"I'm tired of watching it for two years, just garbage" week FOUR nfl 2017-8

Thu 9/28
Chicago at Green Bay

Sun 10/1
New Orleans at Miami (Wembley)

Buffalo at Atlanta
Carolina at New England
Cincinnati at Cleveland
Detroit at Minnesota
Jacksonville at N.Y. Jets
L.A. Rams at Dallas
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Tennessee at Houston

N.Y. Giants at Tampa Bay
Philadelphia at L.A. Chargers
San Francisco at Arizona
Oakland at Denver

Indianapolis at Seattle

Mon 10/2
Washington at Kansas City

worst possible start to this game for entertainment value. never mind.

jfc

that helmet to helmet hit was one of the worst ive seen

You guys should constantly alternate between kneeling and standing throughout the entire anthem https://t.co/4Xx8PT0xgf

— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) September 29, 2017

yea when the mouthguard flew out of his mouth my impression was "his career just ended". really hope I'm wrong though

he was released this morning. sounded positive

good to hear. was getting flashbacks to Jermichael Finley there.

this should finally kill the nfl off in europe

#Dolphins last 19 drives:
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Int
Downs
Downs
Int
TD
Int
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt

— (((Ian Hest))) (@IanHest) October 1, 2017

since that tweet:

punt
downs
end of game

deshaun watson man

watson is looking like league mvp and o'brien thought their best way to win this season was to start with tom savage at qb. i am v irate about this.

JETS JETS JETS!!!

first
place
bills

yeah afc east is a treat right now. bills 3-1 inc. wins vs 2 playoff teams, 16-0 pats and 0-16 jets somehow have the same record. ne appears to have the worst defense in the league and miami is scoring 8 points per game.

i hate Denver so much but this made me lol

Someone in the front row of the east stands has a sign that reads, “Derek Carr SKIS in JEANS.” That’s as Colorado an insult as you can get.

— Andrew Mason (@MaseDenver) October 1, 2017

lol

Still haven't really watched any football other than a few minutes of the Bears loss in week one.

Kinda surprised by both Dallas losing to the Rams and the Texans throttling the Titans.

the rams and houston have the best offenses in the league. this is your 2017 nfl.

also

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9365463/20171001115003.jpg

for the benefit of anyone who didn't see this horrible shit earlier

They rally just need to go with the blue and white dodgers style

Niners cards game was hilariously bad

i was hoping for a tie

btw swapping out simms for romo has really shone a spotlight on how garbage buck and aikman are. i think they actively hate both football and their viewers.

brissett is not seattle-ready

romo is a delight imo

collinsworth just said the o line hasn't been a problem for seattle this year. the disdain for their audience from these guys is incredible.

Man that carson injury nooooooo

Carr fracture in his back out 2-6 weeks. time to call.... KAEP

How does a fracture, even if in one of the nonessential vertebral side structures, heal in 2 weeks? I would thing you get hit there, it's gonna just like, displace.

highly doubt hes only out two weeks but i guess we'll see

i......i actually like the washington professional football team quite a bit.

yeah they seem solid. both these teams look like they might win a playoff game.

yea as bad as this season has been I do like the apparent shift in power (which will inevitably revert back to business as usual by week 10)

that's one of the reasons this season has been good!

#Texans Bill has had it with that ole Cian pic.twitter.com/QPFmSP9Wlx

— Bill O'Zimmermann (@The_Reliant) October 3, 2017

AHAHAHAHAHA I HAD OVER 48 ON THIS GAME

lol nice

even the announcers mentioning the -7 line

I kinda hate when announcers mention fantasy or gambling stuff idk why

man I spent the whole last 5 minutes of that game trying to figure out how the hell I was gonna hit that

hahaha my Twitter is going nuts about this

amazing thing is Andy Reid inexplicably leaving 8 seconds on the clock just to make the whole thing possible

https://www.sbnation.com/2017/10/4/16425852/cam-newton-female-reporter-routes

what an enormous asshole

cam u idiot

always gotten weird guy vibes from him tho

He popularized dabbing, his crimes are well documented

lmao fair

give him a break ... he's stuck in the sunken place

That is tremendously dumb of him, would be nice if this was a teachable moment and not something he decides to double down on

It's funny to hear Cam Newton, who ranks 25th in the NFL in total QBR (43.3), talk about routes. pic.twitter.com/AhLvUokS6z

— Jackie Bamberger (@jackie_bam) October 4, 2017

always gotten weird guy vibes from him tho

ditto. I'm kind of bummed about it b/c I always liked him and he's tremendously fun to watch, though tbf the "Donkey Kong Suh" presser kinda revealed him as a bit of a dope

genuine fallout: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/05/sports/football/cam-newton-dannon-sponsorship.html

great of course but the cynical part of me is delighted for the good ppl at dannon that they were gifted this fortuitous backdoor out of their terrible and incongruous football/greek yogurt advertising strategy.

cam's apology strikes me as sincere. hopefully he learned something