NFL Week 10: "Routine, average, no-brainer plays that they have just messed up."

i know this isn't how these threads start but i can't overstate how elated i am by this anecdote

Jenny Vrentas @JennyVrentas
Cruz 1st met Obama at fundraiser in NYC in Feb: "He instantly started to salsa actually when I first saw him, so that was pretty cool." #nyg

Never start a thread again.

#teamsalsa

:D

Wade Phillips ‏@sonofbum
Glad they stuck with a winner even when things were not great. I still would like that secretary of D call.

YES

i'm watching "jimmy johnson: a football life" on NFL network right now... fucking incredible show

I watched that last night. gonna go fishing with jimmmy brb

michael irvin is one of amerca's great specimens

Indianapolis at Jacksonville
Detroit at Minnesota
Atlanta at New Orleans
Oakland at Baltimore
Buffalo at New England
Denver at Carolina
Tennessee at Miami
San Diego at Tampa Bay
NY Giants at Cincinnati
NY Jets at Seattle
Dallas at Philadelphia
St. Louis at San Francisco
Houston at Chicago
Kansas City at Pittsburgh

I swear if someone told Irvin that Jimmy Johnson shat diamonds, he'd say it straightfaced on camera.

YOU CALL HIM THE GODFATHER.

seriously?

"he may be out there on gilligan's island, but don't call him gilligan. call him the godfather."

rmde

sure mike, whatever u say bro

via dayo
http://www.youtube.com/v/Gs8X1RzQ1Gw&fs=1&hl=en
this gal run like mjd

some sick cutbacks in there.

no kidding. she's a little motorscooter, I love her!

i just paid closer attn 2 the lebron phone commercial than this entire game

lol pick 6

darius, i see u

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2012-November-8-22-38-30.jpg

Chad Steven Henne

lol @ godell posing for pics w/ fans

ok dont cover aj green wtg

bills with like four penalties on the last five plays

"a very promising series of plays for the bills.. then they self-destruct"

also are pats ever going to use a roster spot on a good kick returner

bring back bethel johnson!

i guess mcdaniels realized starting welker over edelman might be a good idea

giants like getting behind fast vs teams from ohio imo

chris ivory O_O

oh bills

i want to watch carolina/denver, despite knowing jim nantz is on it

nice i didnt even know blackburn was back

lol @ philly - from nfl network reporter:

Eagles fans.. Pelted Cowboys bus with beer cans. I asked someone if this is normal: "Nope, it's usually eggs"

man

like six penalties on the bills already
should've had two INTs of brady, lost them both

holliday is terrifying for both teams

dont kick it to trindon

ha and he shoulda had a turnover and touchback for the panthers! i know he's a turnover risk all the time...but not like that

is cam in 7 step all the time? seems like he's waaaay back there

yea review shoulda caught that re: trindon

GRONK.

ive been saying the bengals have p good dfensive personnel for awhile now, u guys dont have 2 prove me right this wk kthxbye

am i crazy (watching on a slight delay here) or did it look like spikes knocking off fitzpatrick's helmet was kind of accidental

it wasn't a kilshot at all but doesn't matter under the rules

pats defense is such garbage today

classic recent-era pats game today

this is probably the worst performance all year, bills penalty spree has bailed them out so far. pats have to score on every remaining possession or they'll lose.

why is the local station still showing this ravens blowout i need answers

no pass rush, poor tackling, secondary giving up 15-20 yard pass plays

close call in atl/no

bounced off his hands tho

i'm done with this stupid team. it's NBA season anyway

gorams

RAMMIES

kaepernicks jump pass game is tebowesque

need eatdatpussy445 reax pls

AMENDOLA TIME

AMERAMS

ouch

oh noz

rams no defense strategy not working

O_O

rams refuse to win

Patrick: "Would Sanchez start for any other NFL team?"
Harrison: "Maybe Jacksonville."

wow everyone @ rams looked so confused in the last two min of that game

this is a great game if you love interceptions

wow that Eagles game sucked so hard if you had Eagles +8 (as I did), that went from "holy shit YES!" to "what the fuck NO!" to "jesus christ burn this city to the ground" very quickly

Mike Carlson during the Bears - Texans game last night: "I love the fact that Arian Foster's fanclub is called The Arian Nation...and they say Americans don't get irony!"

you can really get a celebration penalty on a touchdown that didn't count?

"jesus christ burn this city to the ground"

if this season continues going this way, i could see Eagles fans turning our grand former capital city to ashes

how shitty are the Chiefs that they lost that game

@DarbageGay 11h. bud light radio ad "Chiefs fans do whatever it takes; it's only weird if it doesn't work!" chiefs fans apparently lookin weird as hell

To answer your question, the Chiefs are pretty shitty.

There are a bunch of writers in my twitter feed defending Rick Reilly and it is driving me insane.

