UCI WorldTour and other pro cycling nonsense 2011

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great great finish that.

Baden Cooke = ouchie, fuck knows what happened there but he went down as if he'd been taken out by a sniper.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Porkpie you should look into this gran fondo, it is a big deal event, arguably the best coastal riding in the state, fully supported, and supposedly the paella is pretty damn good:

http://www.levisgranfondo.com/

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

That does look pretty bloody great. Maybe I should try and convince Vic that to celebrate my 40th (and hopefully attaining a less mantis like weight) by flying over......

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

That is very tempting.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i read something about levi's fondue last year, pics made it look like a treat i must say.

ToC live coverage cuts in on free-to-air tv from 7am here. i'm lovin it - get up and have breakfast while watching sky put everyone in the gutter, melbourne's own adopted kiwi HENDO taking the win, baden cooke pulling a mono then going over on his arse, what's not to like!

Lenny Cravitz (haitch), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link

cozey, the 2nd to last climb tomorrow passes right by the James Lick Observatory. It's quite a climb, not extremely difficult, but quite long.

― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 2:46 PM (Yesterday)

this was intended to be addressed to caek... confusion!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks shasty

levi's fondo looks amazing. hmm. am in for the etape caledonia next year... and had my eye on this too
http://www.vatternrundan.se/Default.aspx?module=4&content=12&lang=SV&fwsite=2

taylor, the creator (cozen), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty nice looking break today: Lars Boom, Martin Pedersen and THOR HUSHOVD join the conti domestic teams for a 10 man break. 2 riders from Bissell are in the break, and dare I say, their 2 best racers... this could be the break that sticks.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Ed, turn it on!

AMBIENT RACE NOISE AND NOTHING ELSE!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

So it is

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

until now

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry andy, kthxbye

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

. and had my eye on this too
http://www.vatternrundan.se/Default.aspx?module=4&content=12&lang=SV&fwsite=2

hmmmm, If I could get permission (and a few more miles under my belt) I would be so up for that, looks beautiful

problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Who owns that mock tudor monstrosity?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

that was brilliant. epic effort from horner & shasty looking good in the bear suit

singularly unimpressed w/schleck

taylor, the creator (cozen), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Horner went up Sierra Road in 17:05 (~500W, ~13mph, ~1900VAM), my PR is 29:00.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

great effort from rory sutherland, he's one of those aussie dudes who's dropped off the radar a bit since we're all so euro-obsessed.

wish someone would physically attack a) the clean bottle man, b) phil every time he mentions the clean bottle!!

Lenny Cravitz (haitch), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

are thee shaq gonna have too many leaders in july? horner, levi, kloden, brajkovic...

Lenny Cravitz (haitch), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i think it'll work out ok if nobody pops

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

wish someone would physically attack a) the clean bottle man, b) phil every time he mentions the clean bottle!!

― Lenny Cravitz (haitch), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 6:48 PM (1 hour ago)

2 of the 3 Bottle Boys were my teammates! Hands off those guys.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

haha they're no harm really, just don't need liggett pointing them out EVERY TIME the bunch goes past one of them!

Lenny Cravitz (haitch), Thursday, 19 May 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Just rewatched the final climb again, really amazing performance by Horner.

His love for Jack In The Box, 2L of coke, donuts and costco muffins is the stuff of legends.

Then there's always this:
http://tinyurl.com/hornerhills

And this:
http://survey.cyclingnews.com/photos/2001/apr01/horner.shtml

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 07:14 (thirteen years ago) link

it really was a great ride by Horner, so fantastic that a 39 year old can take on and pull away from some fantastic riders as if they weren't there on a hill like that...... Was it just the UK twitterers that were going suspicion crazy? I must admit it hadn't crossed my mind at the time but the more I thought about it, the more rats I smelled.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:26 (thirteen years ago) link

are you referring to... drugs?

taylor, the creator (cozen), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link

would I do that?..... Yes, yes I am, drugs and the Radioshack team

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

~a spectre is haunting yankeeland~

taylor, the creator (cozen), Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

someone across the pond posted horner suspicion a few years ago on ilx, can't remember who, and i was a bit nonplussed. maybe because brits never got a chance to see what horner did domestically? mebbe i'm just a fan of his tactical analyses, forthrightness, and most of all, his willingness to go-for-broke.

otoh, it's pro cycling. it's radio shack. specter is all over the fuckin place (well, ex uk, obv).

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/05/news/horner-the-only-rider-that-can-drop-me-is-contador_174405

“I think in my career I’ve been underappreciated,” said Horner after a demonstrative win on the Amgen Tour’s first-ever mountaintop finish. He said Wednesday that Giro d’Italia leader Alberto Contador was the only rider in the world capable of beating him.

drugs must be involved i fear.

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

His love for Jack In The Box, 2L of coke, donuts and costco muffins is the stuff of legends.

what a bro, i'm with him.

Lenny Cravitz (haitch), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

he is a fat mantis in an actual mantis' body!

Lenny Cravitz (haitch), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Horner is a crit monkey at heart, the fact that he can climb makes it pretty amazing.

His suspicion level on the UCI chart was lower than Wiggins, Gerant, and the other top Britishers iirc.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

(lower than Andy and Levi as well?)

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, and famous steak lover Contador.....

problem chimp (Porkpie), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

having fun with search:
Pro Tour/ Euro/Whatever road thread

and then this is great and pretty timely:
your daily bicycle log

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i had thought id written an appreciation of horner in 2005 after one of my favorite stage finishes that featured him. i found that one but it is not quite on point. kind of fun wayback machine trip tho.

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

“I’ve been a criterium rider my whole life, more than anything. If you grow up racing bikes in the States, that’s what you are. If you can’t ride a crit then you can’t make a living.”
Horner

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Lance getting it from all ends now:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504803_162-20064406-10391709.html

Hamilton is like a Sean Penn character study in this.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

ruhroh

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

good advice here:
http://twitter.com/#!/lancearmstrong/status/28823058835

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

welcome back to the shitshow th

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 May 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"Tour de France"

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Friday, 20 May 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

weekend's giro is going to be ~obscene~

taylor, the creator (cozen), Friday, 20 May 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

obscenely.... over? this thing is dunzo.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

it is kinda funny how the race for 2nd kinda ignores Bert with his verdict looming in a couple weeks.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

enjoyed seeing pink Didi
Alberto kinda murdered them there without seeming to make too much effort

zappi, Friday, 20 May 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

it is kinda funny how the race for 2nd kinda ignores Bert with his verdict looming in a couple weeks

^ this

Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 20 May 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

ATOC TT starting now in former Danish colony of Solvang.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 May 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

cunty was imperious

rujano's little look behind at the finish was cute

taylor, the creator (cozen), Friday, 20 May 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

no crostis...

taylor, the creator (cozen), Friday, 20 May 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link


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