the final insult: 2009 end of season "worst team out of these teams" poll

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cleveland spent the last four games making its case for not winning this poll. seattle is welcomed back to the poll w/open arms.

Poll Results

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St. Louis Rams (1-15) 175 points scored, 436 points allowed (defeated detroit) 22
Washington Redskins (4-12) 266 points scored, 336 points allowed (defeated st louis, tampa bay, denver, and oakland) 2
Detroit Lions (2-14) 262 points scored, 494 points allowed (defeated washington and cleveland) 2
Seattle Seahawks (5-11) 280 points scored, 390 points allowed (defeated st louis, jacksonville, detroit, st louis, and 1
Cleveland Browns (5-11) 245 points scored, 375 points allowed (buffalo, pittsburgh, kansas city, oakland, and jacksonvi 0
Oakland Raiders (5-11) 197 points scored, 379 points allowed (defeated kansas city, philadelphia, cincinnati, pittsburg 0
Kansas City Chiefs (4-12) 294 points scored, 424 points allowed (defeated washington, oakland, pittsburgh, and denver) 0
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-13) 244 points scored, 400 points allowed (defeated green bay, seattle, and new orleans) 0


A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I've decided to vote for Washington in these polls from now on until Snyder is no longer the team's owner.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

St. Louis Rams (1-15) 175 points scored, 436 points allowed (defeated detroit)

u_u

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

STL no contest.

not only did the Rams have the worst record, but they had the 2nd easiest schedule in the NFL this season: http://www.theredzone.org/strength.asp

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i was convinced the 1 rams win was over the redskins! even though i was AT THE GAME. it was so painful i actually forgot who won it

kicker conspiracy (s. suisham ha ha) (daria-g), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, it's stl

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Rams, obv.

Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

still trying to figure out when the Rams and Bengals switched places, it's like an extended football-themed "Freaky Friday"

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I still can't believe Tampa Bay beat both Green Bay and New Orleans.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link

rams obviously

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 5 January 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

worst WR core of the decade, i dare someone to counter

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 5 January 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

boy you can make an argument for a lot of these teams

kansas city is pretty talent-poor, and they have no idea what they're doing defensively, but dorsey's apparently had a solid year and they have charles and flowers and i guess derrick johnson

the lions have almost nothing going on for them defensively except the rookie safety, delmas - peterson and foote are past their primes, and sims has been inconsistent and often injured. but stafford + megatron + pettigrew is a nice young core to build around on offense

the raiders and redskins are teams that have talented rosters that are also poorly constructed. they have some potential, if they can be liberated from their insane owners

the bucs are awful defensively, with exactly two young players they can build around (ruud and perennially underrated safety tanard jackson), but they have some offensive talent - some good players on the o-line, a good TE, a nice receiver in bryant, cadillac apparently still has something in the tank, and freeman has actually looked pretty promising this year.

the seahawks severely neglected their offense under ruskell, which is why he was shitcanned earlier in the season. they have very little in the way of promising young talent on offense - carlson, forsett, unger - but there's a lot to like defensively. their post-hasselbeck/jones years are gonna be pretty lean

the browns have some really good young o-linemen - the alex mack pick looks like a home run - and some interesting players at receiver, running back and QB. defensively there's not a lot going on except for shaun rogers. their special teams are amazing year in and year out, and josh cribbs owns.

the rams have nothing on offense except for steven jackson - actually i like laurent robinson as a player, but he's always hurt - and on defense they have maybe 2 or 3 guys who should be starting for an nfl team.

so i really see it coming down to detroit vs st louis, and because the rams have less to build around they get the gas face

doomed... to fart (cankles), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Browns, KC, Oakland -- All showed signs of improvement in the second half.

Seattle seemed to get worse as the season went on and got freakin clobbered a couple of times.

Washington finished where they started.

Tampa improved some, knocked off the Saints, but I'm still not buying on their situation.

The RAMS are a minor league team at this point. So much for Spagnola being a whiz, but then again the Giants D looked pretty humble this year. Rams got to be the choice, including the sideshow of Rush Limbaugh mid season.

Lions had a bunch of injury problems but they do have a few skills players that might have some hope. Criminy they went from zero to two wins, throw them a bone. They at least IMPROVED some.

earlnash, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Cleveland are probably going to fire Mangini, but I almost think with their defense, running game and returner, they could almost be decent next year (i.e. meaning .500). I'd almost say that is one of the more cherry jobs, as the worst part of the clean up is possibly done.

Oaktown could have been .500 club this year if they didn't stick with their bust of a QB until mid-season. They got some other issues, but they have to have someone who can complete a screen pass and over 1/2 of their passes.

earlnash, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i picked the rams though my heart says redskins are actually the most fucked

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link

not if they hire shanahan

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't think it'll work for them "even" with that. cos he is no jimmy johnson/john madden style mad man who can snake charm the cokeheaded medusa of an owner.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd wait and see--he would be the most competent coach snyder has hired by quite a bit (sorry old joe gibbs)

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 18 January 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

surprised there wasn't more "love" for tampa bay

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link


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