please let this actually happen
― "jesus on the cross seems like classic homoerotic imagery" (omar little), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/06/21/favre-already-under-contract-with-vikings/
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
It was on canada.com so it must be happeninghttp://www.canada.com/news/Vikings+sell+Favre+jerseys/1723990/story.html
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Elaw6 says:June 21st, 2009 at 3:31 pmDid they ever find Osama Bin Laden?
^^^don't know why this feels so appropriate on that news story
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.officialbrettfavre.com/news/story_0894a3505d80/
stay classy
― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link
so is everybody just waiting for the michael death to die down before the announcement is made? This is some sort of spectacularly badly kept secret.
― an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
gruhh medda gepfuh ahuhhhhhhh fuuuhhhhn reh sumka... HUTT HUTTehhhhhbrains
― zombie, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
hey brett favre finally googled himself
― enbba champions (omar little), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.claudebrissart.com/images/logo_zang_huge.jpg
― hobbes (brownie), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
this is going to be the weirdest football season of my life.
― gr8080 expectations (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 10 July 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
can we just get this fucking over with already?
― mazeltov cocktail (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
watch, he's gonna join the cavs instead.
― If You Like to Do Graphity, Don't Do It. Pull Your Pants (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4329416
favre will let the vikes know by the 30th! hurry the fuck up and let the fun begin, you ancient dbag.
― "he said....all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
― "jesus on the cross seems like classic homoerotic imagery" (omar little), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:08 PM (3 weeks ago)
^^^
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
"Favre has been working out with the Oak Grove High School football team three days a week all summer, but added a Sunday workout this week."
hahahaha, can you imagine being a high schooler and Brett is grunting through wind sprints beside you? how weird must the showers be?
― If You Like to Do Graphity, Don't Do It. Pull Your Pants (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
god now i have to wait until the 30th!!!
― I'm a Matt...I'm a DC (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Can you imagine how awesome it must be for those DL's to sack BF and how much fun it must be for the safetys?
― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Okay, it's really rare I remember my dreams and I generally only remember part of them but I SWEAR TO GOD I actually had this dream last night:
You know how in dreams you sometimes "are" a person, but you're seeing them from the outside too? Okay, so I'm Brett Favre. And I'm standing on top of an overpass, maybe eighty, ninety feet off the ground. I'm holding my kid and my wife is standing next to me. And I make the decision to leap off the overpass and I'm going to do it with my kid. I know it's a bad idea, but I'm going to do it anyway. So I leap off and my wife is screaming so I think "okay, gotta protect my kid" so I intend to roll on my back to take the brunt of the impact, but without thinking I actively push my child away and she flies off in another direction and Brett is screaming and his wife is screaming and his kid is screaming and then kid hits the ground and Brett/I hits the ground and we all die. Then I wake up.
― ⇑⇑⇓⇓⇐⇒⇐⇒ΛΒΒΛŠΤΛΓΤ (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 July 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess what my subconscious is trying to tell me is that Brett really should stay retired.
tbh i think brett favre, when faced with the choice of stepping back from the brink of the overpass and definitely keeping himself and his kid safe OR jumping and just seeing what happens for the heck of it, would always choose the latter
― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Monday, 20 July 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
It's just freaking me out that I had a dream that was the equivalent of a really bad football blog post.
― ⇑⇑⇓⇓⇐⇒⇐⇒ΛΒΒΛŠΤΛΓΤ (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 July 2009 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm thinking in real life, Corey Webster would have been there to catch the kid.
― http://i34.tinypic.com/t0sw0h.gif (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 20 July 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
still in limbo :/
― tulsa anti-juggalo league (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 27 July 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
did anyone really think he'd make a comment until he can no longer drag an iota more drama out of this?
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FZel8xdSoAI/SSL_Pv_0_nI/AAAAAAAAAWY/igUbfKIH3jc/s320/no+fun+scan.JPG
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
FINALLY!
I like fun, but Favre was making me hate it.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll admit I'm kinda disappointed.
http://www.felixweigand.com/images/167_det.jpg
― mile high guy (brownie), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, if Quinn and Anderson both flop or get injured, the Browns....
...oh wait, I just remembered Mangini is there now. He'll take snaps himself before he picks up Favre from freeagency. LOL
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, if Quinn and Anderson both flop or get injured
Impossible!
― mile high guy (brownie), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow. I thought for sure this was a done deal and had been for months and Mr. Fun was just building the suspense. Shows you how little I know.
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Chargers GM AJ Smith just told me: "The only thing I’ve thinking throughout this whole (Favre) situation is how smart Ted Thompson looks."
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
aj smith otm - aaron rodgers is so much better than favre that it's almost comical
― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Remember the good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9yplR7Vv9o
― sandcat dune buggy attack squad!! (leavethecapital), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQoDmelAyoA
― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
hey w/out brett we're going to have to turn to other ppl for fun:
Culpepper still has plenty of football left. His weight is around 260 pounds, and he's having fun again.
― wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Jeezus, you scared the hell out of me by reviving this thread! I thought maybe he'd unretired again.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i mean it's not the same of course but someone's gotta be having fun somewhere right?
― wishes to be referred under the pseudonym of kronos (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
even though a couple of weeks have past since Favre the Viking died, Fox is still valiantly pounding at its unbeating heart in desperation.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9922912
the dream is still aliiiiive!!
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 August 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Brett Favre will not relent!!!
― leavethecapital, Monday, 17 August 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Updated 8/3/2009 11:59 PM USA Today
What if a certain former Green Bay Packers and New York Jets quarterback resumes throwing and informs Childress his surgically-repaired throwing arm and 39-year-old legs are up to a 19th NFL season?
"Not a chance from my standpoint. I'm going forward with the guys we have," Childress said.
― johnny crunch, Monday, 17 August 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
good timing on that decision Brad
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 August 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda want to put this herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG2JpBOerC8
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
lol that guy rules
― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link
ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING Me
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/nflnewsfeed/2009/08/favre-reportedly-to-sign-with-vikings.html?hpid=news-col-blog
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Good luck Vikings
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
he just didn't want to go to training camp
― dan m, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
time 2 have fuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ the vikings 4ever
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
what a disaster for minnesotans
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link