NFL offseason 2015: football will be right back after this brief intermission

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yikes

http://www.profootballrumors.com/jets-dt-sheldon-richardson-arrested/

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link

143 MPH!

Spottie, Thursday, 30 July 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link

"hey guys, quick question: i'm about to go 143 miles per hour... anybody have a gun? really shouldn't do that if anyone has a gun. oh, we have a gun. aw man. you know what, fuck it."

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 July 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link

"also i'm really high"

call all destroyer, Friday, 31 July 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link

what kind of car was it?

143 mph jeeeeez

oh and A TWELVE YEAR OLD

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

yeah that story went from 'hell yeah dude YOU AND I WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER' at the speed then 'o that's dumb' at the gun then 'you are possibly not a good guy' at the revelation of 12 year old in the car

balls, Friday, 31 July 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

yeah it's like

143mph: WHOA

gun: WAIT WAHT

12 yo: HOLD THE FUCK UP

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/omusdmj.png

Thing in the QB corral for the Jets must be rough these days.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

Great...

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/8/7/9115947/aldon-smith-arrest-49ers

schwantz, Friday, 7 August 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link

time to part ways.

Spottie, Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

argggghhh

brimstead, Friday, 7 August 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link

Amazing!

schwantz, Saturday, 8 August 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link

i wonder how they're going to replace bubba ventrone

J0rdan S., Saturday, 8 August 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

somewhat doubt that's their major concern but good damage control

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 August 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/09/sports/football/junior-seau-hall-of-fame-sydney-seau-speech.html
this should have been delivered at canton, the nfl is run by shitheads

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 August 2015 05:29 (eight years ago) link

Those shitheads are making oceans of money from this business and if public support were to wane, so would their profits. The NFL wants the entire brain injury issue to disappear from the public mind. This was just another instance of denial and suppression in an endless line of such actions by the NFL. I don't expect these attempts at suppressing public awareness will ever end.

Aimless, Sunday, 9 August 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

RIP Frank Gifford

Brad C., Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

Shit, this is awful.

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/8/9/9124221/eagles-cowboys-banner-planer-crash-pilot-banner-demarco-murray-dallas-philadelphia-compton

Iggles fan did one of those banner flyover hires, except the plane crashed on takeoff and the pilot was killed.

This will probably put an end to that practice (at least for the rest of this year).

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link

@benshpigel
Holy Moly: Geno smith got sucker punched in locker room this morning. Broken jaw. Out 6-10 weeks at least.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link

maybe this whole fighting thing amongst teammates isn't such a good idea after all

Spottie, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link

Ikemefuna "I.K." Chinedum Enemkpali (born July 3, 1991) is an American football linebacker formerly of the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). He was drafted by the Jets in the sixth round of the 2014 NFL Draft. He played college football at Louisiana Tech. Know for busting Geno smiths jaw after talking that shit

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link

I assumed it was the jets owner or gm

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link

honestly the most surprising thing about this is that it didn't happen on rex's watch

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link

jeff george is somewhere, sitting by the phone

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

this happened to the jets you say?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

hyperviolent environment is a helluva drug

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

@ESPNNFL
"It's a lack of leadership on Geno Smith's part that he would put himself in harms way to get sucker punched"
Cris Carter on @SportsCenter

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link

morbs, i am willing to believe that you are not, in fact, a bot that compiles random phrases from a very narrow range of variables but, as a supposed human being with access to all of the variety and nuance that biological intelligence allows, it can't feel great that you could so easily be mistaken for one.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

legarette has had a p good career since his college-level sucker punch, pats should obv sign this dude

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link

clear eyes, full heart, don't break geno's face

polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

the puncher is apparently a massive dude

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link

don't think i want any professional lineman punching me in the jaw

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

i'll wait, Spiralli, while you get the collective NFL rap sheet stacked up vs any other league

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

6'1" at 260lbs seems like a weird size/shape for an outside linebacker. good size and shape for breaking jaws tho.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMJfwZ8WEAEeS7D.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

probably don't fuck with that guy, idk

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

that guy looks like a seventies superhero

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

THE JETS

usic ally (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's above and beyond an nfl body

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

@MMehtaNYDN
Jets have reached out free-agent Rex Grossman, per source. #nyj

omg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

j-e-s-t

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

:D

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link

@7BOOMERESIASON: Bottom line if you owe somebody money pay your debt. Don't be surprised if you get punched in the face if you don't.

Geno Smith owed some no-name guy money???

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link

and how the fuck would boomer know about it?

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link


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