America's favorite Dystopian pastime - NFL 2021-22

A horrible unrelated fact that has emerged from the Jon Gruden fiasco is that he has a son named "Deuce Gruden" who looks like this pic.twitter.com/zcLMAlusDv

— Joe Bernstein (@Bernstein) October 12, 2021

the perfect name

Bucs announce they are removing former coach Jon Gruden from their Ring of Honor.

— Greg Auman (@gregauman) October 12, 2021

who else is in it nobody haha

Warrick Dunn

lol i'll bet tony dungy is still in it

there will be 28 new coaches by season's end

mike tomlin will be among the other four (and i am totally okay with that)

Deuce Gruden looks like you asked an AI to draw a coach's son.

hahaha

I saw that picture and had a slow motion visual ala 'Eastbound and Down' of that dude tweaking his hair in the mirror with the Jesus Lizard's "Puss" as the soundtrack.

I wonder if all these coaches sons get together and do jello shooters at the probowl?

is that… Frank Luntz? pic.twitter.com/ya6PRPZbcR

— curtmills (@CurtMills) October 13, 2021

this is really great news:

The NFL has found no other current team or league personnel to have sent emails containing racist, anti-gay or misogynistic language similar to messages written by Jon Gruden that led to his resignation as Las Vegas Raiders coach, a person familiar with the documents told The Associated Press on Friday.

The person said the league "did not identify other areas and other individuals it has to contact at club leadership or league leadership levels." The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the league has not publicly released what is in the 650,000 emails the independent investigators collected during an investigation of sexual harassment and other workplace conditions at the Washington Football Team.

"The NFL did not identify any problems anywhere near what you saw with Jon Gruden," the person said.

hahahaha

That’s such a relief

no racist language in any emails to and from the uh Washington Football Team, as I assume it was known during the entire period covered by the investigation.

literally every single email including the name of the fucking team has racist language!

which i now see is a point you already made. hate these people.

Also there is totally stuff as bad as Gruden in 650,000 NFL emails

sounds like it was just bad one apple to me! gruden fired, problem solved!

thank goodness there are no more racists or misogynists now in the NFL

sure, 70% of the players are black while there are three black head coaches, two black general managers, and zero (ever) black owners. but the nfl doesn’t have a racial bone in its body, that much is sure

making me aware of the malaprop phrase "racial bone" is a crime in and of itself

"a racist blade" is what Gruden nonsensically called it

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium deserves better than this.

just got to see Lawrence putting hishand down his pants and adjusting his crotch, lovely

It's early but this might be the best Cardinals team I've ever seen. Murray is so fun to watch.

― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Sunday, October 3, 2021 9:04 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

Of course, being in the red zone this many times and kicking field goals is bound to come back to bite them.

Not red zone I guess, but still, a TD more and the game would have been over.

Seahawks offense looking very much like Green Bay's did whenever Rodgers was hurt

lmao mics caught Rodgers yelling "I've owned you all my fucking life" after rushing in a TD vs. the Bears, that is quite badass

didnt see what happened to Taylor but judging by the player reactions this is not good. hope that wasn't career ending. fuck

man Seattle just can't play a normal game can they

its unreal how bad an actor Gronk is in these commercials

Favre and Rodgers combined record against the Bears as QB of the Packers

45-18

Papa Bear Halas is pissed in whatever realm he ended up in the afterlife and Curly Lambeau is laughing his a$$ off.

All time record between the Bears and Packers is now

95 wins Chicago 102 wins GB

God that sucks so bad. I really don't give a shit but the Bears need to get a real QB and coach and fix this BS.

Truth is I obviously give a shit, but I am a fan of the Reds, Bears and IU basketball so I am not an optimistic person at this point. It has been a pretty crappy 30 years or so for the most part.

Bears have definitely made me appreciate how lucky GB has been to get 2 HOF QBs in a row. Fields seems fairly promising to me but also I can see exactly how he's likely to frustrate Bears fans for the next 3-4 years

pretty entertaining MNF game about to finish btw. Bills shouldve saved that cool 2-pt conversion for the playoffs, can't pull it off better than that

also Mike Vrabel for whatever reason reminds me a lot of James Murphy right now. both in look and in in facial expressions

holy shit Titans just made a game winning stand on 4th and a tenth of an inch

That game was way more entertaining than I thought it would be.

Titans beat the Bills and lose to the Bears and Jets. Go figure on that one.

It’s Case Keenum time!!!!

Miami's handling of Tua has been abysmal and Stephen Ross is a disgrace of an owner. and if we trade Tua and we get DeShaun Watson, I am done.

even ignoring the football stupidity of it (you know he's going on the exempt list as soon as anybody *tries* to play him, and the defense and offensive line will still suck and lose us games), yes, let's trade for the guy who has had 20+ women come forward with accusations of sexual impropriety. that's a good message to send to your female fanbase.

Always had a bad gut feeling on Tua as an NFL qb

thing is I don't think he's played badly at all. this year he's played in two full games, and only lasted a series and a half against Buffalo before being knocked out with injury. his numbers weren't spectacular vs New England, but it was enough to win, and he was moving the ball at will against Jax (only real big misstep was the late game INT).

but i'd rather have Akili Smith playing then let Watson on my team considering what he's accused of currently :/

I cannot believe anyone should be stupid enough to trade for Watson considering the circumstances. I don't think even Snyder is that f'n dumb, but these are NFL owners and they seem to be general scum on the top end of the equation.

I do believe our owner might be this stupid. fucking hate him

the chiefs became mediocre awfully quickly

fuck the Dolphins, fuck them so hard.