hahahahaha
― d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
forks you do realize you've become the principal at the end of the breakfast club
Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you. John Bender: Eat my shorts. Richard Vernon: What was that? John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. John Bender: Ooh, I'm crushed. Richard Vernon: You just bought one more. John Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar. Richard Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through? John Bender: No. Richard Vernon: I'm doing society a favor. John Bender: So? Richard Vernon: That's another one right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. You want another one? John Bender: Yes. Richard Vernon: You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one pal! Claire Standish: Cut it out! Richard Vernon: You through? John Bender: Not even close bud! Richard Vernon: Good! You got one more right there! John Bender: You really think I give a shit? Richard Vernon: Another! You through? John Bender: How many is that? Brian Johnson: That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet. Richard Vernon: Now it's eight. You stay out of this. Brian Johnson: Excuse me sir, it's seven.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
s1ock did you rub your hands together & laugh nefariously while plotting this?
― flopson, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
It's a thing mods do. They try to control your behaviour by letting you know they are watching you. You're a bully & a creep, Forksy.
― burrito smalls (some dude), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
why are you suddenly British
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
Karen D Tregaskin @KarenDTregaskinIt's a thing misogynists do. They try to control your behaviour by letting you know they are watching you. You're a bully & a creep, Mordy.
― burrito smalls (some dude), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
I had already forgotten that
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
lolz at "why are you suddenly British"
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
holy shitlol
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
s1ocks do u realize in your analogy, you've just painted yourself as judd nelson
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
yes and i am comfortable with that
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
Are you comfortable with Judd Nelson's nostrils?
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 25 October 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
i'd like to GET comfortable in them if u know what i mean
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
i dunno how this yellowcard can be expected to do anything but strengthen my conviction in the words quoted in the yellowcard message every time i open a page on ilx, forks.
― burrito smalls (some dude), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link
it's an important & vital message and i congratulate forks on reiterating it at every opportunity
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 October 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link
if forks goes around giving out impish trickster yellow cards like this, the serious and important yellow cards will get lost in the chaff >:(
― sug night (sic), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
serious and important yellow cards
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
you do realize that these yellow cards are potential triggers for our lads at ILF
― 乒乓, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
i'm plotting to say "it's just a show guys" in election threads
― extremely loud and incredible hulk (some dude), Friday, 26 October 2012 11:26 (eleven years ago) link
truth bombs don't count as trolling imo
― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 October 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
lol i inadvertently outed the true "it's just a show guys" guy
― extremely loud and incredible hulk (some dude), Friday, 26 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link