taken the joy out of this game ... the only way forward for me is to remove myself from football."
"I've been stuck in this process," he said, stopping several times to overcome his emotions. "I haven't been able to live the life I want to live. It's taken the joy out of this game ... the only way forward for me is to remove myself from football."
― omar little, Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:03 (four years ago) link
Good for him tbqf, and good for anyone who quits early. get the hell outta that league.
― omar little, Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:05 (four years ago) link
yes
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
I tend to believe that almost anyone who plays in the NFL is 100% committed to the sport so I'm guessing this really was the only option for him. Poor guy, hope he got paid and gets to pursue his other dreams now. Funny to think the NFL's 'talent drain' problem first seemed to come to light around the time when Luck & RG3 got drafted, when the word was "finally we are going to have some great young QBs again"...this is pretty much the worst possible scenario for the NFL
― frogbs, Monday, 26 August 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link
there's a couple more generational prospects coming up the pipeline in the next couple years, but yeah, i guess the nfl can't really count on them to define their league for 15 years anymore.
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
there are a lot of talented young QBs right now tho - watson, mahomes, wentz, goff, newton, cousins, jackson, mayfield, maybe winston? ok some question marks around some of those guys but a few of those could be good to all time greats depending on how their careers go.
― Mordy, Monday, 26 August 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
Not Winston, my god
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
jon gruden honestly seems like the boss from hell
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:50 (four years ago) link
lol jim zorn is the coach of one of these xfl teams
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link
Antonio Brown's apology tour continued Wednesday morning with an Instagram post directed at quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.The former Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver posted a photo of Roethlisberger smiling and slapping the back of Brown's helmet when the two played together, along with a caption that praised Roethlisberger."Mostly you a little bit of me !" Brown wrote. "Yee yee !! I never realized how good I had it, got caught up in my emotion with everyone coming after me I really apologize for my actions sincerely man ! It's never been another connection like what we done in the past decade. I appreciate you. Sincerely AB."
The former Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver posted a photo of Roethlisberger smiling and slapping the back of Brown's helmet when the two played together, along with a caption that praised Roethlisberger.
"Mostly you a little bit of me !" Brown wrote. "Yee yee !! I never realized how good I had it, got caught up in my emotion with everyone coming after me I really apologize for my actions sincerely man ! It's never been another connection like what we done in the past decade. I appreciate you. Sincerely AB."
One game with Brady and zero with Derek Carr really changed his perspective.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 February 2020 02:29 (four years ago) link
Lol the o/u for this XFL is 45.5 and score is 9-6 in the 4th
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link
espn dot com has been pushing the xfl pretty hard but lol there are no stats, no box scores, no standings, nothing. the only links they offer are highlights and the league schedule
― mookieproof, Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
Watching the gameplay, this is boooring
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:22 (four years ago) link
clearly needs its own thread
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link
Lol there was a three point conversion
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 February 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link
things just keep getting worse for this guy
Looks like Antonio Brown has entered concussion protocol #AB #NFL pic.twitter.com/qLhatJhzjc— The Spike King 👑 (@SpikeKing76) February 20, 2020
― frogbs, Thursday, 20 February 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
I'm guessing Alex Smith is pretty much done, not coming back? I have not heard any discussion of him coming back from the broken leg or if he had hung them up.
Got looking at some passing career passing stats of Fitzmagic and went onto Smiths' football reference page. Smiths' career record is 94-66-1, which is pretty good considering every coach was near replacing him each season he played.
― earlnash, Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:16 (four years ago) link
He was the quintessential high floor low ceiling qb
― Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link
Trey Adams with the best answer ever to a combine question pic.twitter.com/AvGI9uOPFg— Sordi 🐬 (@FinsOrDie) February 29, 2020
― symsymsym, Thursday, 5 March 2020 07:27 (four years ago) link
hearing a lot of "worst trade of all time" chatter about the hopkins deal
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 16 March 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link
Barnwell gives the Cards a slight edge
Texans trade DeAndre Hopkins to Cardinals for David JohnsonHouston Texans get: RB David Johnson, 2020 second-round pick, 2021 fourth-round pickArizona Cardinals get: WR DeAndre Hopkins, 2020 fourth-round pickCardinals grade: B+Texans grade: F
Houston Texans get: RB David Johnson, 2020 second-round pick, 2021 fourth-round pickArizona Cardinals get: WR DeAndre Hopkins, 2020 fourth-round pick
Cardinals grade: B+Texans grade: F
― omar little, Monday, 16 March 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link
The NFL should use this down time to dissolve 14 teams
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:09 (four years ago) link
Sounds like Brady to the Bucs is a thing that might happen. Weird
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:18 (four years ago) link
Lol that is gonna cause some major cognitive dissonance in Bucs fans. Most Floridians, even those not in the AFC East, hate the fuck
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:59 (four years ago) link
lol wow he's actually leaving
what's the funniest possible destination for him right now? I'd say Green Bay
― frogbs, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 13:34 (four years ago) link
oakland
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link
er, las vegas
the NBA
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link
dolphins
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 14:23 (four years ago) link
lol that would be such cognitive dissonance for me.
we are killing it with free agency atm but of course I bet this season won't happen
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link
oh jets for sure
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 16:03 (four years ago) link
or giantsgiants would be hilarious
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 16:04 (four years ago) link
I can't wait for Brady to go somewhere else and immediately show he is cooked.
― Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link