He's tough to defend. The guy is worthless.

what did he do?

http://deadspin.com/5960039/rick-reilly-tells-stu-scott-to-credit-him-for-breaking-roethlisberger-shoulder-injury-news-as-espn-inadvertently-airs-its-own-sausage-production

I don't care about this story, fwiw, just think Rick Reilly hasn't written anything good in at least ten years.

u_u

BREAKING NEWS FROM REILLY NETWORK NEWS: ROETHLISBERGER IN CAR WEARING SLING MORE AT ELEVEN

i hope one day they release reilly into the ocean so he can find his way home to one of those mile-wide garbage islands

god I hate him

he's like ESPN's version of the Vernon Wells contract

whoops

he's like ESPN's version of the Michael Vick contract

not bad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEfLTFeXd98&feature=share

willy mo's pretty legit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neRklc0h3uY

i probably can't think of a better athlete rapper tbh

saints were talking shit about d-block after the win. they'll regret that *spins propeller beanie*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwm3e72nYfA

class act jerramy stevens arrested for alleged assault...of hope solo!!

http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_21989674/ex-seattle-seahawk-jerramy-stevens-arrested-hope-solo?source=rss

Legal troubles

On June 2, 1998, Stevens was arrested on charges of second-degree assault armed with a deadly weapon and fourth-degree assault. According to a police report, Stevens and a friend engaged in a fight with a 17-year-old and witnesses said Stevens stomped on the man's face. Stevens agreed to a plea deal of a charge of misdemeanor assault.

On July 10, 1998, Stevens tested positive for marijuana and served a day in jail.

On July 27, 2000, Stevens was arrested for the sexual assault of a 19-year-old University of Washington freshman. Stevens initially denied having sex with the accuser, but later admitted to having sex with her in the yard of a fraternity house in the early morning hours of June 4, 2000, after a fraternity party, but maintained it was consensual. However, a UW student who walked by and witnessed them having sex called 911 to report it as a possible rape, noting that the woman appeared to be drugged; he described her as "half passed out ... eyes glazed ... no one home."[7][8] Stevens's semen was found in the victim, who was penetrated vaginally and anally, and numerous witnesses testified that she acted as if drugged at the party. Police suspected a date rape drug was given to the woman at the party, but blood samples were taken too late for testing.

Despite these suspicions, the King County prosecutor declined to file rape charges against Stevens due to "confusing and conflicting statements".[7][8]

A civil suit, which resulted in a settlement, was later filed by the victim. The civil settlement was not publicly disclosed, but according to published reports included a $300,000 payment by Stevens to the plaintiff. The investigation and aftermath of this incident and the subsequent decision to not charge Stevens were reported by the Seattle Times.[7][8]

On May 4, 2001, Stevens was cited for reckless driving and hit and run after crashing into a nursing home. Stevens pleaded guilty to hit-and-run and causing property damage and was sentenced to 240 hours of community service.

On April 3, 2003, Stevens was stopped by Medina, Washington police and was charged with reckless driving and driving while intoxicated. He pleaded guilty to reckless driving and was fined $1,000 and was sentenced to two days in jail because the judge ruled Stevens violated his probation from the hit-and-run case.

On March 13, 2007, Stevens was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona for suspicion of DUI after his blood alcohol content was measured at 0.204, over twice the legal limit of .08 and considered "extreme DUI" in Arizona. He was later found guilty in a court trial, and was subsequently sentenced to 12 days in jail and fined $3,160.[9] This sentence was later decreased to 10 days by a Scottsdale city judge.[10]

On March 20, 2007, the Seattle Times reported that multiple complaints were raised against Stevens by other residents in his condominium complex. The complaints included vomit on their doors, used condoms on the back porch, loud parties at all hours of the night, and various noise complaints.[11]

On October 23, 2010, Stevens was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana. Stevens had been pulled over for playing loud music, when the officer smelled marijuana, and discovered 38 grams of it in his car.[12]

On March 3, 2011, Stevens was arrested and charged with felony battery for punching two bouncers in a Tampa, Florida bar. According to his attorney, who denied the charges, after Stevens was released from jail, he was treated for "multiple broken ribs and extensive bruising to his body and face." [13]

On November 12, 2012, Stevens was arrested on investigation of assault following an altercation that left his fiancée, soccer star Hope Solo injured. [14]

i had no idea they were in a relationship! he's a really bad guy.

yeeeeeeeiiiikes

this is so fucking bizarre. so bizarre.

a pretty depressing story on many levels

ESPN writers filled a show last week with Princess Bride references:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP-RQkeXkf8

that was cool, lol

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/tebow-terrible-jets-mates-rip-qb-article-1.1201722

http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/11/spongebob-popcorn.gif

http://deadspin.com/5929361/how-espn-ditched-journalism-and-followed-skip-bayless-to-the-bottom-a-tim-tebow-story

the Jets still view Sanchez as a much better option

bahahaha damn u suck